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  • 2 guys were following two girls..... Both girls took rakhi and tied to their hands........ 1st guy;- what we do now.... 2 nd guy;- u marry my sister and i will marry ur sister..... Guys rocks girls shoks!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • I argued��... She argued��... I shouted��... She shouted�� and then she cried�� Result: she won by duckworth lewis method��
    • 10 years ago



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  • Reactions of KISSING in various Countries . . America : - Kiss me hard ! France : - Kiss me Slowly! India: . . . . . . . . . . . . . Jaldi karo koi aah na jaye
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kaminey Friends 4 Boys on bike.. . Police:"Triple riding is bannedaur tum 4 baithe ho..?? . . Boys shocked . . . . . . Looks behind.. . . . . And says:"abe Kamino 5 wa kaha gir gaya.?"
    • 10 years ago



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  • मजेदार गणित

    एक लडका एक लडकी को पढा रहा था..

    उसने लडकी को KISS किया और फिर दूसरा KISS किया और बोला- :
    इसे कहते है 'जोङ' ...,

    फिर लङकी ने लङके को KISS किया और बोली-:
    इसे कहते है 'घटाना' ,

    फिर दोनो ने एक दूसरे को KISS किया और बोले-:
    इसको कहते है 'गुणा' ,

    इतने मेँ लङकी का बाप आकर लङके को पीटने लगता है और बोलता है-:
    इसे कहते है 'भाग' .
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl-Friend Ne Boyfriend Se Pyar Se Kaha Ladki: “Jaanu, Tum Mere Liye Kya Kar Sakte Ho?” . . Ladka: “Jo Tum Kaho Meri Jaan” Ladki: “Kya Mere Liye Chaand La Sakte Ho?” Ladka 2 Minute Bol Ke Kahi Gaya Aur Kuch Chiz Apne Piche Chupa Ke Laya... . . Ladki Se Bola Ki Aankhein Band Karo, Aur Wo Chiz Ladki Ke Haatho Mein De Di Aur Ladki Ko Kaha Ab Apni Aankhein Kholo... . . Ladki Ki Aankho Mein Se Ansu Nikal Aaye Vo Chiz Dekh Ke. Kyunki Uske Haatho Mein Ek Aaina (Sheesha) Tha, Jisme Us Ladki Ka Chehra Nazar Aa Raha Tha . . . Ladki Ne Khush Hokar Boy-Friend Ko Bola: “Awwwww… Tum Mujhe Chand Samjhte Ho?” Ladka: “Nahi, Main To Tumhe Sirf Ye Samjha Raha Tha, Jis Muh Se Tumne Chaand Manga Hai, Vo Thobda Kabhi Sheeshe Mein Bhi Dekha Hai Ya Nahi
    • 10 years ago



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  • गर्ल:- मैं तुम्हारे लिए आग पे चल सकती हूँ… नदी में कूद सकती हूँ… लड़का:- लव यू जानू.. क्या तुम मुझे अभी मिलने आ सकती हो… . . गर्ल:- पागल हो क्या इतनी धूप में…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek ladke ki girlfriend ka birthday tha :-) Wo city se bahar tha isliye usne uske liye 24 gulab ke phool book kar diye :-<3 :-* Usne apni gf ko phone per kaha.... maine tumhare liye utne hi rose ke flowers bheje hain jitne years ki tum aaj ho gayi ho.. :-)
    • 10 years ago



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  • जमाई ससुराल में खाना खाते वक़्त:
    आज खाना सासुमाँ ने बनाया है क्या.?
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    बीवी - अरे वाह! कैसे पहचाना... ?
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    जमाई - अरे जब तुम बनाती हो तो
    खाने में से काले बाल निकलते हैं
    आज सफ़ेद बाल निकला है....!!!

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    • 10 years ago



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  • Two girls are traveling in a train... . . Girl-1: Tujhe kaisa pati chahiye ? Girl-2: Mujhe Crorepati chaiiye . . Girl-1: Crorepati na miley to ? Girl-2: 50 lakh ke 2 pati chalenge . . Girl-1: 50 lakh ke na miley to? Girl-2: 25 lakh ke 4 pati bhi chalenge . . . . . . . UPPER birth pe soya hua Pappu bola: . JAB YE 1000 RUPAYE PE AAYE TO MUJHE UTHA DENA..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • जब कोई सुबह-सुबह आवाज लगाने से भी न उठे तो…
    उसको उठाने का एक नया तरीका लाया गया है

    उसके कान में जाकर धीरे से कह दो

    ” तेरा बाप तेरा मोबाइल चेक कर रहा है”

    कूद के भागेगा ससुरा!!
    :grinning::grimacing::grin::joy::smiley::smile::grinning::grinning::grinning:

    • 9 years ago



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  • Boyfriend : “Last night I had a dream of you.” Girlfriend (got excited): – “Maine kya kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke” Boyfriend replied : “We were traveling in bus, Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river. Everyone swam to save their life, but you were still swimming and searching for someone.” Girlfriend (with love): I was searching for you, na? Boyfriend said: NO, You were shouting- “Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya, 2 rupaye lene the”!! :-D whatsapp jokes
    • 10 years ago



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  • kissing a girl on her fore head is respect, . . kissing a girl on her cheek is care, . . kissing a girl on her eyesis care & love, . . kissing a girl on her lips is love, . . but kissing a girl in front of her boyfriend ??? . . HUD HUD DABANGG DABANGG DABANGG .....
    • 10 years ago



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  • जुड़वां बच्चे अपने कमरे में बैठे थे, एक हंस-हंस के लोटपोट
    हो रहा था, जबकि दूसरा उदास था….!!!
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    पिता:- इतना क्यों हंस रहे हो….???
    बच्चा:- इतनी ठंड में मम्मी ने दोनों बार इसी को नहला दिया…. ????
    • 10 years ago



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  • *walks out of exam* Me: What did you get for question 8? Friend: 4.1546cms, so easy. Me: Same,so easy. *walks off* *cries in the corner*
    • 10 years ago



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  • 2 ladies 1 ped k neeche bethi kafi dair se baate kr rahi thin k achanak drakht se 1 Aam (mango) gira . . Pehli Aurat Ye Aam kese gira? . . Dusri Aurat kch bolne hi wali thi k.. . Aam khud hath jorr kr bola! . . Puk gaya hun mein tum dono ki baten sun sun kar.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 ladki apne boyfriend se park mei roz milne jati. Wo roz time par pohchti, lekin ladka hamesha late ata. lekin ladki kabhi us se naraz nai hoti... 1din ladki park mei nahi pohnchi, ladka gusse uske ghar gaya. Waha pata chala k ladki ko blood cancer hai, sirf 6 din jiye gi. Ladka rote huye ghar aya or sucied karney buildng k 100ve floor pr gaya or.... ladki k liye 1 letter choda.. Ush me likha tha...... "Tum mera humesha w8 karti thi or me roz late ata tha .... lekin aaj main jaldi pohonch raha hu or tumhara w8 krunga.." . . . . . Thik ushi waqt wahan se Chota Bheem jaa raha tha..... . . . Kya Bheem ushey bacha payega? Janney k liye..... Dekhiye .... Chota Bheem roz raat 9 baje on pogo tv...☺
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dad entered Son’s room and found him asleep on his books, tired of exam studies. He walked closer to him.. and played with his hair softly, sweetly and…. BAAANNNG $%^&* Slapped his face… and said: “Last seen on whatsapp 1 minute ago” :-D :-P
    • 10 years ago



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