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  • Amitab: Kya Naam Hai Tumhara ? Ladka: Kamjor Kapoor. Amitab: Ye Kaisa Naam Hai ? Ladka: Job Shakti Kapoor Naam Ho Sakta Hai, Kamjor Kapoor Q Nahi Ho Sakta..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy : you are Beautiful! Girl : "Tan"q and you are Handsome.. . . Boy : Then our Children would be Awesome.. ¤BLOCKED¤
    • 10 years ago



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  • Delivery k waqet Aik larki roney lagi to Dr.Faraz ney kaha Yeh waqet nahi hai roney ka yeh waqet hai kaka honey ka Us waqet q nahi roi thi jub japhian pa pa soi thi
    • 10 years ago



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  • GF chahe jaisi ho. Awara Pagal Diwani Lafangi . . par jab uska sms aata hai dil kehta hai . Tedi Hai Pr Meri Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • -Ek Sarkari Dafttar K Board Pe Likha Hua Tha, KRIPAYA SHOR NA KAREIN". Kisi Ne Uske Niche Likh Diya "VARNA HUM JAAG JAYENGE". Govt. Office Zindabaad".
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy: Hey..! I lik U. Meri GF Bnogi..? . . . Grl: Hmm..! Giv Me Ur Nmbr, Jb Current BF Se Break-up Hoga To Miss Call Kar Dungi..
    • 10 years ago



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  • 2 Judwa Bachche... . . . 1st Hans ke Lot Pot ho raha tha... . . 2nd Udaas tha... . . Dad: Tum itna kyun Hans rahe ho... . . Son: Mummy ne itni thand mein... dono bar isi ko Nehla Diya.. haha :
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kisi ko fate kapdo aur tooti chappal mein "dekh kar bhikhari mat smjho...." . . . . . . . . . . . . Ho skta h WO KiSiKA BOYFREND HO.....!!!!!!.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Lady Teacher: Mujhe Bachon Ki Shakal Se Pata Lag Jaata Hai Ki Unke Dimag Mai Kya Chal Raha Hai. Student: Fir Bhi Ap Apna Dupatta Sahi Nahi Kr Rahi Ho!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Zndagi me kch cheezo ka "MAZA HI KUCH AUR HOTA HAI"...:-) . Jaise.. Padhte-Padhte razai mein so jane ka, . Teacher k padhane pr kahi kho jane ka, . Lab me instruments ki waat lagane ka, . Library me books pr pen chalane ka, . apne frnd ko bar bar uske lover k samne chidane ka, . . Bar-Bar eye contact kr man me muskurane ka, . Chalte-Chalte apne dost ko girane ka, Or . phir in palo ko yaad kr aaj bhi muskurane ka..:-)
    • 10 years ago



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  • 2 men in a Wedding Function: 1st: Lo..! Kuch din Pehly hi Goad me khela krti thi or Aaj iski Shadi hy 2nd: Aap Dulhan k Baap ho.?? 1st:Nhi Dulhan ka BOSS;)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Munna-apun ka desh kaun chalata hai? Circuit-bhai simple hai...apna SMS. Munna-kya fekta hai? Circuit-bhai sms bole to.... SARDAR MANMOHAN SINGH...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek clinic k aage lambi line thi, Ek aadmi bar-bar line me ghusta , par log use pakad k piche phek dete. Aadmi : lage raho saalo ! aaj clinic hi nahi kholunga.....
    • 10 years ago



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  • A man in USA saw a dog attacking a lady, he kicked the dog - it died. Newspaper reported: Local hero saved lady from a crazy dog! Man said, I am not American Report changed to: Foreign herosaved lady from a crazy dog! Man said, Actually I am Pakistani Report changed to: Terrorist killed an innocent dog.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ko Vodafone Mein Operator Ki Job Mil Gayi. Lekin Job Ke Pehle Din Hi Use Bohat Gaaliyan Padi Aur Dhakke Dekar Job Se Nikal Diya Gaya Kyu Ki Usne Apne Office Mein Pehli Call Kuch Is Tarha Se Attend Kari Thi. Santa With First Caller: “How Can I Help You Sir?” First Caller: “Mera Vodaphone Ka Sim Dhang Se Kaam Nahi Kar Raha.” Santa: “Abe To Airtel Ka Lele Na“ :D By - ANIL
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता कॉलेजमधे प्रोफेस्रर म्हणुन लागला आणि सामान्य ज्ञानाचा पेपर काही अशा पध्द्तीने तयार केला की हासावे का रडावे हे समजत नाही..! >सगळे प्रश्न सोडवणे गरजेचे आहेत, >प्रत्येक प्रश्नाचे उत्तर एकच असावे. ... 1. चीन कुठल्या देशात आहे? 2. 15 ऑगस्ट कुठल्या तारखेला येतो ? 3. टमाटरला हिंदीत काय म्हणतात ? 4. मुमताजच्या कबरीमध्ये कोण दफन आहे ? 5.हिरवा रंग कुठल्या रंगाचा असतो ? 6. महाराष्ट्र कोणत्या राज्यात आहे ?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Shadi Me Ek Ladka 1 Ladki Ko, Bahut Dhyan Se Dekh Rha Tha. Girl: Impress Hokar Kyo Dekh Rhe Ho Itni Der Se.. Boy: I Was Thinking Agar Aap Meri Mummy Hoti To, Mai Bhi Kitna Sundar Hota.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Khatarnaak Dosti:Main ghar der se pahuncha to Dad ne pucha "Kahan tha tu? "Maine kaha: "Friend k yahan tha. "Dad ne mere hi saamne mere 10 doston ko call kiya. 4 ne kaha: "Haan Uncle, Yahin par tha. "2 ne kaha: "Abhi Yaha se just nikla hai. "3 ne kaha: "Yahin hai Uncle, Padh raha hai, Phone du kya? "1 ne to hadd hi kar di, kaha: "Haan Papa bolo kya baat he.
    • 10 years ago



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