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  • Teri dosti me ek nasha hai, Tabhi to yeh saari duniya hamse khafa hai, Na kro hamse itni dosti, Ki dil hi hamse puchhe teri dhadkan kahan hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bacha: Abu plz mje 5 Rupees dedo. Baap: Beta mre pas to khule nhi hy tu apni ammi se lele . Bacha: Ami plz mje 5rp dedo.. Ammii: Beta mre pas to khule nhi hy tu apne mamu se lele . Bacha: Mamu plz mje 5rupy dedo Mamu: Beta mre pas to khule nhi hy tu apni mami se lele . Bcha: Mami plz mje 5rp dedo Mami: Beta mre pas to khule nhi hy tu apne chacha se lele . Bcha: Chacha 5rp hy? Chacha: Ha hy beta du kya? . Bcha: Nhi apni kabar me lay jana icecream wala chala gya ab :-P
    • 10 years ago



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  • अपने ही कहते थे कि तुम ना रहोगे तो रौनक नही रहेगी महफिल में, आज देखो अर्थी देख् के कहते है, "और कितना वक्त लगेगा ले जाने में?"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Baba ranchoddas said on neend "neend k piche mat bhago ,agar bhagna hai to padhai k piche bhago , neend jhak mar k tumhare piche ayegi"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Aadmi Library Ja Ker Puchhta Hai Aadmi: “Sucide Karne Ke Tarike Wali Book Hai Kya?” Librarian Ne Use Ghoor Ker Dekha Aur Puchha: “Wapas Karne Kaun Aayega? Saale“ By - Meena Mishra.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Son:kal papa Nokrani ko bed pe Lita k... Mom:Ruko papa k samne bolo PAPA AATE HI Son-papa Nokrani k sath wahi kr rhe the Jo Varma uncle apke sath krte hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • BACHA APNI MAA SE PITNE K BAAD GHAR K BAHAR BETHA THA PAPA NE BCHAY SE POCHA TO BACHAY NE MASOMIAT SE KAHA PAPA TUMHARI BIWI K SATH MERA GUZARA NAHI HO SAKTA
    • 10 years ago



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  • MURGA MURGI SE- I love u jaan. Main tumhare liye kuch b kar sakta hon. MURGI:Haye Allah sachi. MURGA:Haan. MURGI:Chal phir aaj anda tu de de.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Agar manzil ko pana hai to hosla sath rakhna, Agar pyar ko pana hay to aetbar sath rakhna, Agar hamesha muskurana hay to DAANT saaf rakhna
    • 10 years ago



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  • Facebook ek Mandir hai . Page ek Murti hai Status prasad hai . status Update karne wala Pujari hai . status padhne wala bhagthai . status padhke"LIKE" na kare .... Wo mandir k baharbaitha BIKHARI Hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl: Aaj se hamara rishta khatam Hum ek dusre ko sare gift wapis karte hain......: . Boy: Thik hai RECHARGE se start karte hain.... Girl: Janu ab mazaq b nahi kar sakti kya ?
    • 10 years ago



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  • पानी आने की बात करते हो;
    दिल जलाने की बात करते हो;
    चार दिन से मुंह नहीं धोया;
    तुम नहाने की बात करते हो।
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Funny SMS , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • “Boojho to jane” Ye sookha andar jata hai or gila bahir ata hai Pehlay chota hota hai phir yemota hota hai Jab ander bahir hota hai to white ko red ker deta hai Apna asar de ker ye bejaan sa ho jata hai ? ? ? Sharam karo yar wo ” soch rahe ho na ? ? ? ? Answer: Lipton ka Tea Bag yaar!! K.k.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Customer: Mujhe phone per dhamkiya mill rahi hai. Police: Kaun hai woh jo aapko dhamkiya de raha hai? Customer: Telephone wale bolte hai ke, “Bill nahi bharoge toh kaat denge.” S.S.DON
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sabse Jayda Nasha Kisme Hai? Sharab Me:no Pyar Me :No Paise Me :No Sabse Jayda Nasha Kitab Me Hota Hai. Sala Dekhte Hi Nind Aa Jati Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • पत्नी- मै चाहती हूं कि मुझे समाचार पत्र होना चाहिए था, जिससे मैं हमेशा तुम्हारेहाथ में रहती।पति- मैं भी यही चाहता हूं, जिससे रोज नया समाचार पत्र पढ़ने को मिले।
    • 10 years ago



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  • बन्दूक का लायसेंस नहीं मिला, कोई गम नहीं … . . . बन्दूक का लायसेंस नहीं मिला, कोई गम नहीं … . .. एक दिन मैंने इस ख़याल को ही गोली मार दी !!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • GOLU aur MOLU ne Zindgi me pehli baar Riksha dekha GOLU:Dekho kitna chhota Taanga MOLU:Haan aur Gadha to dekho aadmi jaisa lagta hai.
    • 10 years ago



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