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  • मोटू - भाई तुम्हारे हाथ पैर कैसे टूटे गए?

    पतलू - लड़की का रिचार्ज कराने के चक्कर में

    मोटू - क्यों भाई?
    रिचार्ज के पैसे नहीं दिए क्या?

    पतलू -
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    अरे भाई जिस दुकान पे रिचार्ज कराने गया,
    वो दुकानदार लड़की का भाई निकला :) :)
    :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Communication is the lifeline of any relationship. When u stop communicating, u start losing ur valuable relationships.... So disturb everybody u care.... Atleast once daily ....
    • 10 years ago



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  • This is real story from Delhi. Ek ladka aur Ek Ladki ek dusre se bahut pyaar karte the… Lekin ek din Ladki ke baap ko pata chal gaya, usne gusse mein Bijli se chalne wali aari ko, ladke ki Gardan par rakha diya. Wo aari ladke ki gardan ko kaatne hi wali thi ki achanak light chali gayi… Aur paas mein khadi ladki chillayi.. Agar Sachcha hai Aapka Pyaar To Sath Hai Dilli / Delhi Sarkar!!! :-D whatsapp funny jokes love
    • 10 years ago



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  • WORK PRESSURE... ❄ _______________________________ Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the house door with keys.. _______________________________ Me and my friends went out for dinner in one of the best restaurants . And as I finished.. I started walking towards the wash basin with Plates in my hand.. _______________________________ Once I was on call with my father and mom was not around. I went on to ask, “Why is she not attending the weekly status call?” _______________________________ I don’t login to facebook, youtube, etc.. at my personal internet connection at home… thinking it will be blocked any way. Till I realize – I am at home. _______________________________ Once after talking to one of my friends I ended the conversation saying, "Ok bye…in case of any issues will call u back" _______________________________ Sometimes when I mistakenly delete a message from my mobile, I hope for a second, maybe it’s in the recycle bin !_______________________________ Once I went to a pharmacy n asked for a tab….pharmacist asked whether I want 250mg or 500mg….. I replied 256mb….thank god he didn’t notice. _______________________________ And I – after a hectic week, went to a movie. In the middle of the movie, when I wanted to check the time, I kept repeatedly glancing at the bottom right corner of the Theatre Screen… So avoid working so hard ! Have a great work-life balance.. Lastly...... Height Of Work Pressure: An Employee Opens His Tiffin Box On The Road Side To See,Whether He Is Going To office, Or Coming Back From office.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Why are boys So CarelesS & Irresponsible..? . . . . . . . . . . . . BecauSe ! They Know that Some where, A Sweet & Innocent girl is learning to be responsible For them.....!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • GF on phone call with BF! Gf - Honey, window khul nahi rahi hai. BF - Aisa karo thoda tel garam kar ke us par daal do. GF - Kya usse kaam ho jayega? BF - Try to karo. After 15 mins , BF calls to GF. BF - Tumne try kiya ?? GF - Haan kiya, par ab laptop hi band ho gaya... lolzzzz
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladki wale(ladke se): Beta kya kerte ho…? Ladka: jee, Chief administrator Hun. Ladki wale (khush hokar): Kaun si company mein beta…? Ladka: WhatsApp per 2 Groups aur Facebook per 3 Pages ka Admin hun.. :-P
    • 10 years ago



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  • भिखारी (पिंकी से) : मैडम एक रुपए दे दो। पिंकी : शर्म नहीं आती, इतने स्मार्ट, खूबसूरत, हैंडसम जवान लड़के हो और भीख मांगते हो? भिखारी (खुश होकर) : ठीक है तो फिर एक झप्पी ही दे दो।
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Bacha Bohat Der Se Ro Raha Tha Maa Ne Pocha Mere Laal Ko Kya Chahiye Toffee Bhishkit Ya Milk Bachcha: Bas Ek Sanam Chahie Aashqi Ke Liye..!! :
    • 10 years ago



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  • पापाः बेटा तुम्हारे रिजल्ट का क्या हुआ? पप्पुः पापा 80% आये है । पापाः पर मार्कशीट पर 40% लिखा है? पप्पूः बाकी के 40% आधारकार्ड लिंक होनेपर सीधे अकाऊंट में आएंगे। पापा बेहोश..
    • 10 years ago



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  • In Every Love Story Sister Support Brother . . But . . Brother Never Support Sister. You Know Why ? . . Because Sister Know What Love Is . . And . . Brother Knows What Boys Are...
    • 10 years ago



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  • બાપુ બીડી પિતા હતા..
    મગન: બાપુ તમારી બીડી માંથી ધુમાડા કેમ નથી નીકળતા?
    બાપુ: તે ના નીકળે આ તો CNG બીડી છે


    :joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:
    • 10 years ago



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  • पेशंन्ट : डॉक्टर साब सुस्ती रहती हैं,
    हमेशा नींद ही आती
    रहती हैं।

    डॉक्टर : ये लो स्मार्टफ़ोन 4G कनेक्शन के साथ
    whatsapp इंस्टॉल कर लेना,
    ठीक हो जाओगे.

    :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::joy::joy:
    • 10 years ago



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  • आजकल मोटेरसायकील कंपनी इस प्रकार बाइक बना रही है । जिस पर पीछे बैठी लड़की, ,, ," " " " गर्ल फ्रेंड की जगह ऐसी लगती है, जैसे विक्रम के ऊपर बेताल लटका हो।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mr Patel a resident of UK and his 10 year old son met Virat Kohli, On meeting his son said "Virat, Vandemataram" Virat surprised, says" Mr Patel, for 3rd generation britisher and his age, your son is very patriotic." Mr Patel .... Oh no, he said in Gujarati .... One-day Ma to ram
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy : What is 143. . . Girl : i love you . . Boy : no. . . Girl : i miss you . . Boy : no. . . Girl : i need you . . Boy : no. . . Girl : i kill you . . Boy : no. . . Girl : phir kya hai ?.... . . . . . . Boy : one hundred&forty three . pehle jaa k numbers sikle gawar
    • 10 years ago



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  • SCHOOL ME ADMISSION KE LIYE INTERVIEW TEACHER : BETA AAPKE PAPA KYA KARTE HAI.? . CUTE ANS BOY : JO MUMMY BOLTI HAI..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Shaikh Apni Girl Friend Ke Sath Chips Kha Raha Tha Ke Achanak Ladki Ankhoon Main Ankhain Daal Kar Boli Tum Kya Feel Kar Rahe Ho, Shaikh "yahi Ke Tum Muj Se Zayada Chips Kha Rahi Ho"
    :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed::blush:
    • 10 years ago



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  • GiRL: KaL mEin tumhaRe Liye RAkhi Layi thi. Tumne bandhwai kyun nahi? . . . . . . . . . . Classic Answer: Boy: Agar kal mein tere liye mangalsutra lau to kya tu pehen legi??
    • 10 years ago



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