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  • Girl:- awwww, howzz eww..?? Supzz..?? Uah dp is so kew..!! Talking to eww afterr xuch a long time..xoxo:) Boy:- sabse pehle to tu Guthka thuk ke type kar...  ��������
    • 10 years ago



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  • आजकल मोटेरसायकील कंपनी इस प्रकार बाइक बना रही है । जिस पर पीछे बैठी लड़की, ,, ," " " " गर्ल फ्रेंड की जगह ऐसी लगती है, जैसे विक्रम के ऊपर बेताल लटका हो।
    • 10 years ago



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  • GiRL: KaL mEin tumhaRe Liye RAkhi Layi thi. Tumne bandhwai kyun nahi? . . . . . . . . . . Classic Answer: Boy: Agar kal mein tere liye mangalsutra lau to kya tu pehen legi??
    • 10 years ago



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  • Machhar bola insan se Mat maaro hame jaan se Jang chhid jayegi Dusmani bad jayegi Mana ki aap me junoon hai Par hamari rago me b to aapka hi khoon hai...
    • 10 years ago



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  • पहला दोस्त:- भाई कहाँ है…?
    दूसरा दोस्त:- Shopping
    भाभी के साथ…!!
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    पहला दोस्त:- लड़की कब पटाई….???
    दूसरा दोस्त:- नहीं यार भाई की
    Gf है ?
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    पहला दोस्त:- और ये भाई कौन है ?
    दूसरा दोस्त:- तू साले :grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • Santa makes cal 2 airport: Hw long is da journey frm punjab 2 America?? Receptionist:1 sec sir.. . . . . Santa disconnect n says, 'pee ke bethi hai kamini"
    • 10 years ago



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  • બેંક વાળા "પેન" બાંધીને રાખે છે,

    મેડીકલ સ્ટોર વાળા "કાતર" બાંધીને રાખે છે,

    ઝેરોક્ષ વાળા "સ્ટેપલર" બાંધીને રાખે.

    છોકરીયુ "મોઢા" બાંધીને રાખે છે,

    પરબ બધાંવા વાળા "લોટો" બાંધીને રાખે છે,

    મોટા મોટા ઘર વાળા "કૂતરો" બાંધી ને રાખે છે,

    સરદારજી "ચાકુ" બાંધીને રાખે છે,

    અને પત્નીઓ "પતિ" ને બાંધી ને રાખે છે,

    કોઈને કોઈ ઉપર ""ભરોહો"" જ નથી, બોલો ! :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::joy:
    • 9 years ago



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  • तिजोरी पर लिखा था-
    तोड़ने की जरूरत नहीं, बटन दबाओ
    खुल जाएगी।'
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    बटन दबाते ही पुलिस आ गई.
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    पुलिसः तुम्हें अपनी सफाई में कुछ कहना है? :unamused::unamused:
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    चोरः मां कसम, आज इंसानियत पर
    से विश्वास उठ गया! :cry::cry:
    :joy::joy::joy:
    • 9 years ago



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  • स्कूल !!!! वो जगह है जहाँ इंसान पहली बार आने पर जितना रोता है उससे कहीं ज्यादा वहाँ से आखिरी बार निकलने पर रोता है
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kaminey Friends 4 Boys on bike.. . Police:"Triple riding is bannedaur tum 4 baithe ho..?? . . Boys shocked . . . . . . Looks behind.. . . . . And says:"abe Kamino 5 wa kaha gir gaya.?"
    • 10 years ago



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  • पापा और 12 साल का बेटा एक होटल में गए, पापा- वेटर एक बियर
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: Isko translate koro... . . . "ladki kapde pehen chuki hai..." . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . All Boys ek sath me bole... . . . . Ohhhhh... Shit.... We are late...........
    • 10 years ago



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  • माँ 6 साल के बच्चे को पीटते हुये बोली, "नालायक, तूने भँगी के घर की रोटी खायी, तू भँगी हो गया, तूने अपना धर्म भ्रष्ट कर लिया. अब क्या होगा? . . बच्चे का मासूम सवाल : माँ, मैने तो एक बार उनके घर की रोटी खाई, तो मैं भँगी हो गया, । लेकिन वो लोग तो हमारे घर की रात की बची रोटी बर्षो से खा रहे हैं, तो वो ब्राह्राण क्यों नही हो पाये?? Today Best massage.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dear God, Take away all the gifts you have given me, I want nothing for myself but please bless my parents with a Very Hot daughter-in-law.!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • A store that sells “New Husbands” has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. There are six floors and the value of the products increases as the shopper ascends the floors.. A woman goes to find a husband. Floor 1 – These men Have Jobs. She continues to the second floor.. Floor 2 – These men Have Jobs …n love kids.. she continues upward… Floor 3 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.. ‘Wow,’ she thinks, but She goes to the fourth floor.. Floor 4 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Good Looking and Help with Housework. She exclaims, ‘I can hardly stand it!’ Still, she goes to the fifth floor… Floor 5 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are very handsome, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic nature.. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads: Floor 6 – You are visitor number 31,456,012 to this floor… There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please!!! Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.. (scroll and keep reading!) Now The store’s owner opened a “New Wives Store” just across the street.. The 1st Floor has wives that listen to men.. . . . . . . . The 2nd, 3rd, 4th,5th and 6th floor have never been visited by men!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Waqt Ke Toofan Mein Bikharte Chale Gaye; Tanhai Ki Gehrai Mein Utarte Chale Gaye; Jannat Thi Har Subah Shaam Jin Dosto Ke Saath; Ek-Ek Kar Ke Sab Bichhadte Chale Gaye; . . . . Thanks to Whatsapp and Facebook... Saale Sab Phir Wapis Mil Gaye!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek ladka bhagta hua ek ladki ke paas jata ha aur ruk ke bolta ha ma aapse dosti karna chahta hu . . . . . . . Girl- toh hamari dushmani kab thi BHAIYAAA !! HahAHaha
    • 10 years ago



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