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Teachar Ne Ek Din Time Pass Karne Ke Liye Class Mein Sawal Puchha Teacher: “School Aur Girls College Mein Kya Difference Hai?” Pappu: “School Ke Bahar Gadi Dheere Chalaye Ka Board Laga Hota Hai, Jabki Girls College Ke Samne Nahi” Teacher: “Baat To Sahi Hai, Par Ab Ye Bhi Batao Aisa Kyu Hota Hai?” Pappu: “Jarurat Hi Nahi Hai, Kyunki Acchi-Acchi Gadiya Bhi Girls College Ke Samne Se Dheere Hokar Nikalti Hai“

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Who spoils Men..? Wine or Women..? Answer :- BOTH Especially when.. WINE IS OLD....... -&- WOMAN IS BOLD..!!

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Pappu :- Tum to meri Chand ho......! . . . Pappu ki gf :- Aur tum ho mere Neil Armstrong....! . . . Pappu - Wo Kyo? . . . Gf ( sharmate huye ) boli - Chand pe Chadhne wala Pehla Aadmi.. (◦.◦) <) )> _/ /_Romance ki hdd ho gyi yaaro

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Pucha mujh se chand sitaro ne Tujhe bhula diya tere jigri yaaro ne Maine muskurate hue kaha Bhul to nahi sakte kamine Bas lage honge kisi ko patane mein.

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Love tips by Masoom Dil Niraj. Question1- agar koi ladki bhav na de to kya kare????? . . . . Answer- lat marke dil se nikal de.. Aur dusri pe chance mare . India ki 49% (60 crore) womens population kab kam ayegi.

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2 baar lips pe, . 2 baar gaal pe, . 2 baar mathe pe, . 2 baar eyes pe . Kiss wiss nai Cold cream zaroor lagana Sardi aa gai hai na. HAPPY WINTER. Djsumit

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Peer BaBa Arz Kartay hain.. Dil hai sacha aur dimagh hai kacha, Wah Wah Dil ha sacha aur dimagh hai kacha.. Tere msgs nai aa rahey Kya baat hai bacha???

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Boy Friend on phone: Hi dear muje teri bahut yaad aa rahi hai I seriously miss u! GF: Abhi to baat ki humne BF: Arey phirse tuje hi lag gaya, Sorry!!

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Student- sir sab log hindi, English, Urdu, Me bolte, Maths me kyu nhi. Teacher - jyada 3,5 na kr 9,2,11 hole nhi to 4,5 jb dunga to 6 k 36 dikhne lagenge.

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2 CHUHE Bike pe ghum rhe the. Tabi SHER ne lift mangi. To 1 CHUHA khada hokar bola-"soch le teri Maa fir kahegi ki Gundo k sath ghum rha h.

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Santa: Will U marry, after I die. Jeeto: No, I will live with my sister. Jeeto: Will U marry, after I die. Santa: No, I will also live with your sister.

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Boy-last baar puch rha hu Do u lv me Grl-nhi Boy-soch lo G-Kah diya na nhi Boy-waiter bill alag alag lana Grl-tum to mazak b nai samjhte.

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Girl’s status on BBM "Leaving BBM soon " Some boys texted her Plz dont go i will miss u ;-) Boy’s Bc a msg "Leaving BBM kindly delete me " All boys rplyd - Bhai jaate jaate Girls ke pins tho dete jaa :| plzzzz :-P

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एक छोरा एक छोरी को प्रपोज
करते हुए:- I LOVE YOU…..!!
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छोरी:- तमीज से बात करो,
छोरा:- ओम मंगलम भगवान विष्णु
मंगलमगरुड ध्वज्: मंगलम पुण्डरिकाक्षाय
With Due Respect Beg To Say That
“I Love You” देवी जी, Offer ग्रहण करें, स्वाहा…!!!
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और तब तक गाल पर चटाक, छोरा गाल सहलाते हुए
ये क्या है….???
छोरी:- पूर्णाहुति के बाद नारियल फूटा है….!!!

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Good Time, Bad Time, Day Time, Night Time, Work Time, Off Time, Happy Time, Sad Time, Sleep Time, In the Mean Time, I MISS YOU, All The Time........

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एक औरत IPhone 6S जेब में डालकर रास्ते पर चल रही
थी की पैर फिसला और गिर पडी… तभी कुछ खटाक से
टूटने की आवाज़ आई….!!!
दिल थाम कर वो बोली…”भगवान् करे हड्डी हो…” ????

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bhikhari ne Awaaz lagayi- Babu ji roti milegi??. - - . . . . Andar se awaz aai -Biwi ghar par nahi hai.. - - - . . . Bhikhari- Chumma nahi maanga saale, Roti to tu bhi de sakta hai...:-

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K0i larki hmain thukra dy to gum ni! . . Wa wa . Koi larki hmain thukra dy to gum ni! . . D0ob maray wo kameni jiski kismat me hum ni:-R wa wa wa taaliaaaan

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KADAK Attitude… Girl frnd ne msg kiya: Meri photo de do, mujhe naya boy frnd mil gaya hai. Boy frnd ne 30 photo’s bhej ke likha: Inme se dhundh lena mujhe to teri shakal bhi yaad nahi.

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Kyun hame bar-bar satate ho Kyun hame bar-bar yaad aate ho Humari toh ruh kaap gayi thi us din Jab hume pata chala ki aap harpic se nahate ho.

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