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Chuhe ne kiya sherni ko prapose, Gift diya usne red rose, Sherni ne kaha surat aine me dekh, Chuha bola surat pe mat ja pagli, Confidence to dek.. Hahaha

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Ek Din Bhagwaan Ne Ek Aashiq Se Puchha:- Bhagwaan: Maine Ladkiyon Ko Itna Sundar Banaya Hai, Fir Bhi Koi Kami Ho To Batao?? . . . . . . . . . Aashiq Haath Jodte Hue Fariyad Karta Hua Bola:- Aashiq:- Bas Usmein Password System Kar Do, . . Taaki Jiska Ho Wahi Khol Sake? .. Jisko Jisko Samajh Me Aaya, Wo Thoko Like 500 Ki Speed Me, Baaki Bachhe Jake Pogo Dekho.

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Agar trains k Naam indian actress ke Naam pe hoti toh khabrein aisi hoti:::-> Aaj Bipasha ovrload ho kr gayi hai. Tabbu k neeche aake ek aadmi khatam. Accident mein mallika ki pichli bogey tabaah ho gayi hai. Tez raftaar ki wajah se kangana patri se utar gayi hai. Rakhi pe chadhne walo ki tadaad mein ijaafa. Rani chalte chalte bandh ho gayi. Vidya ki body change karne ka faisla. KATRINA PAR GAIR KANUNI DHANG SE CHADHE HUE 7 ADMI "GIRAFTAAR..

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Zoo se 3 gadhe farar ho gye . . . . pahla TV dekh rha he . . . . . dusra foolball khel rha he . . . aur . . Tisra . . . . Are tum nhi, tum hamesha aisa hiQ sochte ho wo mil hi nahi raha hai...

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5 K Beech Me 4 Likh kar Batao? . . China : Mazak Mat Karo. . . Japan : Namumkin . . Amrican : Sawaal Galat Hai. . . . UK : Net Par Nhi Hai. . . Indian : Easy… F(IV)E. . . India has all "JUGAAD". Hit like

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Hospital Me Sare Pagal Ro Rahe Te 1 Pagal Chupchup Soya Tha. Doctor N Pucha-tum Q Shanti Se Soye Ho? Pagal-bewakuf, Mai Mar Chukahu Isliye To Sab Ro Rhe Hai..

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Lalu to Rabri: Agar tum batao ki Iss bag ke andar kya hai, toh Sare eggs tumare, agar tum Batao kitne eggs toh 8 ke 8 Tumare, aur agar tum bata doke Ande kiske hai, Toh woh murgi bhi tumari. Rabri: Lalu Ji, Koi hint toh do na plz?

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Teacher- Kal tumne chutti kyun ki? Boy- Sir ghar me zaruri kaam tha. Teacher- "Oh I see" Boy- Sir oh ni aayi si......Main hi milan gya si...... By- Shiva Ojha

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संता का 60वां जन्मदिन था
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बंता - ये केक :birthday: पर बल्ब :bulb: क्यों लगाया है :flushed: :flushed:
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संता - 60 मोमबत्तियां लगाने मे मुश्किल हो रही थी
इस लिये 60 वाट का बल्ब :bulb: लगा दिया:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::smile::joy::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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Master Jee Bole Bachho Se Koi Ashiqi Wala Sher Sunaoo.. Student: Kutta Marta Hadee Pe Bhukaa Marta Roti Pe.. Master Jee Aap Ke Do Ladkiya Par Main To Marta Chooti Pe!AP

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Teacher: “Mein Tumhari Jaan Nikaal Dungi” Ishe English Mein Batao......... Haryanvi Student: Tohn English Nye Chhor Manney Hath Tho Laa K Dekh..

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After exam: Student of Baroda: Paper Hard Hatu, Rajkot: Paper Bakvas Hatu, Surat: Paper Selu Hatu, Pan Ahmedabad: Paper Gayu Tel Leva, Baju Ma 6okari Mast Hati.

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Let the most beautiful dream come to u tonight, Let the sweetest person come in ur dream tonight.... But dont make it a habit bcoz I m not free every night. Goodnight....

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Macher aur Makhi Ke Hogai Shaadi. Pehli He Raat Mai Hogai Barbadi. Macher ki to Kismaat He Khoti the…………. Makhi Mortein Laga ka Soti the …

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:heart_eyes::stuck_out_tongue:आलसी होने की हद तो देखें...

संता (बेटे से): तुम एग्जाम देने क्यों नहीं गए?
बेटा: पेपर टफ था।

संता: बिना जाए तुम्हें कैसे पता कि पेपर टफ था?
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बेटा: पेपर दो दिन पहले ही लीक हो गया था!

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Woh Rukhsat Hui To Aankh Milakar Nhi Gye, Woh Kyu Gai Ye Bata Kar Nhi Gye, Lagta Hai Wapis Abhi Luat Kar Aayege, Woh Jaate Hue Chiraag Bujha Kar Nhi Gye!!

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GF n BF on phone Boy: hey aaj kya khana khaya? Girl: tumhay bs yehi batain krni aati hain Boy: oh oh ok ye btao... how shuld RBI fight these inflationary trends with minimum intervention in the money markets? . . . Girl: hmmmm.... daal chawal khaye hai

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हाथ मिलाने के बजाए नमस्ते का चलन ज्यादा रखेँ, . . . . . क्योँकि जाड़े का मौसम है और हो सकता सामने वाले ने नाक साफ करने के बाद हाथ न धोए हो tongue.png grin.png

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सुबह से दौड रही है चाकु लेकर मेरे पिछे मैँने तो मजाक में कहा था: दिल चिर के देख तेरा ही नाम होगा..

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Aajkal ki ladhiyon ki dress Yahan se less Wahan se less Kabhi sleeveless Kabhi backless Aur koi ladka ghoor kar dekhe to, KAMINA CHARACTERLESS.

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