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  • Santa Introduces His Family :- 1.) Ye Meri Biwi GOOGLE KAUR Ek Sawal Pucho To Das Jawab Deti Hai 2) Ye Mera Beta FACEBOOK SINGH Ghar Ki Har Baat Poore Muhalle Tak Pahuchata Hai 3) Aur Ye Meri Beti TWITTER KAUR. Pura Muhalla Raat Din Ise Follow Karta Hai 4) Aur Main Hu santa urf ORKUT SINGH Ab Mujhe Koi Puchta Hi Nahi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Yaar Main apni Biwi Ko Bahut Jyada Pyaar Karta Hoo Tum ? Banta: Wo To Tumhari Wife Hai Main Kaise Pyaar Kar Sakta Hoo Waris ali*
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  • Santa: Should I Buy Tickets For My Children.? Conductor: Yes! Only If They Are Above 8. Santa: Thank God ,I Have Only 6 Children..!!
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  • Banta ke ghar ladka hua, par wo phir bhi dukhi tha? Kyon? Itne saalo baad, itni manato ke baad ladka hua wo bhi chhota sa...!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:Agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to.. Engineering College ki ladkiyan dikh jayegi Banta:Pir hath chod dena, To Medical College ki bhi dikh jayegi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa- Namukin Word Meri Dictionary Me Nahi Hai. Banta- To Pagle Dictionary Kharidne Se Pehle Dekhna Tha Na, Abb Chillane Ka Kya Fayada.
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  • Santa: sister muje 1 bottle blood de do. Nurse: Blood group bolo. Santa: koi b chalega. Nurse: kaise chalega? Santa: Girl friend ko Love Letter likhna hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • santa Juice ki Dukan par.. santa :-"Papa Kya koi aisi ulti Machine nahi hai , Jisme Juice dalo to Fal nikle?" . . . . . Papa- Hai na Beta, Tu Usi ka to Fal hai.. Jo smjha maro like vrna pogo dekho.. :P
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  • Santa: I got upper birth have not slept in nite. Banta: Y did not u try 2 xchange. Santa: There was nobody 2 xchange in lower birth.
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  • Banta Cigratte pe 2 meter pipe laga kr pe raha tha. Santa : Tu pipe laga kar cig Q pe raha hai Banta: Doctor ne kaha, Cig-Bidi se dur rehna.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Class Me Hans Raha Tha 1 Ladki Boli STaNd UP Kaun Ho Tum?? . . . Santa :- Tum Kaun Ho? . . . Ladki :- Mai MONITOR Hun. . . . . Santa :- Ha.ha.ha.ha.ha. Tere Din Gaye Pagali Ab Laptop Aur LCD Ka Zamana Hai ...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ne ek aadmi ko tamacha mar diya.? Aadmi: Mene kya galti ki ? Santa: Tum saale galti karo uske liye hum intezaar thodi karenge.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi? Girl: Tameez se baat karo. . . . . Santa: Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karoge?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ki Wife Apne Pati Se Pareshan Ho Kar, Swami Lunnacharya Ke Pass Gayi. Santa’s Wife: “Swami Ji, Mere Pati Roz Aadhi Raat Ko, Ghar Se Chale Jate Hai. Swami Ji: Isse Mein Aap Ki Samsya Samju, Ya Mere Liye Aap Ka Invitation?
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  • jabardast Joke.. Bnta to Snta..;)) Bnta:"Yaar Snta Maan lo ap bus me safar kr rhe ho..Apke pet me jabardast gas ban gyi h.. Itteffak se gana jor se baj rha h.. . Aur mauke ka fayda uthate hue aapne v bade smartly trick se gane ki dhun me dhun milate hue releas kr di.. . Aur kisi ko pta v nhi chla..:p jab aap utarne lage to aapne dekha sab aapko ghoor rhe h Aur achaanak aapko yaad aaya ki.. . . . . . . . Gana to aapne Headphone par Chalaya tha...:p:D :O :D
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  • Santa Nd Banta In A Football Stadium..
    Santa : Paji, Ye Log Ball Se Kya Kr Rhe Hai?
    Banta : Goal Kr Rhe Hain!!!
    Santa :"lekin Paji Ball To Pehle Se Gol Hai , Or Kitni Gol Krenge?"
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  • santa 2 doctor-apne kaha tha ki subah khelne se sehat thik rehti hai pr muje to koi fark nai pada? doctor-konsa game khelteho? santa-mobile mai snake wala
    • 10 years ago



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  • 2 Dost Salo Baad Mile. Pata Chala Dono Ki Shadi Ho Gai Hai. Santa: Kaisi Hai Teri Biwi. Banta: Swarg Ki Apsra Hai, Aur Teri Santa: Meri To Abhi Jinda Hai!!
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  • Santa: Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai. . . . . . . Banta: Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain.
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