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  • I guess in my house when I was growing up, I was comfortable trying to be funny. And my dad, of course, it bugged him sometimes. He was trying to rest, and I was constantly trying to say something stupid to get a reaction. But I like doing these movies. You can do it in front of the camera and then it's over. I don't have to worry about being in front of too many people.
  • 5 years ago



    Tags : Adam Sandler Quotes , Growing Up Quotes , Dad Quotes
  • I bought my parents some stuff. That feels kind of good to be able to do that. I got them a place in Florida. I think I'm allowed to say that - I hope my dad doesn't get mad at me. But I don't spend money on myself. I don't like myself enough yet. But the people I love, I like spending the cash on them.
  • 5 years ago



    Tags : Adam Sandler Quotes , Dad Quotes , Thinking Quotes
  • When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn’t imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I’m gone for six days it feels like too much.
  • 5 years ago



    Tags : Adam Carolla Quotes , Christmas Quotes , Dad Quotes
  • I choose to ignore hell in my life. When I was a little kid I asked my Dad "Am I going to go to hell?" because I'd heard about hell. And he said, "Nothing you're gonna do will get you into hell." And so I got to ignore it.
  • 5 years ago



    Tags : Adam Sandler Quotes , Dad Quotes , Kids Quotes