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  • :: Santa Banta Funny SMS :: SANTA ki 1 tang ki haddi toot gayi Hospital gaya to waha 1 admi ki dono tange tooti dekhkar bola "Kya aapki 2 biwiyan he"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta- Truck Dekhkar Darte Kyo Ho? . . . . . . Santa- Ek Truck Driver Meri Biwi Lekar Bhag Gaya, Darr Hai Wo Wapas Na Aa Jaye
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****. Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ke ghar Ladki ne janam liya.. Banta: jab ladki badi hogi to ladke ise chedenge. Santa: Maine iska intejaam kar liye hai. Banta: kya kiya? Santa: Ladki ka naam DIDI rakh diya hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump sees a board Don”t use Mobile Here, he Picks his Mobile Phone, Calls everyone from his phone & says DON”T CALL ME NOW.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ka Sir Phat Gya. Doctor: Ye kaise Hua? Santa: Main Chappal Se Keel Thok Raha Tha. Mujhe 1 Admi Bola - Gadhe Kabhi KHOPDI Ka Bhi Istemal Kar Liya Kar..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa To Banta.. Santa-: Mere Mama Ne Mujhse Choti Si Baat Pe Rishta Tod Diya.. . . Banta-: Kyu..?? Kya Kaha Unhone..? . . . Santa-: Unhone Kaha . . . . . . Mungfali Me Dana Nahi, Hum Tumhare Mama Nahi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls. Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, “what a shot you made!”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Banta Se, Santa: Mere Teen Bete Engineer Ban Gye Magr Ek Beta Daku Ban Gya, Banta: To Use Ghar Se Nikaal Do, Santa: Yehi To Problam Hai Kamakar To Whi Laa Rha Hai..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife Bathroom Se Naha Ke Nikli To Santa Use Ghur Raha Tha! Wife Romantic Hokar: Kuch Karne Ka Irada Hai Kya? Santa 2 Thappad Maar Ke Bola: Mere Garm Pani Se Kyu Nahayi!! By -nripendebnath
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ne underwear dho k padosan ki salwar k pass sukhne dal di Aur aawaz di- Bhabhi jab tum salwar utaro mujhe awaz de dena. Main bhi underwear utaar lunga.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife: Mein Tumhare Bache Ki Maa Banne Wali Hoon... Santa : Pareshan Ho Kar Bolta Hai. Lekin Mera To Koi Bacha Hai Hi Nahi...!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai! Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai. Santa: Kya naam hai uska? Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: I’ve Been Sending E-mails To William Shakespare… Banta: William Shakespare Is Dead, Stupid… Santa: No Wonder He Hasn’t Replied As Well
    • 10 years ago



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  • Anil ambani:- Agar Me Subah Apni Car Me Niklu To Sham Tak Apni Aadhi Zameen Bhi Nahi Dekh Skta.... Santa:- Hamare Paas Bhi Pehle Aisi Hi "Khataara Car" Thi...
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Car ki Nilami ho rhi thi 10lakh, 20lakh, 30lakh, Santa: Is Khatara me Aisa Kya h.? Seller: Iske 10 Acidents Hue hain Har Bar Sirf Biwi Mari hai. ‘ ‘ ‘ Santa: iski ma ki aankh 1 Crore.
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता अपने लिए लड़की देखने गया। लड़की के बाप ने पूछा- बेटा, शराब पीते हो? संता- शराब फिर कभी सही अभी तो सिर्फ चाय चलेगी !!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Dodh wale ki Shop pe jata hai, aur kehta hai. Santa-TUmHari shop ka Dodh kharab hai, Sarabat mai Dala fat gaya Dodh Wale ne Hairani se Poocha, Konse Sarbat main dala Tha? Santa-Nimboo Pani Main..:P
    • 10 years ago



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  • Once Banta got a party invitation saying..... Black tie only !At the party, Banta was very shocked 2 see other people wearing suits also !!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pappu santa se.. yr kal mai apne gf ko msg kr rha tha.. To banta mujhe kbse dekh rha tha...fir mai 5 mint k liye bathroom gya to... Banta ne mere mobil se meri ka no. Le liya or use romantic sms krne lga... Santa-to tune kuch nhi kiya... Pappu-mai kya kru wo pagal kal raat se apni behn ko hi msg kr rha h
    • 10 years ago



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