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  • संता: यार तूने तो कहा था कि यहाँ घुटने तक पानी है, लेकिन मैं तो डूबने वाला था? बंता: बात ये है कि मैं भी यहाँ नया हूँ, मैंने सुबह बतखों को यहाँ तैरते देखा था, उनके तो घुटने तक ही पानी था।
    • 10 years ago



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  • JUDGE to Santa, Tumhara jurm sabit ho chuka he, kal tumhe Fansi pe chdhaya jayega. . . . Santa: Wo to thik he,lekin utara kab jayega...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Lady Dr- Tm roz subah clinic k bahar khade ho kr aurato ko kyu ghurte ho? Santa- Ji aap hi ne bahar likha ha-Aurato ko dekhne ka time 9-12!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta- Truck Dekhkar Darte Kyo Ho? . . . . . . Santa- Ek Truck Driver Meri Biwi Lekar Bhag Gaya, Darr Hai Wo Wapas Na Aa Jaye
    • 10 years ago



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  • latest sms jokes ‚‚ BANTA-tera history da paper kaisa hua ? SANTA-’bhout bura’, Saalo ne mere birth se B phale K question puch rakhe the.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:- Humne Ek Aisi Cheez Banayi Hai Jis Se Hum Diwar Ke Us Paar Dekh Sakte Hain, . . Angrez:- Wow ! Wo Kya Hai... ? . . . . Santa:- SURAAKH. HaHaHa.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Doctor : Santo Se 3 Tarah Ki Goliya Dete Hue Kaha, Lal Goli Subha, Pili Dophar, Aur Hari Raat Ko 3 Glass Pani Ke Sath Lena. Thik Ho Jaogi, Santo: Aakhir Mujhe Hua Kya H? Doctor: Kuch Nahi. Tum Pani Kam Peeti Ho.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher - Homework Kita ? Santa - Hanji, Kita! Teacher - Fill In The Blank 900 Chuhe Kha Ke Bili____chali Santa - 900 Chuhe Kha Ke Billi Holi Holi Chali Teacher - Oye Murkha Tenu Pata Nahi Ehda Ki Jawaab Hai. Santa - Tuhada Lehaaj Rakhya Hai, Tussi Mere Master Ho.. Nahi Ta 900 Chuhe Kha Ke Ta Billi Hil V Nahi Sakdi, Main Ta Fer Vi Holi Holi Turaa Diti.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Tamilian Calls Up Santa & Says: Tamil TheriMaa?? (Meaning: Do U Know Tamil?) Santa Gets Angry & Replies: Hindi Tera Baap!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Bank me khata kholne gaya… Form me 1 sawal tha- ‘Is Bank me Khata kholne ki vajah?’ Santa ne likha,”Aapki Khubsurat Cashier”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta ne Gadhe par College javno Shokh. Thoda verso pa6hi banta ne ekalu jaavu padyu. Pu6ho Kem? Karan Ke, Gadha Graduate thai gayu.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Banta Swimming Pool Me Naha Rahe the. Santa Dubne Laga, to us ne Banta Ki Lulli Pakad Li. Banta: Bhosdike Tairna Seekh, Ladki K sath Hota to dub Jata! *JuSt FrOm SkR*
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Dr. Sahab plastic surgery me kitna kharcha aayega? Dr: 50 hajar. Santa: Agar plastic hum de to. Dr: (Gusse Se) Saale pighla kar chipka bhi lena!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa jungle ke raste se ja raha tha. Tab uski najar ped pe latke hue sap pe padi. Santa :sirf Latakne se height nahi badhegi, mummy ko bolo complain pilaye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa On 60th Birthday: Banta: Ye Cake Pe Bulb Q Lagaya Hai? Santa: 60 Candles Lagane Me Mushkil Ho Rahi Thi. . . Isliye 60 Watt k Bulb Laga Diya.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:Train me raat bhar nind nhi ayi, upr ki seat mili thi, garmi bahut thi. Banta:To xchnge krna tha Santa:Kisse krta? Niche ki seat pe koi aya hi nahi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa aap ko kabhi kisi se pyar hua he Banta-Ha,par wo manti hi nhi S- Kya kehti h? B- Kehti hai I LuV U 2 pata nhi sala ye dusra kon hai
    • 10 years ago



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