Santa Banta Jokes

Santa: oye tu pappita vechan wali nu kiss kyun kitta? Banta: me ki kra ohibar bar chillari si pappi tale lo pappi ta le lo... te mai leli.....

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Santa Singh was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night. He replied, “I’m on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late.” The officer then asked, “Really? Who’s giving that lecture at this time of night?” The man replied, “Sir, that would be my wife.”

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Bhikhari-10rs.dedo mobil rechrge krke grlfrd ko cal krna hai, santa-WAH!! bhikhari ne bi grlfrd banayi h Bhikhri-Naji..grlfrnd ne bhikhari banaya h..

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Ek Bus Mein Ticket Rate The 50,70,100. Ek Aadmi Ne Pucha Jab Sab Seat Ek Si H To Fir Farq Ku. Conductor Bola Raste Mein Pata Chalega. Uss Aadmi Ne 50 Wala Ticket Le Liya. Bus Chali Or Aadhe Raste Mein Khrabh Ho Gayi. Tab Conductor Bola. 100 Rs Ticket Wale Baithe Raho 70 Wale Niche Utar Kar Khade Ho Jao. Or 5 Wale Jab Tak Bus Start Nahi Ho Jati Dhakka Lagate Raho.

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Santa in Lift..very funny hindi sms Girl : mehnga perfume laga k lift me ayi, or SANTA ko akad k boli Cobra perfume, Rs.6000.. 2nd girl ayi : Jasmeen perfume"Rs.7000 .. achanak lift ruk gayi or khuch smell aayi dono ladkiyon ne apna naak pakda Or SANTA ko dekhne Lagi.. SANTA with smile:- "Muli"14 Rupey Kilo..... Santa Madhosh m/ ladkia Behosh

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Santa Ke Lips Jale Hue Thay! Banta: Kaise Jale.? Santa: Wife Ko Railway Station Drop Karne Gaya Tha..! Banta: To.? Santa: Khusi Ke Mare, Train Ke Engine Ko Choom Liya.!!!

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एक बार संता और बंता समुद्र किनारे सैर कर रहे होते हैं, कि तभी अचानक बंता के दिमाग में एक सवाल आता है तो वह संता से पूछता है, "यार संता एक बात बता।" संता: हाँ बोल। बंता: जब हर आदमी को शादी करने के नुक्सान पता होते हैं, तो फिर भी वो शादी क्यों करता है? संता: अरे वो इस लिए कि मरने के बाद अगर उसकी आत्मा स्वर्ग जाए तो वो अच्छा महसूस करे और अगर नर्क जाए तो उसे घर जैसा महसूस हो।

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santa 2 doctor-apne kaha tha ki subah khelne se sehat thik rehti hai pr muje to koi fark nai pada? doctor-konsa game khelteho? santa-mobile mai snake wala

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Police: Hume Aapke Ghar Ki Talaashi Leni Hai, Suna Hai Aapke Ghar Me Visfotak Saamagri Hai..? Santa: Khabar To Bilkul Pakki Hai, Par Abhi Wo Maayke Gayi Hui Hai!

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Banta Cigratte pe 2 meter pipe laga kr pe raha tha. Santa : Tu pipe laga kar cig Q pe raha hai Banta: Doctor ne kaha, Cig-Bidi se dur rehna.

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santa:aaj meri bakri ne pehla anda diya hai! banta:bakri kaise anda de sakti hai? santa:Arre yaar maine apni murgika naam bakri rakha hai.

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Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya. Santa: Ye 3 mahine mein bacha kaise ho gaya? Biwi: Aapki shadi ko kitna time hua hai? Santa: 3 mahine. Biwi: Aur meri shadi ko? Santa: 3 mahine. Biwi: Aur bachcha kitne time baad hua? Santa: 3 mahine baad. Biwi: Total kitne mahine ho gaye? Santa: Ohh teri vakai, 9 mahine ho gaye! time ka pata hi nahi laga?

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Police:- "Humey pakki Khabar mili hai ki aapke Ghar mein visphotak samagri hai..!!" Santa~ "Sir khabar to ekdum pakki hai par Wo abhi Maikey gayi hai..!!"

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Santa- Are Yaar Ye Mobile To Mujhe Kangal Kar Dega Banta- Kyun? Santa- Baar Baar Dikhata Hai Battery Low Ab Tak 50 Battery Badal Chuka Hu :(

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Santa: Ladki dekhne gaya Ladki ka Baap: Beta Sharab pete ho.. Santa: Sharab to baad me penyge abi to sirf Chai chalege.

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Santa ka Padosi Mar Gaya, Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya ? Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi, Santa: Lo Batao, Kitni Lambi Umar Hai..!

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Santa ki tapsya se khush ho kar bhagwan bole: ‘VAR MANGO VATS’ Santa: Prabhu!! jaisa aap soch rahe hai mein vaisa nahi hu.. ‘MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE’

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IIT exam, Santa got 1 question. Prove Sin x = 6n Santa cancelled ‘n’ from both the sides. Then six=6 & wrote: “Kuch to standrd rakha karo IIT k ques ka”

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Banta: Ek white colour ka cöndöm dena.nonveg sms in hindi, santa banta nonveg sms Shopkeeper: White hi kyun? Banta: Padosan ka husband guzar gaya hai, afsos karne jaana hai.

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Santa: Miss kya Aap mujhey raat ko call.. kar rahi thi Miss: No Santa: Kamaal Hai Subha Jub main utha tou merey mobile pr likha tha Miss call :D

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