Santa Banta Jokes

4 d first time introducing intelligent santa.. Santa: ye kela kitne ka hain? Salesman: Rs 1 Santa:60ps mein dega. slsman:60ps mein sirf chilka dunga. Santa:le 40ps, kela de

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Santa ke tapasya se bhagwan khush hoker bole VAR MAANGO VATS Santa-PRABHU,aap jaisa soch rahe hai mai vaisa nahi hu . Mujhe Vadhu chahiye

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Santa Ne Car Se 4Logo Ko Daba Diya Judge-Tumne Sarab V Nai Pi Thi Fir V Ye Q kiya? Santa-Sir IDEA Walo Ne Kha Tha Ki Is Gaane K Liye 4Dabaye

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SANTA kadhai leke bich raaste khana pakane baitha. Kadhai khali dekh k logo ne pucha saNTAJI kya bana rahe ho? saNTA bola, Sabko bewakoof bana raha hoon.

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Santa shaadi mein khana khane gaya Par samane Salad ka counter dekh kar wapis aa gaya Baahar aakar bola O banta, abhi to sabzi hi kat rahi he

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Bhikari: Kuch Khane Ko Dedo. Santa - Tamatar Khao Bikari - Roti Dedo Santa - Tamatar Khao Bikari -Lao Tamatar Hi Do Santa Ki Mummy - Ye Totla Hai,keh Raha Hai, Kamakar Khao.

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Santa-Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta. Frnd-Fir Tune kya kiya? Santa-Mene unse kaha salo 1-1 karke Aao. Frnd-Phir? Santa-Phir kya,Salo ne 1-1 karke dubara Peeta !.

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Santa:Aj Mene Apni Bv Ko Watchman K Sath Movie Jate Hue Dekha. Banta:To Tum Unke Piche Nhi Gye? Santa:Nhi Yar, Darsal Wo Movie Mene Pahle Hi Dekhi Hui Thi.

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Wakil Sahab Apne Ladke Ko Kaabil Insaan Bnane Ke Liye,
Use Juth Bolna Sikha Rahe The.
Ek Din Apne Lakde Ki Pariksha Lene Ki Garj Se Unhone Kaha,
Beta Agar Meri Baat Khtam Hote Hi,
Tum Koi Juth Bologe To Mein Tumhe 5 Ruppe Dunga!

Ladka- Lekin Abhi Abhi To Aapne 500 Ruppe Dene Ki Baat Kahi Thi.
:grimacing::smiley::smiley::smiley::grimacing:

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Santa cuts sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess why? . . . . . . . To avoid the side effects!

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santa;mujhe us ladki se bachao banta:kyo? santa:jabse maine kaha dil cheer k dekh tera hi naam hoga sali chaku leke piche pad gyi hai

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2 Hijade ek shaadi ki badhai dene gaye. Haye haye main to 1100 lungi. Dusri Boli main to 2100 lungi. Peeche se Santa bola Abey 2310 le lo usme FM bhi hai!!!

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Santa-Jab Mai Mar Jau To Samne Wale Ghar Ki Family Ko Zarur Bulana.. Banta-Kyon? Santa-Yaar Unke Ghar Ki Ladkiya bahut Lipat-Lipat Kar Roti HAI.

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Santa ? Yaar Banta tune poore toilet me potty kyu kar di? Banta ? Yaar ye mobile bhi na! Santa ? Kya hua? Banta - Tune - IDEA - ka ad nahi dekha - WALK when u TALK?

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Banta- Week Mai Ek Baar Meri Patni Se Mera Jhagda Jarur Hota Hai. Aur Apka? Santa- Mera Mahine Baad Hota Hai, Kyuki Mujhe Salary Mahine Baad Milti Hai....

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An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls. Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, “what a shot you made!”

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Santa: Doc Saab, Mein Chashma Laga Ke Pad To Sakoonga? Doc: Haan, Bilkul. Santa: Theek Hai Doc Saab Aapne Anpad Aadmi Ki Zindagi Bana Di!

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In exam hall a girl to santa: Mujhe bas is ans ki starting bata do baki main likh lungi. SANTA ne dhyan se idhar-udhar dekha,fir dhire se bola: “The”

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Fashon Ka Zamana Hai Ek Ladki Ke T-Shirt Pe Likha Tha Amul The Taste Of India. Use Dekh Kar Santa Bahut Khush Hua, Aur Apni Pent Pe Likhva Liya Kurkure Tedha Hai Par Mera Hai.

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Santa: Banta, Don’t Put Mobile Charging While Sleeping At Night? Banta: Why?? Santa: Sometimes, Battery May Blast. Banta: Yah. I Know. That’s Why I Am Removing Battery From Mobile While Chargig

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