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Aik Aurat Naqab Mein Ja Rahi Thi, Pas Khara Aik Larka Us Ko Dekh K Gana Ganey Laga "Rafta Rafta Meri Ankh Jis Se Lari Hai Wo Samney Mere Khari Hai" Aurat Naqab Utha Kar Boli: "Rafta Rafta Teri Ankh Jis Se Lari Hai Manahoos Wo Teri Amma Se Bhi Bari Hai.

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Ek Din me College se ghar aane ke liye nikla. Barish nahi ho rahi thi to socha jaldi ghar pahoch jaunga par baarish start ho gai and me bheeg gaya Ghar jaate hi Sister:- Thodi der Ruk nahi sakte the ?? Brother:- Kahi Side pe khade ho jata Papa:- Bahot Shokh hai barish me bhigne ka Itne mein Mummy aai and sir pe towel rakhte hue boli :- Ye Barish bhi na. Thori der Ruk Jati to Mera Beta Ghar aa jata Mom Jaisa Pyar aur koi nahi kar sakta.

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Ek Ladka Ek Ladki Ko Dekh K Bola- "Waah, Kya Maal H.." Ladki Hansi Or Boli- . Maal To Jhakkass hai.. Par Hai to Tere JIJA Ka na.. :)

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Ladki sath ho to HOTEL Bill, Ladki dur ho to Phone bill, aur ladki dur hi ho gayi to daru ka Bill, Isliye na lagao Dil na aayega bill, ;o)

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Ek ladka fail hua to uske papa ne kaha- . .. . . dekh-dekh us ladki ko dekh wo tumhare sath padhti hai, . . . . . 1st aayi hai. . . . . . . Boy- dekh-dekh kya dekh . . Usiko dekh-dekh ke to fail hua hoon.:-D

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Ek car ki nilami ho rahi thi: Log boliyan laga rahe the. 2 lakh,4 lakh6 lakhCust: Ne Gusse se gadi ki"khasta haalat"dekh ke kaha ki is car ki kyaa khubi hai jo itni mehngi bik rahi hai. Ek ADMI: Is car ke"10 accident hue hai aur sab me"BIVI"hi mari he "Cust: 10 lakh ! 10 lakh !(HV)

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Ek janaza or ek baarat takra gaye.. unko dekhne wale b chakra gaye.. uper se awaz aai, ye kaisi vidai hai.. mehboob ki doli dekhne yar ki mayyat aai hai…:( feeling sad}

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सुनाता हूँ अपने स्कूल की
प्रेम कहानी, :point_down::point_down:
एक थी टॉपर, जो परसेंटज की
थी रानी…:relaxed: :relaxed:
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फिर :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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फिर क्या, हमने पटा ली और फेल हो
गई महारानी…!!! :slight_smile:

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Ek Aadmi Pepsi Samne Rakh K Udas Baitha Tha, Dost Aaya Pepsi Pi Gaya aur Bola Yar kyu Udaas Hai? Aadmi Bola, Aaj To Din hi Kharab hai Subah Biwi Se Jhagda Ho gaya Raste Me Car Kharab Ho gayi Office Late Puhncha Boss Ne Naukri Se Nikal Diya Ab Suicide K Liye Pepsi Me ZAHER Milaya Tha. Wo Bhi Tu Pi Gaya

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LAPTOP & LADKI mein kya samaanta hoti hai? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Dono mein jitni jyada ungli karo, utne hi naye-naye functions pataa chalte hai

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1 Admi TRAIN me chadne laga ki akashvani aayi Isme mat chad ye pataree se utar jayegi. PLANE me chadne laga Awaj aayi- Ye crash ho jayega. BUS me chadne laga Awaj aayi, Ye khaai mai gir jayegi. Admi (gusse se)-Kaun hai be? Awaz-GOD. Admi- Shadi k waqt Tumhara gala baith gaya tha kya?

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Unmarried Man:Mujhe shaadi nahi karni, Mujhe sab aurto se darr lagta hai,. Married Man:Shaadi kar lo fir ek hi aurat se darr lagega, baaki sab achhi lagegi Tujhe..!!

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1 Party Main, Pappu Ne Ladki Se poocha: Tusi Dance Karoge.?? Ladki Khadi Hokar: Haan.. Funny Pappu (In Full Double Meaning Way): To Main Ye Kursi Le Leta Hoon... A...DON

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BOY - Tumhari AGE kitni hai. GIRL - 20 year. BOY - 5 saal pehle bhi to tumne yahi kaha tha. GIRL - dekha ladkiya apni zuban ki kitni pakki hoti h

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Strange But True.. . . Duniya Me Har Insaan Ka Alag Naam HAI.. . . Magar Bheed Me Jab Hum Aawaz Lagate Hai.. . . . "Abe Kaminey" Kasam Se 20 Me Se 18 Log Palat Kar Dekhte Hai...

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Dhoka Mila Jab Pyar Mein,.. . . . . . . ..Zindagi Mein Udasi Cha Gayi,.. . . . . . . .Socha Tha Aag Laga Denge Is Duniya Ko,.. . . . . . . . ...To Kambhakt Colony Mein Dusri Aa Gai...

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Raat Bhar Mujhe Iss Baat Ne Sone Na Diya Ki.. Zindagi Toh Bus Chaar Din Ki Hai Aur SMS Pack Maine 30 Din Ka Karwa Liya..!

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S h a d i S- setting band, H- himmat khatam, A- aazadi samapt, D- dimaag kharab, I- imtihaan shuru, Jinki ho gyi bhog lo Jinki nhi hui wo soch lo.

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Agar Koi Ladki Ghar me Bhi Make-up laga kar Ghume to Samjho... . . . . . . Ki . . . . . . . . . . . . Uska Mobile Phone 3G Hai...

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Teacher-Papu ek story sunao with moral . . Papu-Maine usko phone kiya wo so rahi thi. . . Phir usne mujhe phone kiya main so raha tha . . . Moral- Jaisi karni wsi bharni.

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