Santa apni gf k gar pe rat me milne gya .
Santa - chalo ab hum thoda pyar kar lete h .
Gf -nhi .meri ma dekh legi .
Santa -nhi dekh sakegi .meri jimmedari hai . Meri jimmedari hai.
(gf ki ma jag jati h or ladki ki pitai karne lagti h )
santa - meri koi jimmedari nhi h .
1 aadmi chabi se apna kaan khuja raha tha
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Santa use dekh raha tha
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Kuch der bad bola- Bhai sahb agr app start nahi ho rahe ho to dhakka lagadu....
Santa court mein judge se:
Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui,
meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate
hue dekh lia he!
Judge: to tum kya chahte ho?
Santa: Badla.
Santa to Banta: Tum apni biwi ko kya naam se bulate ho?
Banta: Google darling.
Santa: Why such a strange name?
Banta: Ek sawal karo, 100 jawab deti hai!
Jeeto: Nai Car Aur Nai Pati Mein Koi Antar Nahi Hai. Dono Hi Sirf 2-3 Saal Theek Thaak Chalte Hein!
Santa: Puraani Car Aur Puraani Patni Mein Bhi Koi Antar Nahi Hai. Dono Hi Faltu Aawaaz Buhut Karte Hein!
Santa toilet gaya to diwar per likha tha, "duniya chaand per phuch gai hai, aur tum yaha baitho ho?"
Santa ne likh diya,
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"bas ye kerke, me bhi jaa rhaa hun."
Santa was weeping at a grave, "Why did you die?
Why did you die? Your death ruined my life."
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Banta: For whom do you mourn so deeply?
A child? A parent? Wife? or Girlfriend ?
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Santa: My wifes first husband.
Teacher- itne din se kaha they.
santa-sir birdflu tha.
Teacher- ye bimaari to birds me hoti hai.
Sta- saale tune insan hi kab samjha roz to murga bana deta hai.
Santa 500 Ke Note Pe Likha Number
Dial Kar Rha Tha,
Banta: Ye Tum Kya Kar Rhe Ho..?
Santa: Yaar Main Dekh Rha Hoon
Gandhi Ji To Chale Gye Par
Unka Mobile Kise Ke Paas Hai!