Santa Banta Jokes

Santa: Raja Dashrath ki teen raniyaan thi. Wife: Toh? Santa: Toh main do shadiyaan aur kar sakta hoon! Wife: Soch lo. Draupadi ke 5 pati they. Santa: Tu bhi naa, dil pe le leti hai.

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Tantrik to santa: Beta tumhare ghar par chudail ka vaas hai.. Santa: Baba, main thappad maar dunga jo meri biwi ke baare me kuchh kaha to..

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Santa-Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta. Frnd-Fir Tune kya kiya? Santa-Mene unse kaha salo 1-1 karke Aao. Frnd-Phir? Santa-Phir kya,Salo ne 1-1 karke dubara Peeta !.

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Banta owned a factory. He issued orders that only married men would be employed. Friend asks: Why this ? Bant reply: Because married men are more obedient.

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Santa samose wale se: oye tumhare samose me se ladki ka baal nikla hai Somosa wala: Are 5 rupye me puri ladki niklagi kaya ??

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Santa: "Madam these undergarments will look nice on U" Girl : How can U be so sure? Santa: I have done diploma in interior designing

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2 Dost Salo Baad Mile. Pata Chala Dono Ki Shadi Ho Gai Hai. Santa: Kaisi Hai Teri Biwi. Banta: Swarg Ki Apsra Hai, Aur Teri Santa: Meri To Abhi Jinda Hai!!

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:: Santa Banta Short Jokes :: SaNTA Roti Ka 1 Tukda Khud or 1 Murge Ko Khila Raha Tha BaNTA-Ye Kya Kr Rahe Ho? SANTA- Hum Khaandani Log He Roz Roti Chickn K Saath Khate he

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Santa or Banta chess khel rahe the, Santa : Aab bus hua. hum khel band karte hain. Banta: thik hain, waise bhi tumhara ghoda, aur mera hathi hi bacha hai.

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Santa: I Got Married Because I Was Tired Of Cooking, Cleaning Home And Washing Clothes. Banta: Amazing, I Got Divorce For The Same Reason.

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Girl- Kya Tum Mujhse Pyar Karte Ho..? Banta- Haan Girl- Lekin Tume To Meri Parwaah Hi Nahi. Banta- Oye Pyar Karne Wale Kisi Ki Parwaah Nahi Karte..

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Santa- Kal me film dekh Aya, film achi thi par film ka naam bada ajib tha Frnd-Kya naam tha Snta- Badi Gaand Frnd- abe vo badi gaand nhi"BODYGUARD" hai.

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Patni Ke Marne Ke Baad Uske Chita:fire: Ke Pass Akela Baitha Tha,
Tabhi Tej Aandhi:cloud_tornado: Ke Sath Bearish :cloud_rain:Hone Lagi,
Pati Ne Uthkar Khidki Band Kar Li Tabhi Bijli:thunder_cloud_rain: Kadakne Ki Awaaj Aayi,
Pati Ne Khidki Khoil Or Aasman Ke Taraf Dektehe Hue.
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Lagta H Upar Pachuch Gayi.
:smiley::smiley:

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SANTA: Yaar maine naye detergent se apni shirt dhoyi aur wo chhoti ho gayi Ab kya karoon? BANTA: Usi detergent se aik baar khud nahale

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Taxi Wala: Sir Sorry Main Meter Chalu Karna Bhul Gaya. Santa: Oye Paji Koi Gal Nahi Main Bhi Apna Batwa Ghar Bhul Gaya Hu.

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Ek admi khade-khade chaabi se apna kaan khujla raha tha Santa use gaur se dekhte hue bola- Bhaisahab, aap start nahi ho rahe to dhakka lagau.

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santa 2 doctor-apne kaha tha ki subah khelne se sehat thik rehti hai pr muje to koi fark nai pada? doctor-konsa game khelteho? santa-mobile mai snake wala

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Girl :Swami ji muje future dikhanasikha do.. . . . Swami: Aankhen band karo aur apna gaal aage karo. . . . . Girl..nahi aap muje kiss karoge. . . . . . . . Swami : Le dikh gaya na Future

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Ek Officer Ne Jab Apni Girlfriend Ko Kamre Mein Aate Dekha,
To Bahut Hi Sakhat Lehaje Mein Apni,
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Khubsurat Steno Se Bola – “Agar Office Mein Chair Table Ki Kami H To,
Iska Matlab Ye Nahi H Ki Tum Meri Goad Mein Cha Dkar Baith Jao”
:grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning:

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santa road per potty kar rha tha police ki gadi aayi or santa ko le jane lagi santa:are murkho prove to le chalo court me jawab kaise doge

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