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  • While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole. Banta: R u ok? Santa: Yeah! Banta: Did u break anything? Santa: No, theres nothing down here Send As Email.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta: Yeh “Automatically” kya hota hai? Santa: Oyee tujhe yeh bii nahi pata Jab auto mein koi ganjee ladki ja rahi ho to use kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ne Khubsurat Ladki Ko Dekh Kr Pucha-Ap Kaha Rehti Ho? Ladki-M.G.Road Pe Santa-Kya Baat He Itni Khubsurat Ho Ke Bhi Road Pe Rehti Ho.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ki Shaadi Ek Nurse Se Ho Gayi. Banta: Aur Santa, Kaisi Nibh Rahi Hai? Santa: Pooch Mat Yaar, Jab Tak Sister Na Kaho, Bolti Hi Nahi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa rail ki patri per so gaya. Ek aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge! Santa: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua,train kya cheez he?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa – gai kale me macchar ne ullu banavya Banta – e kvi rite? . Santa – me bedroom ma machhardani nakhi ane hall ma sui gyo..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa achanak do cigrate pene laga.. Wife: do cigrate kyun pe rahe ho? Santa: dost ki yaad aa rahi hai.. Hum dono sath mein pete the. Achanak ek din ek cigrate pene laga.. Biwi: ab kya hua… Santa: bevkuf maine cigrate pene chod di hai!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa jab bhi kapde dhota, baarish ho jaati... Ek din dhoop nikli... Usne bhagwan ka shukrya kiya aur dukaan se surf lene gaya... . . Tabhi achanak zor zor se badal garajney lagey... Santa fatafat aasman ki taraf muh kar ke bola... "kidhar..?? . . . . . . . . mai­ to biscuit lene aaya hu... yogiRaj
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Raja Dashrath ki teen raniyaan thi. Wife: Toh? Santa: Toh main do shadiyaan aur kar sakta hoon! Wife: Soch lo. Draupadi ke 5 pati they. Santa: Tu bhi naa, dil pe le leti hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ki tapsya se khush ho kar bhagwan bole: ‘VAR MANGO VATS’ Santa: Prabhu!! jaisa aap soch rahe hai mein vaisa nahi hu.. ‘MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE’
    • 10 years ago



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  • Hey Bhagwan, Raksha Karna. Ramesh Ji Ne Subah Subah Mein, Khana Khane Ke Baad Dono Hath Jodkar Bhagwan Se Prathna Ki. Uske She Karmchari: Ramesh Ji , Aap Rojana Lunch Mein Isi Tarah Prathna Kyu Kiya Karte H. Bhai Baat Yeh H Ki Sham Ko Khana To Mein Khud Apne Hatho Se Banata Hu. Lekin Subah Ka Khana Patni Ke Hatho Ka Bana Hua Khata Hu.
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता शराबी – भाई साहब, टाइम क्याहुआ ? राहगीर – सात बजकर पच्चीस मिनट । संता शराबी – स्साला …. सुबह से पूछ रहा हूं, हर कोई अलग-अलग टाइमबता रहा है …..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sign of Changing Times: Santa to Pappu: Son, Success is when Signature turns into Autograph. Pappu: No Dad, Success is when, Signature turns into Black Label!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Once Santa was trying 2 impress a young lady. Santa:I have seen u some where. Lady:Possible,i am a nurse working in MENTAL HOSPITAL!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa-Bachpan me ma ki bat suni hoti to aj ye din na dekhna padta. Judge-Kya kehti thi ma? Santa-Jb baat hi nahi suni to kese batau kya kehti thi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta Cigratte Pe 2 Metre Pipe Laga Kr Pe Raha Tha. Santa : Tu Pipe Laga Kar Cig Q Pe Raha Hai Banta : Doctor Ne Kaha, Cigaret-bidi Se Dur Rehna. By -R J vishal
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ke Jale Huwe Lips the. KisiNe Pucha Kaise Jale Santa:Wife Ko Station drop krne Gya Tha, Khushi K Mare Train Ke Engine Ko Choom Liya
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa samundar m dahi daal raha tha. Banta- kya kr ra hai? Santa- Lassi bna ra hu Banta- isliye log hm pe joke marte hai Itni Lassi Kaun Piyega.
    • 10 years ago



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