Santa had twins; he named them Tin & Martin.
Again he had twins & named them Peter & Repeater.
Again he had twins & named them Max & Climax.
Next time he had twins, disgusted Santa named them TIRED & RETIRED!
Santa Apne Bete Pappu Ka Admission Form Bharne Mein Madad Kar Raha Tha, To Pappu Ne Puchha.
Pappu: “ Papa, Ye Mother Tongue Wale Box Mein Kya Likhna Hai? ”
Santa: “ Very Long Likh De Beta “
The Most Romantic Lines
Main Kho Gaya Hu Tumhare Pyar Me Tum Bhi Kho Jao….
Santa Translated In English It Becomes:
I M Lost In Ur Love, U Also Get Lost..
Santa: Biwi Se Ladai Khatm
Ho Gyi Kya?
Banta: Haa, Ghutne Tek K
Aayi Thi Mere Paas.
Santa: Achha? Kaise?
Bnta: Boli, Bed K Niche
Se Niklo, Ab Nhi Marungi.
Santa toilet gaya to
diwar per likha tha,
"duniya chaand per
phuch gai hai, aur tum
yaha baitho ho?"
Santa ne likh diya,
.
.
"bas ye kerke, me bhi
jaa rhaa hun."
Santa ka Baap UK se Aya.. Baap- Teri MAA Kahan he ?? . . Santa- Padosi ke Saat Bhag Gayi…!! . . Baap- Tune Mujhe bataya kyu nahi ?? . . Santa – Socha Surprise dunga………..lolz…
संता (बंता से): पता है, अमेरिका में लाइट जाती है तो पावर ऑफिस में फोन करते हैं और
जापान में लाइट जाती है तो फ्यूज चेक करते हैं.
बंता ने तुरंत जवाब दिया: और जब इंडिया में लाइट जाती है तो पड़ोसी के घर में झांक कर
देखते हैं, सबकी तो गई है ना… और राहत की सांस लेते हैं.
Santa- are yar chal chess khelenge.
Banta- nahi yar main nahi khel sakta
Santa- kyon?
Banta- kyonki mere pass sports shoes nahi hai
arey haso na.......!
Santa apne friend Banta ke saath ATM gaya.
Santa: Banta, zara mera balance check kar do, mujhe check karna nahi aata.
Banta ne Santa ko dhakka de diya, aur Santa gir gaya.
Banta: Tumhara balance kharab hai!!