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Bhar Gaye Hain Sare Zakhm Bas Bewafaai Ka Zakhm Abhi Baki Hai.. Mit Chuke Hain Sare Gam Bas Judaai Ka Gam Abhi Baki Hai.. Bhula Diya Hai Humne Us Bewafa Ko Apni Yaadon Se.. Bas Mohabbat Ke Nishaan Abhi Baki Hai..!

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Pappu: Yaar Achha Hua Main India Me Paida Hua, America Mein Nahi. Chintu: Q America Mein Paida Hota To Kya Ho Jata..? Pappu: Tu Bhi Na Yaar, Tujhe Pata To Hai Mujhe English Kaha Aati Hai.

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Wife:Btao Tmhe Main Kitni Achchi Lagti Hoon Husband:Bahut Zyada Wife:Phir Bhi Kitni Husbnd:Itni Ki Dil Chahta Hai Tumhari Jaisi 1 Aur Le Aaun.

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Shohar Biwi se: Ye kya tum ek aur suit le ayi? Abi parso hi to.. Biwi chilla kar boli: kya kaha?!! Kya parso? Bolo Kya kha tumne? Kya parso, parso kya, bolo jaldi!! Batao kya parso? Shohar: kuch nai, mai bas ye keh rha tha K parso b ek hi suit lyi thi, Aaj 2 le aati.

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Jungle me sapera bin liye betha tha.. gor farmaiye.. jungle me sapera bin liye betha tha.. wah wah. saap or bhi kamina tha wo salla earphone lgaye betha tha..

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My Flower Printed Shirt Going To Shrnk 4rm My Waist. - - - - - Nai Samjh Aayi????? Professor Naseebo Laal Explains, " Meri Pholaan Waali Kurti Hoi Wakhiyaan Tu Tung Way " °•»•»•¨мaнι¨•«•«•°

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Chikan Ready? Yes Boss, Fish Ready? Yes Boss, Omlet Ready? Yes Boss, Mutton Ready? No Boss Q? Q Ki BakarA Abhi SMS Padh RahA Hai...

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बीवी से परेशान पति एक दिन पंडितजी के पास पहुंचा
पति – “पंडितजी, एक बात बताइये ये जनम जनम का साथ वाली बात सच है क्या ?”
पंडितजी – “सौ फ़ीसदी सच !”
पति – “मतलब मुझे अगले जनम में भी यही पत्नी मिलेगी … ?”
पंडितजी – “बिलकुल !”
पति – “हे भगवान ! फिर तो ख़ुदकुशी करने से भी कोई फायदा नही … !!!”:cold_sweat::cold_sweat:

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Shohar Biwi se: Ye kya tum ek aur suit le ayi? Abi parso hi to.. Biwi chilla kar boli: kya kaha?! Kya parso? Bolo Kya kha tumne? Kya parso, parso kya, bolo jaldi! Batao kya parso? Shohar: kuch nai, mai bas ye keh rha tha k parso b ek hi suit lyi thi, aaj 2 le aati.

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Yaado Mein Teri Tanha Baithe Hain Tere Bina Labon Ki Hasi Gawa Baithe Hain Teri Duniya Mein Andhera Na Ho Isliye Khud Ka Dil Jala BaihteHain...

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एक आज्ञाकारी पुत्र की कलम से......... :pencil: :pencil:
चाहे सारा जग रूठ जाए मुझे इसकी परवाह नहीं,
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बस मेरी "माँ ".....
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की बहू नहीं रूठनी चाहिए । :joy:
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I realized it today I will love you forever Even if you love me never I love you I really know, Because it’s so hard to let go…(GMS)

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Biggest mistake of Krrish 3 Kaal (vivek) Rohit ke DNA se bana hota he. Isliye woh Krish ka Bhai hua! . Aur Kaya (kangna) kaal aur Girgit ke DNA se bani hoti he. To kaya kaal ki beti huyi. . To kaya ko krish se pyar kyu ho jaataa hai? Krish to kaya ka chacha he . . . uthale re baba Uthale, Rakesh Roshan ko utha le..

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LADY- I want to learn tennis.!! Coach- No problem mam… Just hold this racket as u hold ur husband pe..s Lady- Ok.. Coach- No No mam…. get the racket out of ur mouth!!

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Teacher: what is your best friends name. Student: Madanlal Darshanlal Chodhary. teacher: its very long, any short name. . . Student: Ma. . Dar. . .Cho/).

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Agar kisi k pas sab kuch ho to duniya jalti he, Na ho to duniya hasti he, Mere pas aapke liye sirf "DUA" he..jis k liye duniya BHI tarsti he.............

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Srdar Ka Padosi Mar Gaya: Wo Uske Ghar Gaya Or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya? Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi Srdr: Lo Batao Kitni Lambi Umar H

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Bijlee ki taar or ladki mai kya similarty hai??? Guess.. Not Sure Oh Come on Yaar Simple Yaar Dono Nangi ho toh jaan nikaal deti hai...

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Principal:" Apne bacche ko zara tameez sikhao aap.. . . . . Parent:" Kya hua Sir.. ?? . . . . . Principal:" Application form ke S33X column mein likha hai "Kabhi mauka hi nahi mila.."

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एक लड़का अपनी क्लास की एक लड़की को
पटाने की कोशिश कर रहा था
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,लड़का – Hii स्वीटी , 50 का रिचार्ज करा दूँ
क्या ?
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लड़की – नहीं
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लड़का (मन ही मन मे)- वाह कितनी शरीफ
लड़की है
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लड़की – अच्छा 500 का करा दो ,फुल
टॉकटाइम ऑफर चल रहा है ,
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लड़का – जा बहन ! तेरी क्लास शुरू होने
वाली होगी :joy: :joy: :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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