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  • "Wo Mud Mud Ke Dekh Rahe The Hume" "Hum Mud Mud Ke Dekh Rahe The Unhe" Wo Hume-Hum Unhe" Hum Unhe-Wo Hume" Kyunki Exam Me Na Unhe Kuch Aata Tha Na Hume" Waris ali
    • 10 years ago



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  • Thofe Me Mat Gulaab Lekar Aana, Kabar Pe Mat Chirag Lekar Aana, Bahot Pyase Hain Ham Barso Se Ae Dost. Jab Aana To Royal Stag Aur 2 Glass Lekar Aana.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Grl: meri jeans 2000 ki he,meri top 3000 ka he,mere jute 1500 ke he. Boy: Bas kar pehle jeans ki chain bandh kar 15 rupey ki phool wali panty dikh rahi he...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Hum aaj bhi dil ka aashiyana sajaane se darte hain, Baagon mein phool khilaane se darte hain, Hamari ek pasand se toot jaayenge hazaron dil, Tabhi to hum aaj bhi girlfriend banaane se darte hain Hahahaha
    • 10 years ago



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  • Lady: Baba mera pati kab sudhrenga? Baba: Pati ko laye ho? Lady: Nahi. Baba: Koi baat nahi, apna blouse kholiye Lady: kyun? Baba: Pati ki hath ki rekha dekhni hai!!! By-Mr.Dilip
    • 10 years ago



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  • Yamraj asks 3 ladies- kabhi kiss kiya? 1st Lady: Shadi se pehle. Yamraj: Chal Nark me. 2nd Lady: Shaadi ke baad. Yamraj: Chal Swarg me. 3rd Lady: Na pehle na baad me. Yamraj: Chal kamre me!!! ;) by-Mr.Dilip@
    • 10 years ago



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  • बच्चा क्लास में- मिस, मैं आपको कैसा लगता हूं? मिस- सो स्वीट। बच्चा- तो मैं अपने मम्मी-पापा को आपके घर कब भेजूं? मिस (गुस्से से)- वो किसलिए? बच्चा- हमारी बात आगे बढ़ाने के लिए। मिस- तुम पागल हो गए हो। कौन-सी बात? बच्चा- ट्यूशन की बात मिस। आप भी न, डेली सोप देख-देख कर पता नहीं क्या सोच लेती हैं।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Why indian grls are not in sports Only 10% are playing hockey,chess Because 90% are busy with BF Jaanu ye jaanu wo jaanu jaan le lo jaanu ki.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pregnant aurat ko dekhkar ek ladki boli: Lagta hai makaan ban gaya hai, Kirayedar bhi aa gaye hai… Pregnant Lady Boli: Mistri khali hai… Tere ghar bhej du kya?@Hushain2
    • 10 years ago



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  • Suhagrat ko wife husband se boli "KARO? Husband- mujhe kuch nahi aata Wife- koi baat nahi jaise main karu vaise hi karte jaao, wife ne ????kapde utare husband ne bhi???? kapde utaare fir....Wife ne letker taange utha lee to husband ne bhi letkar taange utha lee or bola"ab"? Wife: ab aisa kar Bh*sdike Bahar se ???3 aadmi bula laa.. ek meri ?marega aur ek TERI.? Husband: aur teesra.? Wife- teesra ?free ka msg padne wale ki marega jo bahut muskura raha hai.. Dekh kya. Raha hai?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pucha mujh se chand sitaro ne Tujhe bhula diya tere jigri yaaro ne Maine muskurate hue kaha Bhul to nahi sakte kamine Bas lage honge kisi ko patane mein.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai? Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss. Girl: Aur us dress ka? Shopkeeper: 10 kiss. Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi. Bechara
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mala vatl Aaj kahi Tufani karuya Ghetli cycal ani gelo . . . . . . . . Patrol Bharayla. ****vipul****
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ticket Cheker Ask To Sardar. : Ticket Dikhao. Sardar: Ye Lo Dekho. T.T: Ye To Purani He. Sardar: To Ye Train Bhi Konsi Nayi He
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pahle usne utari sadi, Phir aai petikot ki bari, Phir diya blauj utar, Jyada khush mat ho yaar, Thi ek kapde sukhane ki taar! Ha Ha Ha
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy: I Love U Girl: But I Love Someone Else, Boy: Okay! No Problem, Ur happiness Is More Important For Me Than Ur Love. . . :/ . . . MORAL: Jahan Aur Kuch Nhi Kr Sakte Wahan Dialogue To Acche Bolne Chahiye ! !
    • 10 years ago



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  • Son: papa kal school main ek small get together hai. Chaloge? Father: Small get together kya hota hai? Son: Only you me and principal
    • 10 years ago



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  • Advocate :- talak karane ke liye Rs- 3000. Husband :- Pagal ho kya? PAndit ji ne Rs -101.mei hi shadi karvai thi. Advocate :- Dekh liya sasta ka nateeja.
    • 10 years ago



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  • EK BAAT BOLU? Naraz mat hona Bol du? Sonch lo? Hum Aap se bahut Pyar Se keh rahe hain Ki mujhe sMs kar diya karo. Nahi to mobile chori karwa denge.
    • 10 years ago



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