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  • Pathan Ne New Shop Kholi Shop Ki Opening Hote Hi Logo Ne Mar Mar Kar Bhga DyaQ ? Shop Kafan Ki Kholi Or Bord Likhwaya K 1 Kafan Lene Par Bache Ka Kafan FREE
    • 10 years ago



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  • GIRL (FISH TANK KO DEKH K BOLI)- "Machaliya Itni Sundar Kyun Hoti Hain? BOY(SPRITE PITE HUE): Kyunki Woh Kapde Nahi Pahnti..! . . . . . . SIDHI BAAT NO BAKWAS!. ;)=))
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladkiyo ka Pyar 1000 ke note jaisa hota hai.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . hamesha Dar laga rehta hai ki kahin nakli na nikle... :p :p :p
    • 10 years ago



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  • Plz call me, its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai. . . . . . Aap ka hi blood group chahiye, Plz mana mat karna. . Warna . . GADHA mar jayega
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 aurat 2sri sy, Mujhy apny shohr pe shak hy,wo kisi larki sy milta hy. 2sri aurt, Phir tum kia karogi..? 1st, Me aj hi apny boyfrnd ko shohar k pechy lgati hon
    • 10 years ago



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  • Patni:-sharab peen eke baad kyatumhe mera naam bhi yaad nahinrehta?Pati:-pee lene ke baad to main har gam bhool jata hoon,meri jaan.Nai nai car chalana sikhi biwi:aaj hum car se jaenge aur car main chalaungi.Pati:-kon nahin,jaenge car main aur aaenge akhbaar main.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Zindagi me 3 Chijhen jo apka saath nahi chhodegi.. 1:Dhadkan, 2:Parchhahi, 3:Woh "AAFAT" jiska sms aap padh rahe ho.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Ladka Naukri Ki Talaash Mein Shehar Mein Aa To Gaya Lekin Use Rahne Ke Liye Kamara Nahi Mila Thak Haar Ke Wo Kisi Ke Darwaje Ke Aage Baith Gaya, Thodi Der Baad Ek Ladki Bahar Aayi. Usne Us Ladke Ki Story Suni Aur Uspar Taras Kha Ke Apne Hi Room Mein Rahne Ko Kaha, Ladka Maan Gaya. Ladka Aur Ladki Dono Ek Hi Kamre Mein Ek Hi Bed Par Beech Mein Takiya Laga Kar Soote The. Kaafi Din Tak Wo Ek Saath Hi Rehte Rahe. Ek Din Ladka Raat Ko Apni Job Se Late Aaya Aur Darwaaja Khatkaya Par Ladki Ne Nahi Khola. Ladke Ne Darwaja Zor Se Se Khatkaya Par Andar Se Koi Jawaab Nahi Aaya. Ladka Gusse Mein Aakar: “Darwaja Kholti Hai Ya Deewar Kood Ke Aau?” Ladki Ne Andar Se Awaaz Lagai: “Abe Sale Rahne De, Tere Se Aaj Tak Ek Takiya To Kooda Nahi Gaya Aur Baat Karta Hai Deewar Koodne Ki.” Moral Of The Story: “Jyada Shareef Ban Ke Bhi Koi Fayada Nahi Hota.“
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jab bijli chali jaye, garmi lag rahi ho to ye upaay apnae- 1. Mukhya mantri or bijli vibhag ko jee bhar k kose, galiya de.. Isse aap relax ho jaenge.. 2. Dosto ko nind se msg ya miss cal karke uthaae, isse aapka dard dusro me distribute ho jaaega, mann me ajib si khushi milegi.. 3. Thodi der dhup me ghume, pasine se aap thandak mehsus karenge.. 4. Padosi k bacche ko kas k thappad mare, ladai hogi to 2 ghante tak tym pass hoga.. Itni der me light aa jaegi
    • 10 years ago



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  • लड़की – ये लो पेन ड्राइव इसमें फेसबुक डाल दो .. . . ( लडके ने हैरत भरी निगाह से लड़की को घूरा ) . . लड़की – ऐसे क्या घूर रहे हो , 2 G.B. में नहीं आएगा क्या ....?? :-P :-) .
    • 10 years ago



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  • डॉक्टर - आपके तीन दांत कैसे टूट गए ? मरीज - पत्नी ने कड़क रोटी बनाई थी. डॉक्टर - तो खाने से इनकार कर देते ! मरीज – जी, वही तो किया था … !!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Solid bezati Boyfriend : Janu... Ek baat bolun...??? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Girlfriend: Nahi... Rehne de Aur thOra door ho ke baith... :D :P :D By - ANIL
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kismat Azma Chuka Hu Naseeb Azma Raha Hu . . . . . . . . . . . . Ek Ladki Patane Ke Khatir Facebook Ka Page Chala Raha Hu
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: Why did you laugh? Boy: I saw 1 strip of your bra. Teacher: Get out of the class for 1 week. 2nd boy laughed. Teacher: Why did u laugh.? Boy: I saw both strips. Teacher: Get out for 1 month. She bent down to take chalk. Little Jhony started walking out. Teacher: Jhony, why r u going out? Jhony: What I just saw, I think my school days r over
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pehla gadha; Yaar me jis Dhobhi ke ghar kaam karta Hoon vo muje bahut marta hai. Dusra gadha; Tu bhag kyu nhi jata. Pehla gadha; Dhobhi ki 1 khoobsurat beti hai, Vo sharati hai toh dhobhi kehta hai, Ki teri shadi kisi gadhe se karva duga, Bas yhi sochkr ruk jata hoon.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Banta Jungle Me Potty Kar Rahe The.. Tabhi Sher Aa Gaya.. Santa:- Tu Dar Raha H. Banta:-nahi To Santa:-to Saale Apani Dho Meri Kyo Dho Raha H.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Indian boy ne 1 Chinese girl se shadi ki. Ek saal baad hi wo mar gayi Usko rota dekh uska dost bola- afsos hua yaar, par soch china ka maal or kitna chalega?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bhakt-Baba sukh aur santosh me kya antar hai. Baba-(muskurate huwe) agar pasand ke ladki thokane ke mile to ushe sukh kate hai aur agar koi aur ladki thokane ke mile to ushe santosh khate hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Husband Aur Wife Ghumne Gaye Raste Me Ek Gadha Ghaas Kha Raha Tha, Wife Boli- Dekho Tumhara Rishtedar Ghaas Kha Raha Hai Namaste Karo, Husband- Namaste Sasur Ji
    • 10 years ago



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