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  • InTeReStInG AnD MiNdEd JoKe . . . . . Ek Ladke Ka Naam Deepak Kumar Tha. Is Liye Sab Usey D.K. Keh Kar Bulate The. . Ek Baar Usne Apne School Ki Race Mein Participate Liya. . Uske Pitaji Bhi Race Dekne Aaye The. Jaise Hi Race Shuru Hui Uske Pitaji Chilane Lage: “Bhag D.K. Bhag D.K.” . Toh School Ki Principal Boli: “Ye English Medium School Hai Yaha Par Sirf English Bolo” . To Uske Pitaji Kuch Sochne Ke Baad Bole: “Run D.K. Run D.K. Run
    • 10 years ago



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  • Must Read.. Ek Sach Chupa Hota Hai:- Jab Koi Kisi Ko Kehta Hai Ki "Mazak Tha Yaar" . . Ek Feeling Chupi Hoti Hai:- Jab Koi Kehta Hai "Mujhe Koi Farq Nahi Padta" . . Ek Dard Chupa Hota Hai:- Jab Koi Kehta Hai "Its Ok" . . Ek Zarurat Chupi Hoti Hai:- Jab Koi Kehta Hai "Mujhe Akela Chhod Do" . . Ek Gehri Bat Chupi Hoti Hai:- Jab Koi Kehta Hai "Pata Nahi" . . Ek Samundar Chupa Hota Hai Bato Ka:- Jab Koi "Khamosh Rehta hai' Hit Like If You Agree ?:( Djsumit
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bacha Paida Hote Hi Bola-MOBILE Hai Kya.? Nurse-Kya Karega.? Bacha- Bhagwan Ko call Karna Hai Ki Mai Pahuch Gaya Hu Meri Wali ko Bhej do..
    • 10 years ago



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  • 12 Saal K Ladke Ne 20 Saal Ki Ladki Ko Phool Dia Ladki Ne Kiss Dia Wo Ghabra K Bhaga Ladki Ne Pucha: Kya Hua Ladka: Guldasta Le K Aa Raha Hu 1st woman-kuchh suna ya nahi bharat ne hindustan par hamlakardiya hai 2nd woman- hame dar hai ki kahin ek missile mere pe nagir jaye 3rd woman-arre tumsab fikra kyon kartihohum india me rahte hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife:-chalo mai chhupti hu tum mujhe dhudhna. Agar dhudh liya to shoping karne chalenge. . Husband:-agar nahi dhundha to? . Wife:-aisa to mat kaho jaanu mai darvaje ke pichhe hi chhupungi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ke lips jale hue the . . Banta: Kaise jale . . Santa: Wife ko railway station drop krne gaya tha. . . Banta: To? . . Santa: Khushi ke mare.Train ke engine ko choom liya
    • 10 years ago



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  • Khoob Jamega Rang, Jb MiL Baithenge 3"YaaR Aap, Mai, OR Thappad PadeGa! Agr BAGPIPER Ka Khayal b Aya; ONLY SPRITE SiDHi BaaT No BaKWaS..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kal jab milay thay to dil me hua eik sound, Or aaj milay to kehte ho your file not found, Jo muddat se hota aaya hai wo repeat kar dunga, Tu na mili to apni zindagi ctrl+alt+delete kar dunga, Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye, Dil se aisa cut kia ke paste karna bhool gaye, Lakhon honge nigah me, kabhi mjhe bhi pick karo, Mere pyar ke icon pe kabhi to double click karo..
    • 10 years ago



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  • DADAJI:Oye teri Teacher ghar aa rahi hai Ja chhup ja Beta:Pehle ap chhup jao! Apki Mout ka bahana banakar 2Hafton ki Chutti le Rakhi h maine
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife husband se : kiya hua itni dheemi avaj me kiyu bat ker rahe ho phone per? Husband : bahen se bat ker raha hu iss liye! Wife: bahen se bat ker rahe ho to dheemi avaj me kiyu? . . . . . . . . . . . Husband : pagli meri bahen se nhi teri bahen se ker raha hu....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Murgi Ne BAAZ se shadi karli.. . . . . Murga:"Hum mar gye the kya.. ?? . . . . . Murgi:"Me to tumse hi shadi karna chahti thi par.. Mom-dad chahte the ladka Air-Force me ho... :p :O :D Oh man Style machine
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dekho koi wada na kro bhul jaoge.. Muje yaad jyada na kro bhul jaogd.. Jab mile to kar lena gile-shikwe sare.. Abi se irada na kro bhul jaoge.. Akm karwari kalan
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pappu ka exam chal raha tha . mam bahut sakhat thi nakal marne ka koi mouka nahi de rahi thi.. . . Pappu ne ek parchi mam ko di to mam pura exam kursi par baithi rahi.. . . Sabne khub nakal mari . . bachone pucha:" tune aisa kya likha tha parchi me . . . pappu ne likha tha:" aapki salwar piche se fati hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy to Girl:Aapki sakal meri patni se milti hai. . Girl:Aapki patni ka name? Boy:Abhi shadi nhi hui MORAL:YE SB NAYE TARIKE HAI PRAPOSE KARNE KE
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladies ko petrol pump ke bahar kyu utar diya jata hai? . . . . kyun ki . . . . . . Petrol pump par likha hota hai-: Aag lagane wali cheje bahar rakhe :P
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek aadmi ne ek gawar naukar rakh liya aur usse samjhaya ki kissi ke naam lene se pahle JEE laga diya kare. Thori der baad naukar bhagta hua aya aur bola… “Sahebji, sahebji kutte’ji’ ne murgi’ji’ ko pakar liya hai”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ye dil bahut udaas hai, Koi apna nahi paas hai, Har waqt boring sa ahsaas hai, Jara apni girlfriend ka number dena, Suna hai wo badi jhakaas hai.
    • 10 years ago



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