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  • na taddy day par taddy mila… *_* na rose day par rose @>>> aaj hug day par koi gle nhi mila…:( or kal bhi kiss ke aasar nazar nhi aa rhe…. !!! sala sb bol rhe hai love week hai , love week hai ??? main kehta hu love week nhi , Navratri chal rhe hai :
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pappu proposd a girl with romantic poem :- kutta mar gya razai mein Main pagal hu teri judai mein Hathi naali me beh nahi sakta Yeh pappu tere bin reh nahi sakta
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mere Dil Ki Tamanna Poori Aaj Ki Raat Kar Do.. Jaane Se Pehle Tum Pyar Waali Baat Kar Lo.. Mohabbat Ke Iqraar Bina Mera Ishq Adhoora Hai.. Poori Ho Jaye Mujhse Wo Mulaqaat Kar Lo.. Kaate Nahi Katt Te Ye Lamhe Judaai Ke Mujhse.. Lekar Apni Baahon Me Pyar Ki Barsaat Kar Do.. Teri Panahon Me Khusi Se Mar Jayenge Hum.. Aye Sanam Thaam Kar Mera Haath Ek Nayi Shuruwaat Kar Lo..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Devdas-Babuji ne kaha HAVELI 6od do, Maa ne kaha PARO 6od do, Paro ne kaha SHARAB 6od do, 1 Din ayega jab paro k bacche kahege "Mama zara school tak 6od do..."
    • 10 years ago



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  • Golden Word: Agar Tum UsSe Na Pa Sako JisSe Tum Pyar Karte Ho Toh . . . . . Sharam Karo . Lao Number Muze Do Main Try Karta Hoo.:D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Patni:- Juo Mari Aankho Katrina Ne Male Chhe Ne? Pati:- Dobi Tari Aankho Aapas Ma (ek-bija Sathe) Malti Nathi ne Kya Kaitrina Sathe Malti Hashe.
    • 10 years ago



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  • प्लेटफार्म पर ढेर सारा सामान लिए खड़ी एक औरत से कुली ने पूछा , मैडम कुली चाहिए ? औरत ने बड़ी विनम्रता के साथ जबाब दिया, नहीं भैया मेरे पति मेरे साथ हैं...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jo Jitahe Woh Sikandar, Jo Harre Woh Jail Ke Aandar, Jo Ye SMS Share Kare Usko Jaadu Ke Jahppi, Jo Unlike Kare Use Bandar Ke Pappi, Soch Lo Ab!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Doctor To Injured Patient Jab Car Ek Lady Chala Rahi Thi To Tumhe Road Se Duur Chalna Chayi Tha. . . Patient: Abey Kon Sa Road? Me To Park Me Leta Huaa Tha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 2 cockroch ICU me admit hue. . . . 1st: Kisne mara? . . . 2nd: Arey, kisi ne nhi, Ye saali ladkiyan Mujhe dekh kar itna chillati hai ki heart attack aagya ...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher:" Bus K Driver Aur Conductor Me Kya Fark Hai ?? . . . . . . Student:" Conductor Soya To Kisika Ticket Nahi Katega.. & Driver Soya To Sabka Ticket Kat Jayega...:p :O :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Punjab Police ny admi ko jasoosi k ilzam me pakr liya Admi: Yaqin karen me Pakstni or Muslim hon Inspectr: Acha to phir 6 Kalmy sunao Admi ne 6 Kalme sunaye Inspector: Paa lo inno lammiya, Ae pakka jasoos ay, kisi v Pakistani nu 6 Kalmy pory nhi andy:-
    • 10 years ago



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  • Modiji sabse pehle ek kaam kar dijiye... . . . . . net pack sasta karo. . . . . . . . . . . Aapka kitna prachar kiya hamne.:D:D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Har Roz Suraj Dhalta Hai wah wah!! Har Roz Suraj Dhalta Hai... wah wah!! Daya-Sir, Dr. Salunke ka Dimaag to Computer se bhi Tej Chalta hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Heights of Caring - Ek chinti hathi ke upar baith kr jaa rhi thi raste mai kaccha pull aa jata hai Usko dekh ke chinti boli . . . jaanu cross kr loge ki utru..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Salo baad n jane kya sama hoga Hm dosto me N jane kon kaha hoga Fir milege kisiki davat me Tb kisi k hath me PINTU to kisike hath me CHINTU hoga.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 3 boys proposed a girl . 1st: Mai tumhare liye apni jaan de sakta hu . Girl: Wo to sab kehte hain . 2nd: Mai tumhare liye chand taare todkar la sakta hu . Girl: Purana dialogue hai . 3rd: Main tumhari ACTIVA me Roz 1 ltr Petrol dalwaunga . . . Girl: Ankho me ansu k sath Pagal itna chahta hai muje :( :* =P =)
    • 10 years ago



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