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- Santa court mein judge se: Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui, meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia he! Judge: to tum kya chahte ho? Santa: Badla.
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- Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge? Santa: Biwi Se Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi Santa: Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!
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- Santa - "sir ji, aap apni patni ko party mein kyunahi laate?" Boss - "woh gaon ki hai.." Santa - "Oh sorry, mujhe laga woh sirf aapki hai.
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- Santa in mysore palace, Tourist guide sir PLz don sit there, It”s Tippu sultan”s chair. santa – oye don”t worry yaar I will get up when he comes.
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- Santa was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks Santa why are you removing a wheel from your auto. Santa- Cant you read the board.Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
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- Santa-Yaar Tune Itne Chote ChoteBaal Kyu Katwaye? Santa-Wo Yaar Hajjam ke Pass chhutte Nahi The 3 Rupye To Maine Bola 3 Rupye Ka Aur Kaat do.
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- Santa Banta se bola “Bhai aaj to chay peene ka maza aa gaya.” Banta : Santa Jee, agar billi ne dudh me muh na mara hota to aur bhi maza aata!!!
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- Santa ne Banta ki beti ka Rishta manga. Banta ne santa ko bahut mara Mar kha ke santa Utha kapde jhadk bola To phir me Inkar samjhun.
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- Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes. Banta: Amazing,I got divorce for the same reason.
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- santa:aaj meri bakri ne pehla anda diya hai! banta:bakri kaise anda de sakti hai? santa:Arre yaar maine apni murgika naam bakri rakha hai.
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- Santa suffering from cold was shivering. His son called a doc. Doc: wht happened? Son: Bimari da ta pata nahun par baapu saver da VIBRATION mode te lagaya hai
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- Santa: "Madam these undergarments will look nice on U" Girl : How can U be so sure? Santa: I have done diploma in interior designing
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- Banta ne sher ki aakhon main matthi phenki, aur bhaagne lagaa aur santa ko bhi bhaagne ko kahaa. Santa : Main kyun bhaagu, matthi to tune phenki hai.
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- Ek Baar Do Makhiya Film Dekhkar Laut Rahi Thi. Unme Se Ek Ne Kaha- Aaj Garmi Bahut Jyada H Udne Ka Mann Nahi Kar Raha H. Dusri Ne Kaha: Koi Baat Nahi. Ek Kutta Kar Lete H.
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- Santa: Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalat Kyun Kehte Hai? Banta: Kyun ki Jail Mein Khane Ko Sirf Hawa Aur Laat Hi Milte Hai
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- Gurdas Maan: Santa ji,aapke bhai ki shaadi mein kitne gaane gaane hain, us hisab se rate lagega? Santa: 2-3 gaa kar prg shuru kar dena, baad mein sharabi baraat ne generator ki awaaz par hi naachte rehna hai.
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- Santa Ne Ghar Ka Darwaza Ukhada Aur Kandhe Pe Rakh Ke Baazar Me Gaya.. 1 Aadmi Ne Poochha: O Paaji, Kya Darwaza Bechna Hai ? . . Santa:nahi. Tala Khulwana Hai Chabi Gum Ho Gayi Hai. . Hanso Mat Joke To Abhi Aage Hai . . . . Aadmi Santa Se: Agar Ghar Me Chor Ghus Gaya To..??? Santa: Andar Kaise Jayega Darwaza To Mere Paas Hai !
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- ‚‚ Santa Banta Hindi Jokes ‚‚ Santa ne theke k malik ko raat 1 bj phone kiya : bhaji theka kitne baje khulega Malik:swer 9 bj 1 ghnte baad, fir santa ne fon kiya : bhaji theka kitne baje khulega Malik:swer 9wje Santa ne 3-4 war aisa hi kiya 5vi war malik gusse se bola tujhe kya chahiye santa:kuch nhi bhaaji, main theke k andar betha hu.mujhe ghar Jana hai
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- Santa : Marte hue aadmi ko kya dena chahiye? Banta : Birla cement. Santa : Kyun? Banta : Kyunki is cement mein jaan hai.
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- Santa: Yaar Banta Kon Se Cast Ke Log Desh Ke Acche Nagrik Hote Hai ? Banta: Yaar Baniye... Santa: Wo Kaise...? Banta: Yaar Har Jagha Likha Hota Hai Desh Ke Acche Nagrik Baniye!
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