Santa ne ~ F A M O U S ~ T A T T O
O ~ S H O P ~ me Girlfriend ka naam
apne haath par likhwaya "Latest
Tattoo Designs" me. Ghar aane ke
baad jor jor se rone laga,
Banta: kyun rorahe ho? Santa: Abey,
Girlfriend ki spelling galat ho gaye.
Santa Har Sunday Ko Holi Kehleta Tha.
Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Ne Santa Se Pucha,
Tum Har Sunday Ko Holi Kyun Khelte Ho?
Santa - Maine Kahin Padha Tha Ki,
"Sunday Is A Holi Day"
Santa ne exam k liye Question
Paper banaya..
Paper dekhte hi saare bache
behosh ho gye
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Que. the:-
1.China kis Desh me hai?
2.15 Aug kis Date ko Aati hai?
3.Green Rang kis Color ka Hota
hai?
4.Tamatar ko Hindi me kya Bolte
hai?
5.Mumtaz ki Qabar me Kon Dafan
hai..?
Santa: Yaar mai toh Mushkil me pad gaya.
Banta: Kaise?
Santa: Biwi make up kare to kharcha bardasht nahi hota aur make up na kare to biwi bardasht nahi hoti
Santa ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhara or kandhe pe rakh k Bazar me gya..
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1 Admi ne pucha:" santa, Kya Darwaza Bechnahai.. ??
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Santa:" Nhi Tala Khulwana hai.. Chabi gum ho gye hai..
Hanso mat Joke abhi aage hai..
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Admi santa se:" Agar ghar me chor ghus gayato.. ??
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Santa:" abe Andar kaise jayega darwaza to humare paas hai.. Hahaha ....
santa: santa doctor k pas blood test k liye gya aur zor se rone laga .
banta: kya hua kyon ro raha hai?
santa: blood tst k liye doc ne ungli kati.
banta: banta bhi bade zooro se rone laga.
santa: santa ne pucha kyon ro raha hai?
banta: mai urin tst k liye aaya hoon.
Sir-"Samundar Mein Nimbu ka Ped Ho To Tum Kaise Todoge?"
Santa-"Chidiya Bankar."
Sir-"Admi ko Chidiya Tera Baap banayega!"
Santa-"Samundar Mein Ped Aapk baap lagayega!"
Ek bar santa tree se ulta latak raha tha BANTA:are santa tu tree se ulta kyun latak raha he
SANTA:yar mere sir dard ki goli khai he ab dar lag raha he ki vo pet me na chali jaye to me ped se ulta latk gya@Hushain2
Teacher: Which animal flies in the air, but gives birth to young ones on land?
Santa (excited for the first time because he knows the answer)
Santa: AIRHOSTESS!
Santa: Yaar Banta Ye Shaadi
Ke Jode Kon Banta Hai..?
Banta: Aasmaan Me Bahgwan Bante Hai,
Santa: O Teri Yaar, Galti Ho Gye
Banta: Kyu..!
Santa: Main To Darji Ko De Aaya..!
Santa-banta ek dawat me gaye...
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Ek aadmi ne pucha : aap dono
kaun...???
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Santa : mai ladke walo ki taraf se...
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Banta : aur mai ladki walo ki
tarafse...
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Aadmi : kamino aj mere baap ki
13vi h yaha...
संता का 60वां जन्मदिन था . बंता - ये केक :birthday: पर बल्ब :bulb: क्यों लगाया है :flushed: :flushed: . संता - 60 मोमबत्तियां लगाने मे मुश्किल हो रही थी इस लिये 60 वाट का बल्ब :bulb: लगा दिया:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::smile::joy::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: