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  • Modern Love..!! . . (Boy & Girl On Date) . . . Girl:- Kya shadi K Baad Bhi Aise Hi Hum Dinner Pe Aya Karenge..?? . . . . . Boy:- Haa sweet heart, Agar Tumhare Husband Ko Koi Aitraz Na Hua to..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl-Friend Ne Boyfriend Se Pyar Se Kaha Ladki: “Jaanu, Tum Mere Liye Kya Kar Sakte Ho?” . . Ladka: “Jo Tum Kaho Meri Jaan” Ladki: “Kya Mere Liye Chaand La Sakte Ho?” Ladka 2 Minute Bol Ke Kahi Gaya Aur Kuch Chiz Apne Piche Chupa Ke Laya... . . Ladki Se Bola Ki Aankhein Band Karo, Aur Wo Chiz Ladki Ke Haatho Mein De Di Aur Ladki Ko Kaha Ab Apni Aankhein Kholo... . . Ladki Ki Aankho Mein Se Ansu Nikal Aaye Vo Chiz Dekh Ke. Kyunki Uske Haatho Mein Ek Aaina (Sheesha) Tha, Jisme Us Ladki Ka Chehra Nazar Aa Raha Tha . . . Ladki Ne Khush Hokar Boy-Friend Ko Bola: “Awwwww… Tum Mujhe Chand Samjhte Ho?” Ladka: “Nahi, Main To Tumhe Sirf Ye Samjha Raha Tha, Jis Muh Se Tumne Chaand Manga Hai, Vo Thobda Kabhi Sheeshe Mein Bhi Dekha Hai Ya Nahi
    • 10 years ago



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  • आजकल मोटेरसायकील कंपनी इस प्रकार बाइक बना रही है । जिस पर पीछे बैठी लड़की, ,, ," " " " गर्ल फ्रेंड की जगह ऐसी लगती है, जैसे विक्रम के ऊपर बेताल लटका हो।
    • 10 years ago



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  • चूहों की गेंग
    तलवार लेकर
    भाग रही थी..

    शेर ने पूछा: क्या हुआ, तुम लोग
    इतने गुस्से से
    कैसे भाग रहे हो..?

    चुहा : हाथी कि बेटी को किसी
    ने प्रपोज किया है
    नाम हमारा आ रहा है................

    "लाशेँ बिछा देँगे.. लाशेँ"..
    :stuck_out_tongue::stuck_out_tongue::stuck_out_tongue::stuck_out_tongue::stuck_out_tongue::stuck_out_tongue::stuck_out_tongue:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Funny SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Girl : Mummy ko tum bahut pasand aaaye . . . . Boy: Chal pagli.. Jo bhi ho main shaadi tumse hi karunga ….. Aunty ko kehna mujhe bhool jaaye…
    • 10 years ago



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  • चीते की चाल :tiger2: बाज की नजर
    और Student :sunglasses: Ki पढ़ाई :books:..
    पर संदेह नहीं करते........

    कभी भी Top :point_up: कर सकते हैं ,

    सिर्फ मस्तानी :princess: बीच मे नहीं ,
    आनी चाहिये........
    :wink::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::wink::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::wink::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Jokes SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Hindi Jokes
  • कटा इस कदर एक बेजुबान ऑर खून सारा नाली में बह गया........ पत्थर दिल था कोई जो बहते खून को देखकर भी ईद मुबारक कह गया...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: Isko translate koro... . . . "ladki kapde pehen chuki hai..." . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . All Boys ek sath me bole... . . . . Ohhhhh... Shit.... We are late...........
    • 10 years ago



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  • टीचर : “कौनसा पंछी सबसे तेज़ उड़ता है? स्टूडेट : “सर, हाथी। टीचर : “नालायक, तेरा बाप क्या करता है? स्टूडेट : “दाउद के गैंग में ‘शूटर है। टीचर : “शाबाश। लिखो बच्चो ‘हाथी’।
    • 10 years ago



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  • બેંક વાળા "પેન" બાંધીને રાખે છે,

    મેડીકલ સ્ટોર વાળા "કાતર" બાંધીને રાખે છે,

    ઝેરોક્ષ વાળા "સ્ટેપલર" બાંધીને રાખે.

    છોકરીયુ "મોઢા" બાંધીને રાખે છે,

    પરબ બધાંવા વાળા "લોટો" બાંધીને રાખે છે,

    મોટા મોટા ઘર વાળા "કૂતરો" બાંધી ને રાખે છે,

    સરદારજી "ચાકુ" બાંધીને રાખે છે,

    અને પત્નીઓ "પતિ" ને બાંધી ને રાખે છે,

    કોઈને કોઈ ઉપર ""ભરોહો"" જ નથી, બોલો ! :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::joy:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS , Funny Jokes , All Funny SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • INSTALLING HUSBAND A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled another valuable program, Romance 9.5. And then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1. What can I do? Reply: Dear Madam, First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2. Then it will automatically runs the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1. Also DO NOT disturb the original package of Husband 1.0.... Otherwise new virus Girlfriend 2.5 automatically downloaded into your system. So be careful. In addition, please do not attempt to re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7. Good Luck Madam!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bhgwan ka diya sab kuch h Books h Notes h Time h Mauka h or hausla to itna h ki jb chahu padh sakta hu bs 1 hi bat ki kami h Mood
    • 10 years ago



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  • GIRL (FISH TANK KO DEKH K BOLI)- "Machaliya Itni Sundar Kyun Hoti Hain? . BOY(SPRITE PITE HUE): Kyunki Woh Kapde Nahi Pahnti..! . . . . . . SIDHI BAAT NO BAKWAS!.
    • 10 years ago



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  • लड़का – आज बहुत अच्छी खुशबू आ रही है

    लड़की – हाँ मैं नए साबुन से
    नहा के जो आयी हूँ

    लड़का – अच्छा ऐसा क्या है उस साबुन में

    लड़की – मलाई,,दूध,,केसर से भरपूर

    लड़का – साला आज कल के साबुन
    नहाने के लिए बनाते हैं
    या खाने के लिए :) :wink::smile::smile::smile:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny SMS , All Funny SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Funny SMS - Funny Jokes
  • suna hai pyaar karne walo ki neend uud jaati hai... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . jiski b uud gayi ho wo plz mujhe subah jaldi utha diya karo meri neend nahi khulti...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi. Boy:Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai. Girl: i know but formality to poori karni hi padegi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Two girls are traveling in a train... . . Girl-1: Tujhe kaisa pati chahiye ? Girl-2: Mujhe Crorepati chaiiye . . Girl-1: Crorepati na miley to ? Girl-2: 50 lakh ke 2 pati chalenge . . Girl-1: 50 lakh ke na miley to? Girl-2: 25 lakh ke 4 pati bhi chalenge . . . . . . . UPPER birth pe soya hua Pappu bola: . JAB YE 1000 RUPAYE PE AAYE TO MUJHE UTHA DENA..!!
    • 10 years ago



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