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  • Boy :- I heared you failed in english? . . . . . . Girl :- who telled you? it is unpossible, I sawed the result yesterday, I passed away . . . Boy :- ok bye !! Girl :- Bye bye, God blast you . Boy :- Bas kar pagli rulayegi kya
    • 10 years ago



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  • A Senior Student During Ragging Says: On Ur Marriage I Will Kiss Ur Wife . . . . . . . . Junior Students reply: Ok Fine Sir But I’m Going To Marry Ur Sister!”
    • 10 years ago



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  • એક છોરો કન્યા જોવા ગ્યો...

    એલી સીવતા ફાવે...?

    છોરી : હકણ...પોલકા ઘાઘરા બુશ્કોટ કડીયા..હન્ધુય ફાવે...

    એલી રાંધતા ફાવે..?

    છોરી : હકણ...ઢોકળા થેપલા પાટવડી પુડલા ભજીયા..જે ક્યો ઇ હન્ધુય ફાવે

    એલી ભણી કેટલુક હે...?

    છોરી : કોલેજ ના તયણ વરહ પુરા કયરા સે...

    છોરો : તો તો ઇન્ગલીશેય ફાવતુ હશે ને...? ?
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    છોરી : કોય દી લુખુ નથી પીધુ...સોડા હાયરે ફાવે...! :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Funny SMS , Funny Gujarati SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , All Funny SMS
  • After Result - Girls Reaction. . . Girl-1 (Rote Huve) - phir se sirf 91% Girl 2 (Bahot Rote huve) - 5 baar revise karne ke Baad Bhi sirf 93% kaisa Aa sakte hai aise number?? Girl 3 (Bahot Jada Rote huve) - Mai mummy ko kya Mu Dikhaungi In 92% Number ke saath. Girl 4 (Bahot Bahot Jada Rote huve) - sirf 94%?? kahan kami rah gayi,..? After Result - Boys Reaction. . . Boy 1 - Tere bhai ne fod diya hai be is baar..poore 44% hain.. ha ha ha Boy 2 - Papa to Naach Uthenge Jab Unhe Pata Chalega ki mai pass ho gaya by grace. hahahahaha :-)) Boy 3 - Wo to sir ne Copy karne di jo 41 % aa gaye ... warna To band bajj gaya tha. Boy 4 - Main to baal baal bacha .. Border pe pass ho gaya pure 35% aaye hai na 1 mark jada na 1 mark kam, paper check karne wala devta tha Devta.. _/\_ whatsapp jokes Funny whatsapp status
    • 10 years ago



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  • ज्यादा लगाव ना रख मुझसे , मेरे दुश्मन कहते है मेरी उम्र छोटी है , डर मौत का नहीं , तेरे अकेलेपन का है !!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ex-girlfriend ki shaadi ka card mila. Thodi takleef to hui. Fir socha jayenge zaroor. Mohabbat apni jagah hai aur RAS PURI apni jagah.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Reactions of KISSING in various Countries . . America : - Kiss me hard ! France : - Kiss me Slowly! India: . . . . . . . . . . . . . Jaldi karo koi aah na jaye
    • 10 years ago



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  • Baap (Bahot Gusse me):” Sharab, Cigarette, Ladkiyan Ye Sab Tumhari Jaan k Dushman Hain.. . . . . . . . . . . Beta (Proudly):” Jo Insaan Apne Dushmano Se Bhaag jaye.. Wo Mard Nahi Hota Papa..";):p
    • 10 years ago



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  • :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
    जब भी किसी दूल्हे की बारात देखता हूं...
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    तो मुझे "जीसस
    काइस्ट्र" के अन्तिम वचन याद आते हैं...
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    "हे ईश्वर... इसे क्षमा करना...
    ये नही जानता... ये क्या करने जा रहा है..!!"
    :joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Hindi Jokes SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • 3 sardar car k darwaje lock hone ki wajah se fas gaye 1st: aisa krte h engine k raste nikalne ki koshish krte hai 2nd: nahi! dikki k raste nikalte hai 3rd: jo bhi karna hai jaldi karo barish hone wali hai aur car ki chhat bhi nahi hai... Sardar is back in market now ��������
    • 10 years ago



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  • A Girl to recharge vala Girl - 10 Rs ka recharge kr do . . . . Recharge wala-Mam 10Rs mesirf 7 rs milenge . . . . . . . . . . Girl - Ok koi bat nhi 3 Rs.ki Eclairs de do !!
    • 10 years ago



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  • शिक्षक – 15 फलों के नाम बताओ …
    छात्र – आम !
    शिक्षक – शाबाश !
    छात्र – अमरुद …
    शिक्षक – गुड !
    छात्र – सेब …
    शिक्षक – वैरी गुड ! तीन हो गए .. बाकी 12 और बताओ ?
    छात्र – 1 दर्ज़न केले !!
    :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
    • 10 years ago



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  • दूसरा पागल- ये क्या है? पहला- लव लेटर है। दूसरा- मगर ये तो खाली है। पहला- आज कल बोलचाल बंद है।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Agar Question Paper Tuff Lage Ya Samajh N aye To 1 Gehri Saans Lo aur Zor Se Chillao Kamino Fail Hi Karna He To Exam Kyo Lete Ho?
    • 10 years ago



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  • What is a RACE ??? . . . . . . . . . . . A real race is when you are trying to finish off the Paani Poori, before the Paani Poori boy puts the next one into the plate!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Waqt Ke Toofan Mein Bikharte Chale Gaye; Tanhai Ki Gehrai Mein Utarte Chale Gaye; Jannat Thi Har Subah Shaam Jin Dosto Ke Saath; Ek-Ek Kar Ke Sab Bichhadte Chale Gaye; . . . . Thanks to Whatsapp and Facebook... Saale Sab Phir Wapis Mil Gaye!
    • 10 years ago



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  • बेटा---" माँ, आजकल प्यार का वायरस हर तरफ फैला है।
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    लगता है मुझे भी उस वायरस ने अटैक किया है। ".
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    माँ---" चिंता मत कर बेटा, मेरे पास चप्पल है
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    जो,एन्टीवायरस का काम करती है। :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::smile::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::heart_eyes::smiley::grinning:
    • 10 years ago



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