Funy poetery
hum gaye they un k ghar kehna tha dil sey dil mila lo
un k papa ney khola darwaza
hum ghabra k boley uncle light a gayi hai motor chala lo
Pyar me koi dill tod deta he dosti me koi bharosa tod deta he jindgi jina to koi gulab se shikhe jo khud tutkar do dillo ko jod deta he(prince of heart)
Suhagrat pe ladka bivi ko sirf kiss kr k so gaya.Subah maa boli,"Bahu,mandir jane se pehle naha lo
"Bahu- gusse me"Sirf brush kr leti hu maji, baki sb fresh hai.
Biwi: Mere paas proof hai ki tumhaara chakkar padosan ke saath hai.
Pati: Kya proof hai?
Biwi: Uska Pati kal raat tumhaari underwear pahan kar aaya tha.
1 Achha Dost Hospital Me,
Phool De Ke Kehta Hai
Get Well Soon
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Par 1 Sacha Dost Kehta Hai
Saale Nurse Kya Item Hai,
Dhire-Dhire Theek Hona Roz Aaunga...
Ek bar ek bachha apni toy tarain se khel ra tha......
Bol ra tha.... - jis hrami ne utrna h utr jae....jis kamine ko chdna h chd jae....
15 mint bad uska bap aya.....2 jhapad mar diye....
bachha thodi der ro k chup ho gya.....aur phir bolne lga.....
jis hrami ne utrna h utr jae....jis kamine ko chdna h chd jae....vese b ek kutte ki vjh se train 10MIN late ho chuki h..
Jane kis baat ki mujhko saja deta hai,
meri hasti hui ankhon ko rula deta hai.
Ek muddat se khabar bhi nahi teri,
koi is tarah bhi kya apne Pyar ko bhula deta hai…
INSULT :P
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Boyfriend : Please Keep Me In Your Brain, Not In Your Heart..;)
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Girlfriend : How Funny, Why Not Heart..??
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Boyfriend : Because
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Your Heart Is Housefull And Brain Is Empty,
More Empty Space Means More Comfort ;
Agar kisi k pas sab kuch ho to duniya jalti he, Na ho to duniya hasti he, Mere pas aapke liye sirf "DUA" he..jis k liye duniya BHI tarsti he.............