Santa Roasted Chicken Khane K Baad Hadi Chaba Raha Tha,
Pas Baitha ek pandit roti Kha Raha Tha
Pandit Santa se pucha : Tumhare yaha kutte Kya Khate Hai?
Santa: Roti
Santa In Bmw At Petrol Pump: 5 Rupaiye Ka Petrol Daal Do. Pump Wala (Gusse Me): Itna Sara Petrol Dalwa Ke Kahaan Jana Hai? Santa:" Jaana Kahi Nahi Hai Pagle, Hum To Aise Hi Paise Udaate Hai".
Santa Khudkushi Par Speech De Raha Tha
Khudkushi Paap Hai
Zulm Hai Gunah Hai
Buzdili Hai Pagalpan Hai
Khudkushi Krne Se Behtar Hai,
Insan Khud Ko Goli Maarle!
Santa ne exam k liye Question
Paper banaya..
Paper dekhte hi saare bache
behosh ho gye
.
.
Que. the:-
1.China kis Desh me hai?
2.15 Aug kis Date ko Aati hai?
3.Green Rang kis Color ka Hota
hai?
4.Tamatar ko Hindi me kya Bolte
hai?
5.Mumtaz ki Qabar me Kon Dafan
hai..?
Santa-Gajini Me Amir Ne Itni solid Body Kese Bnayi hogi?
BNTA-Jab Wo Jim Se Waps Aata Tha To 15Min K Bad Bhul Jata tha or fir Wapas Jim Jata Tha isliye.
Santa: Dr. Sahab plastic surgery me kitna kharcha aayega?
Dr: 50 hajar.
Santa: Agar plastic hum de to.
Dr: (Gusse Se) Saale pighla kar chipka bhi lena!
Santa: Meri Billi Mar Gayi
Banta: Kaise Mari
Santa: Maine Use Nahala Diya Tha
Banta- Nahalne Se Bhi Kahi Billi Marti Hai Kya
Santa- Maine Nahalane K Bad Use Nichoda Bhi
Tha
Road pr Accident hua, Bahut Bhid thi.
Santa ko dekhne ka moka nhi mil rha tha.
CLEVER Santa-Ye mera BAAP he.Bhid piche hat
gai,To dekha KUTTA mara hua tha...
Santa Banta Aur Pappu Picnic ParGaye
Wahan Ja Kar Yaad Aaya Ke Pepsi To Ghar Bhool Gaye, .
Decide Kiya Ke Pappu Ja Kar Pepsi Le Aaye, .
Pappu:- Main Is Shart Par JaungaKi Tum Mere Aane Tak Samose Nhi Khaoge... .
Dono Ne Kaha Theek Hai,
1 Din Guzar Gaya Pappu Nhi Aaya,2 Din GuzarGaye 2no Ne Socha KeAb Samose Kha Lene Chahiye, Dono Ne Jaise Hi Samosa Uthaya...
Pappu Ped Ke Peche Se Nikal Ke Bola... .
Aise Karoge To Main Nhi Jaonga..
Ek bar santa banta se.Yar ham 2no ke bich koun sa rishta hai.To banta bolo yar jaise ki besan our pakode ka.to santa bola kaise.to banta bola ki besan santa hai.tabi to pakoda banta hai.
Santa loan lene k liye bank gya.
Bank k ek postar par likha tha ki " Hamre yaha Sone par loan Milta hai "
santa bank me so gya .
Gard ne santa ko uthaya or bola bank me kyu so rahe ho ?
Santa: loan k liye.
Santa Electric Shop Pe Gaya Aur
Dukandar Se Bola
Santa: Ek Kala Bulb Dena
Dukandar: Bhai Sahab,
Kale Bulb Ka Kya Karoge?
Santa: Yaar,
Dopaher Ko Andhera Karke Sone Ka
Mazaa Hi Kuch Aur Hai.