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બેંક વાળા "પેન" બાંધીને રાખે છે,

મેડીકલ સ્ટોર વાળા "કાતર" બાંધીને રાખે છે,

ઝેરોક્ષ વાળા "સ્ટેપલર" બાંધીને રાખે.

છોકરીયુ "મોઢા" બાંધીને રાખે છે,

પરબ બધાંવા વાળા "લોટો" બાંધીને રાખે છે,

મોટા મોટા ઘર વાળા "કૂતરો" બાંધી ને રાખે છે,

સરદારજી "ચાકુ" બાંધીને રાખે છે,

અને પત્નીઓ "પતિ" ને બાંધી ને રાખે છે,

કોઈને કોઈ ઉપર ""ભરોહો"" જ નથી, બોલો ! :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::joy:

9 years ago

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Full kameena pan..!! 1st frnd:- Bro can i use your phone to call my grlfrnd..?? . . . . . . . . . 2nd frnd:- Yeah sure, just hit redial

10 years ago

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One night A Boy helped an unknown aunty to reach her home, . Aunty : Beta, raat bahut ho gayi hai, yahin so jao, Harvinder ke room me. Boy : Nahi aunty, main hall me so jaunga. Next morning, a beautiful girl comes with a cup of coffee Boy : Aap kaun? Girl : Mein Harvinder aur aap? Boy : Main gadhaaa....

10 years ago

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Wife -आप मुझे रानी क्यों बोलते हो, Husband- क्योंकि नौकरानी लम्बा शब्द हो जाता है,

10 years ago

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On Whatsapp: Girl: Tu Hasta Nahi hai Kya? Boy: Kyu? Girl: Tere Haste Hue Ki Koi Photo Nahi Hain. Boy: Tu Nahati nahi hai kya?

10 years ago

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चीते की चाल :tiger2: बाज की नजर
और Student :sunglasses: Ki पढ़ाई :books:..
पर संदेह नहीं करते........

कभी भी Top :point_up: कर सकते हैं ,

सिर्फ मस्तानी :princess: बीच मे नहीं ,
आनी चाहिये........
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10 years ago

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Communication is the lifeline of any relationship. When u stop communicating, u start losing ur valuable relationships.... So disturb everybody u care.... Atleast once daily ....

10 years ago

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18 Yrs Old Boy: Will U Be My Girlfriend.. ?? 18 Yrs Old Girl: Get Lost! No! . . . . . 5 Yrs Old Boy: Will U Be My Girlfriend.. ?? . . 18 Yrs Old Girl: OMG! U R So Cute, (^_^) Yes, Yes, I Will.. . . . . Hey Bhagwan Ye Kaisi Leela Hai Tumhari..!!

10 years ago

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One of d bst msg Evry1 will agree..!! . . When u r happy u enjoy the music . . But . . When u r sad U understand the lyrics...!!!

10 years ago

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Alia Bhatt so genius.. that... All scientists failed to answer this Ques: Which liquid turns into solid on heating ? Alia Bhatt - Besan ke pakode!!

10 years ago

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पापा और 12 साल का बेटा एक होटल में गए, पापा- वेटर एक बियर

10 years ago

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Exam ki raat student ne toss kiya : Heads aya to sona hai, . . Tails aaya to film dekhana hai,.. . . Khada raha to gane sunuga,.. . . Agar hawa me raha.. . . . . . . . . . . To maa kasam raat bhar padhunga... Students Thoko Likes..

10 years ago

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Divided by aunties asking "Beta kitna kama lete ho", united by boys saying "Itna ki aapki beti ko roz Pani puri khila sakta hu".

10 years ago

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Two girls are traveling in a train... . . Girl-1: Tujhe kaisa pati chahiye ? Girl-2: Mujhe Crorepati chaiiye . . Girl-1: Crorepati na miley to ? Girl-2: 50 lakh ke 2 pati chalenge . . Girl-1: 50 lakh ke na miley to? Girl-2: 25 lakh ke 4 pati bhi chalenge . . . . . . . UPPER birth pe soya hua Pappu bola: . JAB YE 1000 RUPAYE PE AAYE TO MUJHE UTHA DENA..!!

10 years ago

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एक गधा घबराकर जंगल में भागे जा रहा था, भागे जा रहा था..

उसे देखकर एक चूहे ने पूछा – “क्या हुआ, कहाँ भागे जा रहा है भाई ??”

गधा – ‘अरे ! वहाँ शेर ने किसी आदमी की वारदात कर दी है, उसे पकड़ने जंगल में पुलिस आई है ।”

चूहा – “पर तू क्यों भाग रहा है, तू तो गधा है न”

गधा – “लगता है, तू नया है, ये भारत है बेटा…

पकड़े गये तो 10-20 साल तो अदालत में यहीं साबित करने में लग जायेंगे कि,

“मैं शेर नहीं, गधा हुँ…”
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9 years ago

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:red_circle::red_circle:मास्टर जी :- मैने तुम्हे थप्पड़ मारा इसका
भविष्य काल बताओ....?
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छात्र - छुट्टी के बाद आपकी मोटर साईकल
पंचर मिलेगी।:smile::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::joy:

10 years ago

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Boy :- I heared you failed in english? . . . . . . Girl :- who telled you? it is unpossible, I sawed the result yesterday, I passed away . . . Boy :- ok bye !! Girl :- Bye bye, God blast you . Boy :- Bas kar pagli rulayegi kya

10 years ago

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Calling friends 1 day before Exam : You : "Kuttey, Saale kitna kar liya ?" Friend 1 : "Yaar meri toh 4 unit ho gayi bas 1 baki hai !" You (Dissapointed & worried) calling 2nd friend : "kitna kar liya oye..?" Friend : "1-5 unit poora syllabus finish. Revision baki hai bas..!" You ( dissapointed & now more worried..!) You (to your best friend) : "kitna kar liya yaar" Best frnd : "bhai abhi toh shuru bhi ni kiya kuch kar lenge yaar poori raat apni hai " You : "oyeeeeeee tu bhai hai apnaaaa janni" Awesome feeling comes instantly No disappointment, No worries "Ab toh raat me hi padhunga," *books band*

10 years ago

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I Always Wonder, Ki "Jaise Ladke Kehte Hai Ki Oye Bhabhi Hai Teri" . . . Kya Usi Tarah Ladkiya Bhi Kehti Hongi - . . . "Oye Jiju Hai Tera, Uske Sath Flirt Mat Kar"

10 years ago

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Ladki wale(ladke se): Beta kya kerte ho…? Ladka: jee, Chief administrator Hun. Ladki wale (khush hokar): Kaun si company mein beta…? Ladka: WhatsApp per 2 Groups aur Facebook per 3 Pages ka Admin hun.. :-P

10 years ago

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