Santa Banta Jokes

SANTA- Driver Bhai bus Aahista Chalao, Jhatke lag rahey he? Driver- Bhai Gaadi to Abhi chali kaha hai, tum to kisi ki GODI me baithe ho

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Santa-Why Do U Prefer Prepaid Connection Over Postpaid Banta- Prepaid Me Bahut Faida Hai.. Isme Call K Baad Bill Badhne K Bajaye Kam Hoti.

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Santa: Jab Me Chota Tha To Ek Baar Kutub Minaar Se Gir Gaya Tha. Banta: Acha!!to Mar Gaya Ya Bach Gaya. Santa: Saale.! Mujhe Kya Pata, Me To Chhota Tha.

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Santa in bmw at Petrol Pump:"5 Rupaiye Ka petrol daal do." . . . . . . Pump wala (gusse me):"Itna sara petrol dalwa ke kahaan jana hai?" ;> . . . .. . . . . . Santa: "Jaana kahi nahi hai pagle, Hum to aise hi paise udaate

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Santa-mene Nischay Kar Liya He Ki, Jab Tak 25 Ka Nai Ho Jata Shadi Hi Nahi Karunga| Grlfrnd-or Mene Diside Kiya He Jab Jak Shadi Nahi Karti 25 Ki Houngi B Nahi

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Santa Was Driving Car Very Fast, Traffic Police Caught Him.. Santa: Sir, I Am Learning Driving.. Police: Without Teacher.? Santa: Ya, Its Correspondence Course!

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Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghum Aaun, Kitna Paisa Lagega? Banta : Kuch B Nahi Santa : Kaise? Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte

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Sardar proposed a Girl... Girl said Im 1yr elder to you.... Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,Ill marry you NEXT YEAR.

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Santa ka Padosi Mar Gaya. Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya? Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi. Santa: Lo Batao,Kitni Lambi Umar Hai.

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jabardast Joke.. Bnta to Snta..;)) Bnta:"Yaar Snta Maan lo ap bus me safar kr rhe ho..Apke pet me jabardast gas ban gyi h.. Itteffak se gana jor se baj rha h.. . Aur mauke ka fayda uthate hue aapne v bade smartly trick se gane ki dhun me dhun milate hue releas kr di.. . Aur kisi ko pta v nhi chla..:p jab aap utarne lage to aapne dekha sab aapko ghoor rhe h Aur achaanak aapko yaad aaya ki.. . . . . . . . Gana to aapne Headphone par Chalaya tha...:p:D :O :D

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Sign of Changing Times: Santa to Pappu: Son, Success is when Signature turns into Autograph. Pappu: No Dad, Success is when, Signature turns into Black Label!

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Santa- Tu Mirror ke samne baith kar kyun padhta hai? . . . . . . Banta- Iske 3 fayde hain. . . 1. Sath me revision ho jata hai. . . 2. Khud pe nazar bhi rehti hai. . . . 3. Padhne ke liye company mil JAti.

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Santa Cricket Khel Kar Aaya. Banta: Kitne Run Banaye? Santa: Century Hone Me 99 Run Baki The Or mai Out Ho Gaya. Banta: Shit Yaar so close!

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Santa:Aaj Meri Bakri Ne Anda Diya Banta:Bakri Kab Se Anda Dene Lagi H Santa:Hum V.I.P Log H Humne Apni Murgi Ka Naam Bakri Rakha hai.

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Techer:" 1869 Me Kya Hua?? Banta:" Gandhi Ji Ka Janm . . Techer:" Good! Baith Jao . . . Techer(santa Se):" Btao 1872 Me Kya Hua . . . Santa:" Gandhi Ji 3 Saal K Ho Gaye.

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Santa Ko Uska Sasur Jute Maar Raha Tha Aadmi: Kyu Mar Rahe Ho? Sasur: Maine Ise Hospital Se SMS Kiya Tum Baap Ban Gaye Ho, Isne Apne Sare Friendz Ko Forward Kardiya...

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Santa Police se: Kal rat chor mere ghar se TV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gaye Police:TV kyon nahi legaya?? Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye..

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Santa : jungle mein sher k baal lambey Q hote h. . Banta: Qki jungle mein nai nhi hote.

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Santa: Pahle To Tu Mujhe Papa Bolti Thi! Ab Achanak Dad Kyo Bolne Lagi, Sony: Papa Bolne Se Meri Lipistik Kharab Ho Jati Thi.

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SANTA at medical store: I need poison MAN:I cnt sell u until u hav prescription SANTA showed his Weding card MAN:sir badi botal dun ya choti

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