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  • Santa:- Oye Tune Apni Sagai Kyun tod Di? . . PAPPU: Are Us Ka Koi Boyfriend Nhi Tha.... . Santa: Toh..? . . . . . PAPPU: toh, Jo Aaj Tak Kisi Ki Na Ho Saki Wo Meri Kya Hogi...:P :-D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Mery dada ny 1857 ke jang main dushman ki tangain kaat di thi. Banta: Gardanien q nai katin? Santa: Wo pehly he kati hui thin..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl: Suna Hai Is Ghar Me Bhoot- Pret Rahte Hai? Santa: Pata Nai, Me To 7 Saal Pehle Hi Mar Gaya Tha Moral- Santa Ko Marne K Baad Bhi Akal Nahi Aayi
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता साइकिल पर बाजार जा रहा था।रास्ते में उसने एक लड़की को टक्कर मार दी। लड़की चिल्लाई – घण्टी नहीं मार सकता था क्या ……. ? संता रुआंसा होकर बोला – पूरी साइकिल तो मार दी, अब घण्टी क्या अलग से मारूं ….?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Yaar Main apni Biwi Ko Bahut Jyada Pyaar Karta Hoo Tum ? Banta: Wo To Tumhari Wife Hai Main Kaise Pyaar Kar Sakta Hoo Waris ali*
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa to Autodriver : Gurudware Jaoge? Driver : Haan bilkul jaunga? Santa ne jeb se polythin nikala aur bola : Wapas aana to mere liye langar le aana!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta chabi se apna kaan khuja raha tha. Santa use ghur ke dekh raha tha, kuch der baad bola Arre Banta, agar tu start nahi ho raha hai,to dhakka lagau?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Dials a Number.. A girl received Santa: Hello Kaun? Girl: Main Seeta Santa: O teri!! Ye to Ayodhya Lag Gaya.. Sorry “MAATE”..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: Which animal flies in the air, but gives birth to young ones on land? Santa (excited for the first time because he knows the answer) Santa: AIRHOSTESS!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Apni Girlfriend Ko Lekar Ghar Aaya! Use Bistar Par Baithaya, Sab Darwaze Khidki Band Kar Di, Aur Light Bhi Band Karke Apni Girlfriend Ke Pass Aaya, Aur Bola: Ye Dekho Meri Watch Mein Light Jalti Hain.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:- Agar "Teri "Bivi Ko "Bhootni Lipat Jaye,To Tu Kaya Karega? Banta:- Mujhe "Kaya Karna! Ye Do "Behno" Ka" Aapsi "Mamla"Hai:-"
    • 10 years ago



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  • banta- week mai ek baar meri patni se mera jhagda jarur hota hai. aur apka? santa- mera mahine baad hota hai, kyuki mujhe salary mahine baad milti hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • -:Pappu :- Kamine film dekhne ja rahe ho....@papa . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . -:Santa:- chhake ki aulad ka trailr dekhne ja raha hun @BetA
    • 10 years ago



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  • SANTA : YAAR MERI BIWI MERE DOST KE SAATH BHAG GAYI BANTA : BAHUT YAAD ATI HOGI USKI FIR SANTA : HAAN YAAR BAHUT ACHA DOST THA MERA, BAHUT ACHA KAAM KIYA HAI USHNE.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Biwi: Jo Aadmi Roj Raat Ko Sharab Peekar Aata H,
    Uske Liye Mere Maan Mein Bilkul Bhi Hamdardi Nahi H.
    Pati: Jise Roj Sharab Pine Ko Milti Ho,
    Use Kisi Ki Hamdardi Ki Jarurat Nahi Hoti.
    :grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning:
    • 10 years ago



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  • History ke teacher ne pucha kalidas ka ek bhai jhuta banata tha. Uska naam kya tha? Santa ne bahut socha aur jawab me bola Adidas
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:Train me raat bhar nind nhi ayi, upr ki seat mili thi, garmi bahut thi. Banta:To xchnge krna tha Santa:Kisse krta? Niche ki seat pe koi aya hi nahi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pappu ki roti par se chuha gujar gaya Pappu: Ab mein ye roti nahi khaunga Santa: Kha le beta chuhe ne kon si chapplen pahni hui thi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta Cigratte Pe 2 Metre Pipe Laga Kr Pe Raha Tha. Santa : Tu Pipe Laga Kar Cig Q Pe Raha Hai Banta : Doctor Ne Kaha, Cigaret-bidi Se Dur Rehna.
    • 10 years ago



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