Santa Banta Jokes

Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track. Banta: Santa u’ll die. Santa: U’ll die bcoz haven’t u heard train is coming on platform. Q: How did Santa cheat the railways? A: He bought the ticket and didn”t travel.

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Santa cuts sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess why? . . . . . . . To avoid the side effects!

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Santa Ka Sir Phat Gya. Doctor: Ye kaise Hua? Santa: Main Chappal Se Keel Thok Raha Tha. Mujhe 1 Admi Bola - Gadhe Kabhi KHOPDI Ka Bhi Istemal Kar Liya Kar..

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Taxi Wala: Sir Sorry Main Meter Chalu Karna Bhul Gaya. Santa: Oye Paji Koi Gal Nahi Main Bhi Apna Batwa Ghar Bhul Gaya Hu.

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Santa Daru Pee Ke Tala Kholne Laga, Hath Kanpne Ki Vajah Se Tala Nahi Khula, Banta- Mai Khol Du, Santa- Mai Khol Lunga, Tu Ghar Ko Pakad, Sala Bahut Hil Raha Hai

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Tchar-jo mere Q ka sahi ANS dega wo ghar ja sakta h Tabhi santa apna bag bahr fek deta h Tchar-wo bag kisne feka Santa-Mene. Ab me ghar jau?

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Santa everest pr gya waha 1 baba pahle se baitha tambaku ragad raha tha santa-baba ye kya hai baba-masala Santa- Oh O to Evrest Masala ap hi bnate ho

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Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli to Santa use ghur raha tha! Wife romantic hokar: Kuch karne ka irada hai kya? . Santa 2 thappad maar ke bola: Mere garm pani se kyu nahayi!! Kameenii !!! =D

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Santa - Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Sara Ghar Hil Raha Hai. Banta- Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain..

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Bunty: Kya Tumhare Pati Din Mein Kisi Bhi Waqt Bhagwan Ka Naam Lete H.
Babli: Ha We Roj Khana Khane Se Pehle Bhagwan Ka Naam Lete H.
Babli: Khana Khane Se Pehle Ku?
Bunty: We Kehte H Bhagwan ! Aaj Phir Hari Sabji:green_apple::green_apple:
:grinning::grinning::grinning:

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:joy::joy:
संता : अगर नारियल के पेड़ पर चढ़ जाऊं, तो इंजीनियरिंग कॉलेज की लड़कियां दिख जाएंगी?

बंता : जरूर! और हाथ छोड़ दोगे तो मेडिकल कॉलेज की लड़कियां भी दिख जाएंगी.

:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::wink::wink::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::wink::blush:

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Santa ka Padosi Mar Gaya, Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya ? Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi, Santa: Lo Batao, Kitni Lambi Umar Hai..!

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On the 60th birthday of Santa Banta said, "Why have these bulbs on the cake?" Santa said, "was having difficulty locating 60 candles, put the 60-watt bulb.

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Preeto Santa Se Puchti Hai Preeto: “Kitna Pyar Karte Ho Mujhe?” Santa: “Shahjhan Jitna” Preeto: “Sachii, Mere Marne Ke Baad Taj Mahal Bnaoge?” Santa: “Main Plot Bhi Le Chuka Hoon Pagli, Der To Tu Kar Rahi Hai“

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Santa- Mai Nalayak Ko Bhi Layak Bana Sakta Hu.. Banta- Wo Kaise? Santa- Nalayak Se Na Hata K...

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Santa: abe ye gaddaa khod ke mitti kaha dalu?? banta: abe itni bhi akal nahi hai tujhme? dusra gaddha khod aur usme daal de..

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Bank manegar: hum aapko bina intrest k loan denge, Santa: oji dena h to thoda haste-haste do na, Agar dene me intrest nahi h to mat do...

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Chota Santa: Aunty Is Bar To Aap Ko Larka Hi Hoga. . Aunty: Tumhe Kaise Pata Chala. . Chota Santa: Aap Ki Phatti Hui Shalwar Se Mujhe Us Ki . Moonchein . Nazar Aa Rahi Hai

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Santa Gives Dictation Test For Students, Last Bench Students Said We Are Not Able To Hear Sir.. Santa Said Ok I Will Write On Board.!

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Santa in mysore palace, Tourist guide sir PLz don sit there, It”s Tippu sultan”s chair. santa – oye don”t worry yaar I will get up when he comes.

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