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  • Ladkiyo ki 1 Smile Ladko ko Confuse kardeti He Sala Pure Din Tak Samajh Hi Nahi Aata k "HAS K DEKH RAHI THI" Ya "DEKH KAR HAS RAHI THI..!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladki : Agar main mar jau to tum kya karoge ? Ladka : Main bhi mar jaunga. Ladki : Par Kyu ? . . . . . . . . . . Ladka : tere chakkar me udhari itni ho gayi hai ki jeena mushkil hai...
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Har Khushi Teri Taraf Mod Doo Tere Liye Chand Tare Tak Tod Doo Khushiyon Ke Darwaje Tere Liye Khol Doon, Itna Kaafi Hai ya Do Chaar Jhoot Aur Bol Doo..:-)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Suhagrat Ke Bad, Pati Apni Patni Se Bola . Pati : Ary Khoon To Nikla Hi Nhi " . . Patni Ne Ghusse Mein Aakar Jawab Diya . . Patni- " Kyun Harami Tune Andar Teer Mara Tha Kya ?" :-P :-P
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy- Aunty ke pairo ke beech kya hai? Uncle- Swarg Boy- Aur aapke. Uncle- Swarg ke tale ki chabi. Boy- To plz tala badal do poore mohalle ke pass duplicate chabi hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aapki bato pe dil haru WAH! WAH! Aapki surat pe jan waru WAH! WAH! Jis din nahi aata aap ka sms dil karta hai aapko patak-patak ke maru!hahahahaha ­ hahaha
    • 10 years ago



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  • GF chahe jaisi ho. Awara Pagal Diwani Lafangi . . par jab uska sms aata hai dil kehta hai . Tedi Hai Pr Meri Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai, Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ehsaas hai, Kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu ek khas hai, Zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwas hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • "बीसवी सदी की लड़कियां, अगर तुम मिल जाओ जमाना छोड़ देंगे हम, इक्कीसवी सदी की लड़कियां, अगर तुम मिल जाओ, तो पुराना छोड़ देंगे हम।"
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • Boy: I can kiss you Even Without Touching you.. Girl: You cant Boy: Chal.. Lagi 50/50 ki? Girl: Ok Boy: Tightyly kissed her Girl: Hey you touched me Boy: To le na 50 rupye roti kyu hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • डॉक्टर: आपके तीन दांत कैसे टूट गए? मरीज: पत्नी ने कड़क रोटी बनाई थी। डॉक्टर: तो खाने से मना कर देते। मरीज: वही तो किया था।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho? Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am thoko like jo smj gya
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kitna suroor raat ki tanhaiyo me tha, chup tha chand jaise ruswaiyon me tha, Log so rahe the bekhabar sab, Magar ye dil aapki yaadon ki gehraiyo me tha
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aj Kal Ki Patni Ko Ye Samaj Nhi Ata K Kya Kre? Kharab Kamwali Mile To Khud Ko Kaam Krna Padta H Agar Achi Mile Toh Pati KAAM Kr Jata Hai..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Police: Hume Aapke Ghar Ki Talaashi Leni Hai, Suna Hai Aapke Ghar Me Visfotak Saamagri Hai..? Santa: Khabar To Bilkul Pakki Hai, Par Abhi Wo Maayke Gayi Hui Hai!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Biwi ne Husband ko call kiya:- Kaha ho tum ?? . Husband:- Tumhe woh Jwellery shop yaad hai jahan tume ek diamond ka set pasand aaya tha aur tab mere pass itne paise nahi the ki main wo tumhe leke de sakun.. . Wife :- Haan yaad hai... . Husband:- Phir maine tumse kaha tha ki ek din main tumhein woh zaroor leke dunga.. . Wife bahut khush hote hue: Haan Haan ji, mujhe achche se yaad hai.. . . Husband:- Main uski baju wale pub me beer pe raha hu thoda late aunga.....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladka perfume laga k bus pe chadha Ladki ne comment paas kiya- Aaj kal Phinayel ka USE zyada hota hai Ladka bola-Fir v makkhiya pichha nahi chhodti..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kya aap mujhy bata sakty hain K Wo kon 2 log hain? . . Jo har Nokia Mobile “On” karny par Haath Milaaty hain . .?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: For u and ur parents.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher:"tumne Home Work Kyu Nahi Kiya.. ?? . . . . Deadly Answer Given By . . . Me:"sir Kyuki Main Hostel Me Rehta Hun "
    • 10 years ago



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