Santa Banta Jokes

Santa- yaar banta hamare beach kya relation hai? Banta- yaar wahi jo Besan or Pakode ka hai. Santa- kaise? Banta- kyunki jab Besan SANTA hai tabhi to pakoda BANTA hai

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Salesman-Which Soap U Use? Santa-BABA'S Soap, BABA'S Paste, BABA'S Brush. Salsman-Is BABA'S A INTRNATIONAL Company? Santa: Baba Is My Room Mate.

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Santa - Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Sara Ghar Hil Raha Hai. Banta- Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain..

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Santa Zebra Crossing Ke Black & White Lines Par Baar-Baar Idhar- Udhar Chal Raha Tha, Aur Soch Raha Tha Ki . . . . . . . . . . Sala Ye Piano Bajta Kyo Nahi.

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Jung Main Santa Ne Bullet Proof Jacket Ki Jagah Machrdani Pehani. Banta-aisa Kyu? Santa-jisme Machar Nahi Ghus Sakta Usme Goli Kaise Gusegi Yaar.

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Santa was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks Santa why are you removing a wheel from your auto. Santa- Cant you read the board.Parking is only for 2 wheeler.

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SANTA went to court JUDGE: "Order! Order!" SANTA: "1 Pizza,2 Dosa,3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink!" JUDGE: "Shut Up!" SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!

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Ek bhikhari road pe chilla rha tha- alah ke nam par ek rupaya de de. Santa 100ka note dikhate huye bola 50rupya hai kya? Bikhari excited ho ke- ha hai. Santa to pahle use kharch kar na

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Santa- Aaj Kal Zyada Bachche Judwa Kyo Paida Hote Hai? Banta-desh Me Itna Aatankwaad Badh Gaya Hai Ke Bachche Akele Aane Se Darte Hai

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SUHAGRAT Ko Santa DULHAN se:-Tum Itni SUNDAR ho, Mai Tumhe Kya Kahu Bahar Khada uska BAAP Bola:- BETA Ek baar"MAA" kah de Baaki Mai Dekh Lunga. Oh..

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Santa 500 Ke Note Pe Likha Number Dial Kar Rha Tha, Banta: Ye Tum Kya Kar Rhe Ho..? Santa: Yaar Main Dekh Rha Hoon Gandhi Ji To Chale Gye Par Unka Mobile Kise Ke Paas Hai!

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Bhikhari: Bhagwan ke naam par kuch de do sahab Santa: chutta nahi hai Bhikhari: Koi baat nahi sunny leon ka video dikha do saab 1 rupaye wala

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Teacher : Agr Koi Moti Ladki Palat K Waapis Aye Toh Is Sentence Ko English Me Kiya Kahenge ? . . . . . . . Santa : GOL MALL RETURNS.

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Jeeto: Nai Car Aur Nai Pati Mein Koi Antar Nahi Hai. Dono Hi Sirf 2-3 Saal Theek Thaak Chalte Hein! Santa: Puraani Car Aur Puraani Patni Mein Bhi Koi Antar Nahi Hai. Dono Hi Faltu Aawaaz Buhut Karte Hein!

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latest sms jokes ‚‚ BANTA-tera history da paper kaisa hua ? SANTA-’bhout bura’, Saalo ne mere birth se B phale K question puch rakhe the.

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Santa Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi Kyun... Kyun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The..

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Santa ne bank loan pe 1 car li, Loan nahi chuka paya to bank wale car utha kar le gaye, . . Udas santa- . . . . . . . . . . pehle pata hota to shadi bhi loan leke karta...!!

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Santa 100 ke note par likha number dial kar raha tha. Banta ne poocha: Yeh tu kya kar raha hai? Santa: Dekh raha hoon, Gandhiji to chale gaye, par unka mobile kiske paas hai.

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Santa Police Se: Kal Raat Chor Mere Ghar Se TV Ke Ilaava Sab Samaan Le Gaye Police:TV Kyon Nahi Legaya!? Santa:TV To Me Dekh Raha Tha

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Santa Banta Aur Pappu Picnic ParGaye Wahan Ja Kar Yaad Aaya Ke Pepsi To Ghar Bhool Gaye, . Decide Kiya Ke Pappu Ja Kar Pepsi Le Aaye, . Pappu:- Main Is Shart Par JaungaKi Tum Mere Aane Tak Samose Nhi Khaoge... . Dono Ne Kaha Theek Hai, 1 Din Guzar Gaya Pappu Nhi Aaya,2 Din GuzarGaye 2no Ne Socha KeAb Samose Kha Lene Chahiye, Dono Ne Jaise Hi Samosa Uthaya... Pappu Ped Ke Peche Se Nikal Ke Bola... . Aise Karoge To Main Nhi Jaonga..

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