Whatsapp Funny Jokes

Be careful who you give your heart to. Because when you give your heart to someone, you also give the person the power to destroy you.

10 years ago

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Boy: I Love you, tum is duniya ki sabse khubsurat ladki ho Girl: Par tumare piche toh mujhse bhi zyada khubsurat ladki khadi hai. Ladke ne mud kar dekha toh waha koi nahi tha. Girl: Agar tum mujhse sachha pyaar karte toh kabhi mud kar nahi dekhte.. “I HATE YOU” Moral:- “Moral woral kuch nahi, bas ladki zara tez nikli.. (Girlz Thoko LIKE ) Par Baat abhi baaki hai mere doston Boy: Jaisi tumhari marzi, but ab ye diamond ring main kise dunga… ?? Girl: Lo Ab main apne jaanu ke saath mazak bhi nahi kar sakti kyaa.. ?? Ladki ne ring box main dekha. Girl: Ye to khaali hai.. Boy: Agar tum mujhse sacha pyaar karti to kabhi verify nahi karti ke is me ring hai ki nahi.. I HATE YOU Moral:- Ladki Jitni Tezz Hoti Hai Utni Hi Tez Uski Watt Bhi Lagti Hai. Ab THOKO LIKE, MAARO SHARE :-D

10 years ago

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औरत:- भैया लाल मिर्च देना….,

दुकानदार चिल्लाया:- अरे हरी मिर्च देना
जरा…,

औरत:- पर भाईसाहब मैंने लाल मिर्च मांगी
है, जल्दी मंगाइए….,

दुकानदार:- अरे हरी मिर्च ला रे जल्दी…,

औरत (गुस्से में ):- भैया मुझे लाल मिर्च लेनी है, आप बार बार
हरी मिर्च क्यों चिल्ला रहे है….,

दुकानदार (मुस्कुराते हुए):- नाराज न होइए मैडम, लाल मिर्च ही दे रहा हूँ,
हरी तो नौकर का नाम है….. ????

9 years ago

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Top class flirting line ....... Girl: I dont lyk, the way u keep staring at me! . . . . . Boy: And I love the way u notice me doing that!

10 years ago

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KADAK Attitude… Girl frnd ne msg kiya: Meri photo de do, mujhe naya boy frnd mil gaya hai. Boy frnd ne 30 photo’s bhej ke likha: Inme se dhundh lena mujhe to teri shakal bhi yaad nahi.

10 years ago

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College life is like ��Reliance !! " Karlo Duniya ✊Mutthi Mein" �� Bachelor Life is Like ��Airtel!! " Aisi Azadi aur Kahan" �� After ��Engagement is Like ☝Idea!! " Jo Badal de aapki �� Duniya After ��Marrige is like ��Vodafone!! " Where U go.. network ��Follows" �� After ��Kids is like ��BSNL!! " All lines are ��Busy" �� but our friendship is like LIC Zindagi ke saath bhi Zindagi ke baad bhi ��

10 years ago

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Girl:- awwww, howzz eww..?? Supzz..?? Uah dp is so kew..!! Talking to eww afterr xuch a long time..xoxo:) Boy:- sabse pehle to tu Guthka thuk ke type kar...  ��

10 years ago

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कटा इस कदर एक बेजुबान ऑर खून सारा नाली में बह गया........ पत्थर दिल था कोई जो बहते खून को देखकर भी ईद मुबारक कह गया...

10 years ago

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:baby:બકો લગન માં જમવા ગયો...
:curry:ત્યાં પ્લેટ પર મૂકેલ ટીશ્યુ પેપર જોઇ ને તેમને થયું કે આ પણ કોઇ ખાવા ની ચીજ હશે.

તે લઇ ને મોઢા માં મૂકવા જતા હતા ત્યાં
:raising_hand:બકુડી એ રાડ પાડી.
ખાતા નહીં,

હાવ મોળું સે.....:money_mouth::money_mouth:

:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

9 years ago

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Boyfriend : “Last night I had a dream of you.” Girlfriend (got excited): – “Maine kya kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke” Boyfriend replied : “We were traveling in bus, Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river. Everyone swam to save their life, but you were still swimming and searching for someone.” Girlfriend (with love): I was searching for you, na? Boyfriend said: NO, You were shouting- “Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya, 2 rupaye lene the”!! :-D whatsapp jokes

10 years ago

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Hostel student to his frnd:- "bhai dhoka ho gya Dhoka" ;-( . Friend:- kya ho gaya...?? . . Student:- "Ghar se books k liye paise mangvaaye the, . . . gharwalo ne books hi bhej di.... lolz

10 years ago

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Boy: You Wanna Know Something? Girl: What ?? Boy: Loving You Is The Second Best Thing I Ever Did !! Girl: Okay. Boy: You Wanna Know The First?… Gal: Sure….!! Boy: Finding You

10 years ago

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सोचो अगर डाक्टर फिल्म बनाते तो फिल्मों के नाम क्या होते
कभी खांसी कभी जुकाम :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

कहो ना बुखार हैं :yum:

टीबी नं 1:joy:

हम ब्लड दे चुके सनम :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

रहना है अब होस्पिटल में :wink:

बचना ऐ मरीजों :joy:

दिल तो कमज़ोर है जी :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

एक हसीना दो किडनी :yum:

अजब मरीज की गजब बीमारी :grin:
:joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::grin::grin::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

अकेले मत हंसों
दोस्त बुर मान जायेंगे

9 years ago

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एक खरगोश :rabbit2: अपने जीवनकाल में दौड़ता है, उछलता कूदता है , मस्ती करता है और फिर भी
15 साल तक ही जीवित रहता है।
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जबकि एक कछुआ :turtle: न दौड़ता है और ना कुछ करता है फिर भी
300 सालों तक जिंदा रहता है...
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मोरल-
एक्सरसाइज जाए भाड़ में.... आप तो निश्चिंत होकर....सोएं... बाहर ठण्ड है। :sleeping::sleeping:
बाबा....आराम देव:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

9 years ago

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Teacher: Isko translate koro... . . . "ladki kapde pehen chuki hai..." . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . All Boys ek sath me bole... . . . . Ohhhhh... Shit.... We are late...........

10 years ago

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Beta: papa hamare kitne rishtedar hai mein toh sabko janta b nahi papa. koi baat nahi bas tera result Aane de Jupiter wala chacha aur mercury wali mausi tak tujhe call karegi

10 years ago

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Modern definition of "Boyfriend" . . . . . . . . . . . . . A person who has to- like all the status and photos of his girlfriend, no matter how bad they are....

10 years ago

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"मत देख ऐ हसीना मुझको यु हँसते हँसते. मेरे दोस्त बड़े नालायक है कह देंगे भाभी नमस्ते!

9 years ago

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A Boy Smoking @ Outside Of Airport...Suddenly A Girl Arrived There From The Airplane... Girl : Hey... Boy : Hii.. Girl : Aa Su Karas..?? Boy : Aane Ciggarett Kevvay..�� Girl : ��....Ketla Time Thi Smoke Krs...??? Boy : Naanpn Theej.... Girl : Jo Aavda Vrs Smoke Na Kryu Hotto..O SAAME MERCEDES UBHI..A Taari Hot...�� Boy : Tu Smoke Karas..?? Girl : Nope... Boy : E Mercedes Tari Che..?? Girl : Nope...!! BOY : �� To VAAYDI THAAMA...E Mercedes Maarij Che.... ��

10 years ago

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BOY called his girlfriend on phone.. Her dad picked the call.. omg!! Dad: Hello. Who is this? Boy: "main amitab bachhan bol raha hoon Kaun banega crorepati se.. Aur apki beti ki friend yaha hot seat par hai.. zara beti ko phone dijiye sir.." Dad: ohh... oh... (in excitemnt, gave phone to her) Boy: "the question is: where will u meet me in the evening. Option a: beach Option b: park Option c: coffee shop Option d: mall" Girl: "Option a" Boy : "thank you.. aur apka time khatam.." Moral Where there is Will there is a Way "Think twice... Act wise." ....!!��

10 years ago

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