Santa Banta Jokes

Santa:- Ager "Bivi Ko "Bhootni Lipat Jaye, To Tu Kya Karega ? . . Banta:- Mujhe"Kya Karna ! Ye Do "Behno"Ka" Aapsi "Mamla" hai.:-

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Girl: Will u marry me? Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se

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Santa ne ~ F A M O U S ~ T A T T O O ~ S H O P ~ me Girlfriend ka naam apne haath par likhwaya "Latest Tattoo Designs" me. Ghar aane ke baad jor jor se rone laga, Banta: kyun rorahe ho? Santa: Abey, Girlfriend ki spelling galat ho gaye.

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Santa 100 ke note par likha number dial kar raha tha. Banta ne poocha: Yeh tu kya kar raha hai? Santa: Dekh raha hoon, Gandhiji to chale gaye, par unka mobile kiske paas hai.

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Salesman – Sir, cockroach ke liye powder loge kya? Santa – Nahi..Nahi! hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte! Aaj powder denge to kal DEO mangega…

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~.~ santa banta short jokes ~.~ santa:aaj meri bakri ne pehla anda diya hai! banta:bakri kaise anda de sakti hai? santa:Arre yaar maine apni murgi ka naam bakri rakha hai

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Our Santa has complaint withFacebook Dear facebook! Whenever I add a Girl, You always ask me "Do you knowher? I just want to ask Behan lagti hay wo teri? ¥@

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Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg? . . . . . . . O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!

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SANTA kadhai leke bich raaste khana pakane baitha. Kadhai khali dekh k logo ne pucha saNTAJI kya bana rahe ho? saNTA bola, Sabko bewakoof bana raha hoon.

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Santa.Auto Wale_Se-Kyu Bhai Hanuman Mandir Jaoge Auto Wala - Ha. Santa- To Phir Aate Samay Parsad lete Aana.

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संता (नौकर से) – ज़रा देख तो बाहर सूरज निकला या नहीं ?

नौकर – बाहर तो अँधेरा है !

संता – अरे तो टॉर्च जलाकर देख ले कामचोर !

:laughing::grin::smiley::grinning::laughing:

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Patni (santa se) pahle kyu nahi btaya ki… tumhari pahli shadi rani se ho rakhi hai. Santa: maine kha to tha ki… shadi ke bad tumhai rani ki tarh rakunga!

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Santa Police Se: Kal Raat Chor Mere Ghar Se TV Ke Ilaava Sab Samaan Le Gaye Police:TV Kyon Nahi Legaya!? Santa:TV To Me Dekh Raha Tha

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Santa: Apni Biwi Se Santo Jo Tu Padh Rahi H Na Wo Newspaper Ulta H. Santo: Santa Ji Kisne Kaha Mein Padh Rahi Hu Mein To Sirf Photo Dekh Rahi Hu

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Teacher- jo mere sawal ka sahi jawab dega wo ghar ja sakta hai. Ussi waqt santa ne apna bag bahar fek diya. Teacher- wo bag kisne feka? Santa- maine..ab main ghar jau???

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Santa: Yaar Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nahi Nikalta? yeda: Kya Pata Nikalta Bhi Ho, Andhera Itna Hota Hai Ki Dikhai Kuch Nahi Deta..

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Santa ke gao me nadi pe bridge banaya gaya. Builder: Bahut achcha ho gya! Santa: Haan ji Pehle dhoop me tair k nadi paar krte the Ab chhav rahegi

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Santa Police se: Kal rat chor mere ghar se TV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gaye Police:TV kyon nahi legaya?? Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye..

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Mam- Aisi Chiz Ka Naam Batao Jo Ek Baar Upar Jaati Hai To Niche Nahi Aati Bahut Sochne Ke Baad Santa Bola- . . Miss, Insaan Ki Umar

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Santa and teachar tea:chor chori kar ke bhag gaya is ka future tense batavo clever santa : (shoch ke) kal chor jail jaye ga.

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