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  • Insaan jindgi me sab se jyada Maafi kis se mangta hai? Khuda se?No. BOSS se?No. WIFE se?No Girlfriend se?No Fir? "Bhikaari se" "Maaf karo Baba Aage jaao.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Behan Ki Friend Behan Hoti He Bhai Ka Friend Bhai Hota He To Wife Ki Friend Wife Kyu Nai Hoti Jago Grahak Jago Aur Dusre Ki Biwi Lekar Bhago
    • 10 years ago



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  • Khud Ko Kr Kanjus itna K Hr SmS BhejneSe Pehle Service Center Wale Call Kr K Khud Puche Sir G, r u sure Bhejna hai Ki Sending Fail kariye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • उस वक्त तो भेजा ही घूम गया जब कचरे वाली ने कहा कि लाओ IPL की बक्शीस यै है इंडिया का त्यौहार
    • 10 years ago



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  • जीवनात सात हा अंक किती महत्व पूर्ण आहे बघा.. सात रंग, सात सूर, सात फेरे, सात समुद्र, सात आश्चर्य... आणि : : : : : : आता सर्वात अमूल्य असा "सातवा गॅस सिलेण्डर...!!"
    • 10 years ago



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  • 2 cockroch ICU me admit hue. . . . 1st: Kisne mara? . . . 2nd: Arey, kisi ne nhi, Ye saali ladkiyan Mujhe dekh kar itna chillati hai ki heart attack aagya ...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Letter To Piincipal: Salaam kaminey. yeh bata kaun haramkhor paper set karta hai....? Kamino, students ki jaan nikal jati hai.. . Upar se kutte paper checkingto aise karta hai jaise apni maa ki maut ka badla le raha ho... Aisa sylbus banaya hai jaise tumhare yahan to haramkhor sab topper hi janme hai.. tera baap bhi is paper me pass nai hoga. tu khud is paper mein 10 baar fail hoga. tu kabhi bahar mil saale.. bataunga Abe kutte- pagal hu kya, jo apna naam likhunga..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Teacher Bache Ka Lunch Kha Gaya Sir-Beta Ghar Ja K Mera Naam To Nahi Bataoge Bacha-Nahi Sir, Mai Mummy Se Kahunga K Meri Roti Kutta Kha Gaya.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy-kal se hum teri gali me nahi milenge. Girl-q Boy-bade zalim hai tere gali ke bache Girl-q kya hua Boy- mere piche kutta chod k bolte hai pyar kiya to darna kya.
    • 10 years ago



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  • TIPS 4 Boys - If You Marry One Girl, . . . . She Will Fight WITH You. . . . . If You Marry Two Girls, . . . . . They Will Fight FOR You...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ekk Ladki Ko Ladke Wale Dekh Kar Jaten Hai, then Ladki Ki Maa Ladki Se Puchti Hai. . . Maa: “ Beti, Ladka Pasand Aya..........?” Beti:“ Ladka To Theek Hai, Par Thoda Chota Hai. ” . . . . Maa:“Beti , TV 14 Inch Ka Ho Ya 29 Inch Ka, Remote To 7 Inch Ka Hi Hota Hai. jo smjh gya thoko like
    • 10 years ago



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  • Life mein meri en do bato ko Kbhe undrastimiate mat krna Hawa chalti hai to patte hilte hain Or dusri 2.agar nahe chalegee to nahe hilenge yar or kya
    • 10 years ago



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  • Yoga teacher Pappu se: "batao subse zyada sukoon kab milta hai.. ?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Pappu:" poty karne k baad :-p :-P
    • 10 years ago



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  • Agar manzil ko pana hai to hosla sath rakhna, Agar pyar ko pana hay to aetbar sath rakhna, Agar hamesha muskurana hay to DAANT saaf rakhna
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy-Mere Ek Dost NeMere Phone Se Mere Hi GrlFrnd KaNumbr Chura Liya Frnd-Toh Ab Boy-Pagal Kal Se Khud Ki hi Behen Ko RomanticsMs Bhej RahaHe
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक आदमी अपने ख्यालों में इतना खोया रहता मानो घर से उसे कोई मतलब ही न हो | एक दिन उसकी पत्नी बोली - पता है , हमारा मुन्ना चलने लगा हैं ? पति का ध्यान कहीं और था , उसने पूछा - कब से ? पत्नी ने कहा - अजी 2012 से | पति बोला - ओह ! तब तो वह 2013 में चला गया होगा |
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pappu ki hui master se ladai… Master ne ki pappu ki pitai… Pappu ka garam hua khoon. gaya kabristan aur master ka photo taang kar likh diya. “COMING SOON”
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 candy hoti h Rs 1 ki, 1 gulab hota h Rs 10 ka, 1 car hoti h Rs 5 Laakh ki, Lekin. 1 dost hota hai "ARBO KA" Bde mehnge ho yaar! msg karoge ya bech du..
    • 10 years ago



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