शादी के कुछ दिन बाद संता अपने दोस्त बंता को बता रहा था।
संता- मेरी बीवी इतना मजाक करती है की क्या बताऊं।
बंता- कैसे?
संता- कल मैंने उसकी आंखों पर हाथ रख कर पूछा मैं कौन? तो बोली दूध वाला..
Santa in Lift..very funny hindi sms
Girl : mehnga perfume laga k lift me ayi,
or
SANTA ko akad k boli Cobra perfume, Rs.6000..
2nd girl ayi : Jasmeen perfume"Rs.7000 ..
achanak lift ruk gayi or khuch smell aayi
dono ladkiyon ne apna naak pakda
Or
SANTA
ko dekhne Lagi..
SANTA with smile:- "Muli"14 Rupey Kilo..... Santa Madhosh m/ ladkia Behosh
Santa: Yaar Banta Kon Se Cast Ke
Log Desh Ke Acche Nagrik Hote Hai ?
Banta: Yaar Baniye...
Santa: Wo Kaise...?
Banta: Yaar Har Jagha Likha Hota
Hai Desh Ke Acche Nagrik Baniye!
Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli to
Santa
use
ghur raha tha!
Wife romantic hokar:
Kuch karne ka irada hai kya?
.
Santa 2 thappad maar ke bola:
Mere garm pani se kyu nahayi!!
Kameenii !!!
=D
Santa: agar patni k pita ko sasur krhte hai to gf k pita ko kya kahenge?
Banta: agar woh apni beti ki shadi tmse karne ko raji ho gaye to sasur, nahi to assur..
Santa was weeping at a grave, "Why did you die?
Why did you die? Your death ruined my life."
.
Banta: For whom do you mourn so deeply?
A child? A parent? Wife? or Girlfriend ?
.
Santa: My wifes first husband.
Ghar Mein Kaam Kar Rahe Bijli Wale Ko. Mein Tumhe Pehle Samjha Rahi Hu. Ek Ghante Mein Mera Pati Ghar Aa Jayega. Lekin Madam: Mein To Kuch Bhi Nahi Kar Raha Hu, Aadmi Ghabrakar Bola. Esliye To Tumhe Bata Rai Ho. :heart::heart::heartpulse::heart::heart:
Bus Accident
Man Crying: Mera hath kat gaya.
Bahut dard ho raha hai.
Santa: Abey chup baith.
Wo dekh uska gala kat gaya,
Fir bhi chup-chaap pada hai..!!