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  • एक हाथ में लिपस्टिक
    – दूसरे में मोबाइल
    – एक कान कुकर की सीटी पर
    – दूसरा वाट्सएप की नोटिफिकेशन पर
    – एक आँख टीवी पर
    – दूसरी पति की हरकतों पर
    कौन कहता है नारी जीवन आसान है..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS , Funny Jokes , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • DOST Aye Thy Qabar Pe Dia Jalane K Liye. . . GOR FRMAIYE, . . DOST Aye Thy Qabar Pe Dia Jalane K Liye... . Rkha Hua PHOL B Le Gye kaminey Valentine day Manane K Liye :D . . Salo sudhar jao :
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Khuda end docter ko kabhi naraj nahi karna chahiye, Kyonki khuda naraj aadmi docter ke paas, Docter naraj to aadmi khuda ke paas! Agree thoko like
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Jungle Mai Cheeta Bidi Pine Wala Tha, 1 Chuha Aaya Aur Bola.. "Bhai, Chhod Do Nasha, Aao Mere Sath, Dekho Jungle Kitna Khoobsurat Hai !" Cheeta Chuhe K 7 Chal Diya. Agey Hathi Drugs Le Raha Tha. Chuhe Ne Usey Bhi Yehi Sab Kaha, Haati Bhi 7 Chal Diya. Agey Sher Whisky Pine Wala Tha. Chuhe Ne Usey Bhi Kaha. Sher Ne Glass Rakha Aur Chuhe Ko 5 Thappd Mare. Haathi- Kyu Maar Rahe Ho Bechare Ko ? Sher- Iss Saale Ne Kal Bhi Bhang Pi Ke Mujhe 3 Ghante Jungle Mai Ghumaya Tha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 3 saal k bachche ne pyar ki definition likhi . . .. ... . . . . . . . . . pyar huggies me huyi su-su ki tarah hota h jo dusro ko nahi dikhta par khud ko feel hota h..;)
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 ldki prfum lga k bus pe chadi. Ldke ne coment pas kiya. Aajkl phinel ka use kuch zyada h hota hai. Ldki boli fir bhi cockroch picha nhi chorte
    • 10 years ago



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  • चिंटू (मोनू से)- आजकल ज्यादा बच्चे जुड़वा क्यों पैदा होते हैं? मोनू (चिंटू से)- देश में इतना आतंकवाद बढ़ गया है है कि बच्चे भी अकेले आने से डरते हैं।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Atif Aslam ki Love Story.. Larki : Who are you ..? Atif: mey ek fard hoon ya ek ehsaas hoon.. Larki: Tum mera peecha kion kartey ho.. Atif: Ba’khuda tum he ho, har jagah tum he ho.. Larki: Tum kia chahtey ho..? Atif: Kesey bataye kion tujh ko chahey yaara bata na paayen.. Larki: Tum merey lie kia kar saktey ho..? Atif: Tere lie, Jhoomoo deewana ban ke tere…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Son (Phone Mein): Maa! Aaj Hum 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye. Mother: Sabbash Beta! Ladka Huva Ya Ladki ! . . . Son: Nahi Maa! Tumhari Bahu Ne Dusri Shaadi Kar Li..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Height of Shame. At bus stop a girl was standing with her face covered. A man on bike stops and says “Chalna hai kya?” Girl replies : Papa mein hoon.
    • 10 years ago



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  • pehle wo meri GF thi Me bolta tha wo suni thi phir wo meri mangetar bani, Wo bolti thi main sunta tha jab wo meri BIWI bani Hum dono bolte he Mohalla sunta hai..:-)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Main hu Yaha Tu hai waha... Main hu Yaha Tu hai waha.. LIFEBUOY hai jaha Tandurusti hai waha.. . . Blood Donate karne se pehle humesha uska Group janchna.. Blood Donate karne se pehle humesha uska Group janchna.. BASANTI in kutto k samne mat nachna..
    • 10 years ago



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  • 2pathan raat ko ghoom rahe the 1st pathan: Bohat garmi hai yar. 2nd: Han yar, agar din hota to kahin chhaaon m beth jate...!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kabhi Kabhi Mere Dil Mei Khayal Aata Hai. . . Ki Jab Tujhe Neend 10.30pm Bje Aa Jati Hai. . . Toh Tera Whatsapp Last Seen At 3.30am Kyu Dikhata Hai @Kamini?
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Ladki Chai bnani thi Lekin uske pas dudh nahi tha, Phir usne apne kapde uttare . . . . Or Dusre kapde pehan kr dudh lene chali gyi. Apni Soch ko badlo.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jab ek train me khubsurat ldkia jaraheho to us train ko kya bolte hey? . . . . . . . .ans:MAL BAHI TRAIN.
    • 10 years ago



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