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  • Santa Ne Car Se 4Logo Ko Daba Diya Judge-Tumne Sarab V Nai Pi Thi Fir V Ye Q kiya? Santa-Sir IDEA Walo Ne Kha Tha Ki Is Gaane K Liye 4Dabaye
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl to Santa: Kya shaadi ke baad bhi tum mujhe itna pyaar karoge.? Banta: kyon nahin..? Main to diwana hoon shaadi shuda aurton ka!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl:Suna h is ghar me bhoot-pret rhte h? Santa: Pata ni, me to 7 sal pehle hi mar gaya tha MORAL- Santa ko marne k bad b akal nhi Aayi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Biwi: Jo Aadmi Roj Raat Ko Sharab Peekar Aata H,
    Uske Liye Mere Maan Mein Bilkul Bhi Hamdardi Nahi H.
    Pati: Jise Roj Sharab Pine Ko Milti Ho,
    Use Kisi Ki Hamdardi Ki Jarurat Nahi Hoti.
    :grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Bus Mein Ticket Rate The 50,70,100. Ek Aadmi Ne Pucha Jab Sab Seat Ek Si H To Fir Farq Ku. Conductor Bola Raste Mein Pata Chalega. Uss Aadmi Ne 50 Wala Ticket Le Liya. Bus Chali Or Aadhe Raste Mein Khrabh Ho Gayi. Tab Conductor Bola. 100 Rs Ticket Wale Baithe Raho 70 Wale Niche Utar Kar Khade Ho Jao. Or 5 Wale Jab Tak Bus Start Nahi Ho Jati Dhakka Lagate Raho.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:Tuje Pata Hai,Log Muje BHAGWAN Mante Hain Banta: Kaise? Santa: Jab Bhi Mai Kahin Jata Hu Woh Kehte Hain "Hey Bhagwan! Tu Fir Aa Gya
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Sitting On Roadside, Banta Asks Y R U Wasting Time? Santa:Im Taking Revenge. Banta:How? Santa:Waqt Ne Mujhe Barbad Kia He,Ab Mein Waqt Brbad Kar Raha Hu…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Walking On Road. Samne Gobar Pada Tha! Santa Ne Jhuk Kr Ungli Dal Kr Taste Kia Aur Bola Oh! Ye To Gobar h,Shukr h Mera Pair Nai Pada
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question - Interviewer – Who killed Gandhiji ? Santa – Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher to SANTA : Tumne Home work Q nahi kiya…? . . . . . . . . Deadly answr given by SANTA : Sir kyuki hum to “hostel” me rahte hai…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bhikhari: Bhagwan ke naam par kuch de do sahab Santa: chutta nahi hai Bhikhari: Koi baat nahi sunny leon ka video dikha do saab 1 rupaye wala
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kaun Kitna Kanjoos Hai Iss Baat Ko Lekar Santa Aur Banta Ke Beech Behas Ho Rahi Thi. . . . . Banta: “ Main Itna Kanjoos Hoon Ke Apne Honeymoon ParAkela Hi Chala Gaya Aur Apne Paise Bachaye.. :D . . . . . Santa: “ Arrey Ye Bhi Koi Kanjoosi Hui, Meri Sun, Maine Apni Biwi Ko Apne Dost Ke Sath Bejh Diya Aur Poore Paise Bachaye...
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Girl Fasi Laga Rhi Thi Santa Ne Window Se Dekha Socho Santa kya Bola Hoga? Sirf Latkne Se Height NaI Bdhegi Mumy ko Bolo COMPLAN Pilaye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • SANTA:maine apni beti ka shaadi sirf 1500rs mein kiya. BANTA:woh kaise? SANTA:maine use 1500 ka ek mobile dilaaya. usne love marriage kar li..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ne ~ F A M O U S ~ T A T T O O ~ S H O P ~ me Girlfriend ka naam apne haath par likhwaya "Latest Tattoo Designs" me. Ghar aane ke baad jor jor se rone laga, Banta: kyun rorahe ho? Santa: Abey, Girlfriend ki spelling galat ho gaye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • SANTA: Yaar, Meri dur ki nazar kharab he, chasma lena padega. . BANTA: Wo kya chamak raha hai? SANTA: Suraj BANTA: Sale, aur kitna dur dekhega..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa to Banta - tumko kisi se pyar hua hai ? Banta - haa yaar par vo manti hi nahi, Kyu kya kaheti he, Kaheti hai "I love u 2" Pata nahi sala ye dusra kon hai...........very funny
    • 10 years ago



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  • Police: Car Gas Par Hai Santa: Nahi Sir Police: Petrol Par Santa: Nahi Sir Police: Diesel Par Santa: Nahi Sir Police: Phir Kis Par Hai Santa: Installment Par Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya. Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi. Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi? Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi..
    • 10 years ago



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