What is a RACE ???
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A real race is when you are
trying to finish off the Paani Poori,
before the Paani Poori boy puts the
next one into the plate!
A GF is not one who says,
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"Main teri kismat me nai, tum
mujhe bhul jao"
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A true GF is one who says, .
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. "Tu padhai pe dehaan de,
placement ke
baad ghar se utha lena..
A Senior Student During Ragging Says:
On Ur Marriage I Will Kiss Ur Wife
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Junior Students reply:
Ok Fine Sir But I’m Going To Marry Ur
Sister!”
एक छोरा एक छोरी को प्रपोज करते हुए:- I LOVE YOU…..!! ; ; छोरी:- तमीज से बात करो, छोरा:- ओम मंगलम भगवान विष्णु मंगलमगरुड ध्वज्: मंगलम पुण्डरिकाक्षाय With Due Respect Beg To Say That “I Love You” देवी जी, Offer ग्रहण करें, स्वाहा…!!! ; ; और तब तक गाल पर चटाक, छोरा गाल सहलाते हुए ये क्या है….??? छोरी:- पूर्णाहुति के बाद नारियल फूटा है….!!!
1 Ladki ne sasural se apni maa ko phone kiya
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Ladki:"maa, kal meri unke sath ladai ho gai"
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Maa:"koi baat ni beti, pati
patni ke beech ladai hoti rehti
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Ladki:"Haan wo sab to theek hai
Par Laash ka kya kru ???????
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Maa : OLX pe bech de
Ek ladke ki girlfriend ka birthday tha :-)
Wo city se bahar tha isliye usne uske liye 24 gulab ke phool book kar diye :-<3 :-*
Usne apni gf ko phone per kaha....
maine tumhare liye utne hi rose ke flowers bheje hain jitne years ki tum aaj ho gayi ho.. :-)
Girl:- awwww, howzz eww..?? Supzz..?? Uah dp is so kew..!! Talking to eww afterr xuch a long time..xoxo:)
Boy:- sabse pehle to tu Guthka thuk ke type kar...
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A boy had a crush on his classmate.
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One fine day he proposed her.
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But she rejected and threatened that she would complain to the principal if he ever bothered her again.
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And the boy remains silent for rest of the days.
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Some days later the girl borrows a book from that boy and
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writes in it
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" I love u too. Sorry to hurt you the other day. If you forgive me, please come and speak to me."
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Four years passed,
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But.....
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the boy never approached the girl again.
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MORAL: boys never open their books.����
Har mummy ka sapna hota hai ki uski beti ko
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Smart,
handsome,
intelligent ldka mile.
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Tum hi btao....
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Main akela"masoom" kis kis ki mummy ka sapna pura karoon?