Funny Jokes

Ek engineering ke student ne hostel se apne father ko letter likha- NO MONEY, NO FUN, YOUR SON. . . . . . Jawab aaya- . . . . . How Sad, Very Bad, Your DAD

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Amazing similarity between. Love n Food..!! . . . If cross the limit the result is vomiting...? Jinko samaz aya wo like karo Baki bachche POGO dekho. AWESOME

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Agar Aap Ki Wife Aap Ka Kehna Nahi Sunti.. . . . . . To . . . . . . . . . . . Itne Gour se Kya Padh rahe ho, Kisi Ki Wife Nahi Sunti.. :-P :-D

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KISI LADKI KO CHEDO USKA HATH PAKRO AGAR WO THAPPAR MARE TO KAHO.............. . . . . . . . . . . . . TUM PEHLE IMTIHAAN ME PAAS HO GAYI HO.... MUJHE AISI HI SHARIF LADKI CHAHIYE THI..........

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Gar me diya jaleto Diwali mat samjo Gar me diya jale to Diwali mat samjo Me tere piche pada to Muje mawali mat samjo..

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Grahak(Doodh Wale Se)-Tumhari Gaaye Kitna Doodh Deti Hai Doodh Wala-5Kilo Grahak-Is Me Se Kitna Bech Lete Ho Doodh Wala-Yahi Koi 12 Kilo.

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“Acchi Patni” Aur “Bhoot” Ek jaise hote hai Kyonki inki baatein to sab karte Hai.. Par.. Aaj Tak Dekha kisi ne nahi..

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Teacher:" Bus K Driver Aur Conductor Me Kya Fark Hai ?? . . . . . . Student:" Conductor Soya To Kisika Ticket Nahi Katega.. & Driver Soya To Sabka Ticket Kat Jayega...:p :O :D

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Ladki: Mujh par shayari banao. Shayar: In kali-kali Zulfo se karti ho andhera. . . In kali-kali Zulfo se karti ho andhera. . . Ho jao takli aur kar do savera.!

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boy was smoking at tha airport...girl asked 1 din me kitne cigrat pite ho ?. Boy:5 girl:ager ab tak zindgi me cigrte pe kharch kiya paise bachate to samne khadi BMW tumhari hoti boy:aap cigrat peeti he?. Girl: No boy:to kya wo car apki he?. Girl: No boy:to tu taru kam krne chapli, a BMW mari j 6.

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Neend aati h to khawab aate h. Khwab me 1 ladki aati h, Ladki k peeche uska baap aata h. Phir na neend aati h na khwab aata h.

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Salo baad n jane kya sama hoga Hm dosto me N jane kon kaha hoga Fir milege kisiki davat me Tb kisi k hath me PINTU to kisike hath me CHINTU hoga.

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jb tum hasti ho to lagta he ki insaan pahle bandar hoga dekho gussa mat hona qki jb tum gussa hoti ho to lagta he ki insaan aaj v bandar he.

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Ek boy roz bus k darvaze mein Khada hoke traval kar raha hota hein. Bus survant : tu roz darvazein mein Kadha rehta hein, Tera baapkahin pe choukidar tha kya? Boy replays : tu roz paise mangta hein to, Tera baap pehle bhikari tha kya...!

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एक पहलवान, जो 6 feet लम्बा और strong था, bus में जा रहा था . . . Conductor - भाईसाहब Ticket पहलवान - हम Ticket नहीं लिया करते Conductor घबरा गया, पर कुछ कर न सका, पर वो ये बात दिल पे ले गया और Gym join कर लिया . . . Daily वो पहलवान से पूछता और पहलवान बोलता हम ticket नहीं लेते ऐसे 6 months निकल गये . . . अब conductor भी पहलवान की तरह तगड़ा हो गया . . . अगले दिन conductor - भाई ticket लेले पहलवान - हम ticket नही लेते Conductor - छाती दिखाते हुए "क्यूँ नही लेता बे ?" पहलवान - पास बनवा रखा है, इसलिए नही लेता

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Faqeer:Allah k naam par kuch de do? Ghar se Ladki boli:Kuch nhi HAI mAAF Karo Faqeer:Apna mobile numbr hi dedo,baba dua bhi krunga or msg bhi.

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बहन (भाई से)- लड़का कैसा है? भाई (बहन से)- लड़का अच्छा है इंजीनियर है देखने में फिल्म का हीरो लगता है! बहन- कौन सी फिल्म का? भाई- पा...

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Hey Bhagwan Aapne Mere Liye Jis Ladki Ko Bhi Banaya Hai,,, . . , . . . . . . . . . . Use Pehle To 4-5 Thappad Maar kaha Chhup Ke Baithi Hai,, Aur,, : . ... . . Kal Use Mujhse Milwa De,,,,

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Ek time meri girlFrnd ne mujhe apne ghar bulaya, Mai ghar pahucha aur bell bajai, Uski choti sister ne darwaza khola, Wo bahut sundar thi, Muskura k boli aap bahut smart ho, Abhi ghar par koi nahi hai. Mai akeli hu, Mai muskraya aur, Apni bike ki taraf wapas janelaga, To uski puri family ghar se bahar aa gayi aur, Meri sharafat ki tareef kartehuey, Mujhe gale lagaya aur kaha, Hum ko rishta manzur hai. Ab mai kya batau? Ki Mai to bike ko lock karneja rha tha...

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Dil k arma aasuo me bah gaye, ham gali me the aur gali me hi rah gaye. Chali gai kambakhat mauke pe light aur ham andhere me uski ma ko i love u kah gaye... Maneesh

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