Har ilzam ka haqdar vo hame bana jati hai, har khata ki saza vo hume bata jaati hai, hum har baar khamosh rah jate hai, kyonki who har baar Raksha Bandhan ka darr dikha jaati hai.
A Couple Had A Fight Whole Night…
Later Next Morning, Husband Offered A Glass Of Milk To His Wife.
Wife – You Are Sorry For Fighting With Me?
Husband – No… Today Is Nag Panchami,
Le Nagin Pee Le.
A Chinese Couple Mr. Hoyo & Mrs. Hoyo Had White Twin Babies
They Named:
1. Jo Hoyo
2. So Hoyo
Next Year They Had One Black Baby
They Name, “Yo Ke Hoyo”!
Shayaro ki mehfil me baat chali ek deewane ki
Din raat jalne wale ek pagal parwane ki
Maine socha koi aur hoga ye sirfira
Dekha to ungli meri taraf uthi zamane ki
CID Again:
Ghare Ghare Thay Chhe Sasu Vahu Na Kajiya,
Ghare Ghare Thay Chhe Sasu Vahu Na Kajiya,
ACP Bolyo:
DAYA , Varsad Chhe Lai Aav Ne 500 Gm. Bhajiya.
Khwabo K Andar Zinda Mat Raho;
Balke Apne Andar Khwabo Ko Zinda Rakho;
Mohabbat Unse Nahi Hoti Jo Khoobsurat Ho;
Khoobsurat To Wo Hota Hai Jinse Mohabbat Ho!!!
Arz he..
Hum bhi dost tere lie TAJ MAHAL banaaenge..
Gaur farmaaiga...
Hum bhi dost tere lie TAJ MAHAL banaaenge..
Ek cup shubah .. or ek cup shaam ko pilaenge
Ek aap hai jo itne Achay hai
Ek aap hai jo itne Sachay hai
Ek aap hai jo itne Sundar hai
Ek aap hai jo itne Caring hai
Aur ek hum hai
jo Jhoot pe Jhoot bole ja rahe hai.
उम्र की राह में जज्बात बदल जाते है।
वक़्त की आंधी में हालात बदल जाते है
सोचता हूं काम कर-कर के रिकॉर्ड तोड़ दूं।
कमबख्त सैलेरी देख के ख्यालात बदल जाते हैं
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Sur hai naa taal hai,
Msgbox bhi kangal hai,
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