Santa : pehle me apni biwi ko BA karwaunga fir MA, fir Phd karwaunga ,fir badhiya si naukri dilwaunga.
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Banta : fir acha sa rishta dekh k uski shaadi bhi krwa diyo :p :D
Santa: Yaar Banta Kon Se Cast Ke
Log Desh Ke Acche Nagrik Hote Hai ?
Banta: Yaar Baniye...
Santa: Wo Kaise...?
Banta: Yaar Har Jagha Likha Hota
Hai Desh Ke Acche Nagrik Baniye!
Santa,his wife with son and daugher went to a party..
he introduced his family to his friends saying.." I am Santa.. and this is Santnee
this is my kid and that is my kidney!!"
santa 2 doctor-apne kaha tha ki subah khelne se sehat thik rehti hai pr muje to koi fark nai pada?
doctor-konsa game khelteho?
santa-mobile mai snake wala
Today,Santa Was Lying On Beach,
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Amrican: R U Relaxing?
Santa:No I M Gopal Singh,
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Another Amrican: R U Relaxing?
Santa: No I M Gopal Singh
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Another Amrican: R U Relaxing?
Santa: No (Shouting) I M Gopal
Singh And
Left Tht Place In Anger.
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Then Santa Asks One American Lying Nearby,
R U Relaxing?
American: Yes.
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Santa Slaps Him&Says,
"Haramkhor Sab Tujhe Dhund
Rahey Hai Aur Tu Yaha Pada Hai!:D
3 Boys proposing to 3 Girls
1= Tu meri Laila, te main tera Majnu.
2= Main tera Ranja, te tu meri Heer.
3= (SANTA) Tu meri Zaara, te main tera VEER....!
Daru ki vajah se Barbad Sharabi
engineer ne Kasam
li aur ghar se Daru ki khali bottles
fekne laga
1st fekte bola- Teri vajah seMeri
Naukri gayi
2nd fekte bola- Teri vajah se Mera
Ghar bika
3rd fekte bola- Teri vajah se Meri Biwi
chali gayi
4th uthai to vo bhari hui nikli toh bola-
Tu Side me
hoja pagli, Tu to bekasur hai...;-)
Ek Like toh banta boss
4 d first time introducing
intelligent santa..
Santa: ye kela kitne ka hain?
Salesman: Rs 1
Santa:60ps mein dega.
slsman:60ps mein sirf chilka
dunga.
Santa:le 40ps, kela de
Jailer- faasi se pehel kisse miloge?
Santa-biwi se
Jailer- maa baap se nehi
Santa- maa baap to agla jnm lete hai mil jayenge
Biwi ke liye sala phir 25 sala wait karna padega !!!
Ek Baar Santa Ka Dost Musibat Mein Tha Wo Santa Se Ye Baat Share Karte Hue Kahta Hai.
Dost Bola: “Yaar Musibat Ke Waqt Gadhe Ko Bhi Baap Banana Padta Hai”
Santa: “Wah Yaar Badi Himmat Hai Jo Teri Mummy Maan Bhi Jati Hai“