Bhikari: kuch khane ko Dedo.
SANTA - TAMATAR KHAO
Bikari - roti dedo
Santa - TAMATAR KHAO
Bikari -l ao tamatar hi do
Santa ki Mumy - ye totla h,keh rha h,
KAMAKAR khao.
:: Best santa banta jokes in Hindi ::
Santa- tumne itne chhote-Chhote baal Q katwaye?
Banta- naai ke paas 3 rupye khulle nahin the, to main bola 3 rupay ke aur kaat de.....
Maine Ek Naya Drink Bnaya H.
Yeh Dudh, Gulocose Aur Sharab Ko Mix Karke Bana H.
Dudh Aapko Shakti Deta H, Glucose Apme Furtilapan Lata H.
Aur Sharab….?
Sharab Tumhe Yeh Btati H Ki Tumhe Apni Shakti Aur Furti Kaha Paryog Karni H.
Santa Banta ne Hindi ka home work nahi kiya tha…
Hindi teacher ne unko ped par ulta latakne ki saza di.
Thodi der latakne ke baad Santa neeche gir gaya.
Hindi Teacher: Thak gaye kya?
Santa: Nahi pakk gaya..!!
isliye gir gaya.
SNTA-Aisi Chiz Ka Nam Bta Jo Laal Ho Aur Trin Trin Krti Ho
BNTA-Telephone
Santa-Galat
Banta-To Fir
Santa-TAMATAR,Trin Trin To Confuse Krne K Lie Bola tha
Santa: Dr Mai Subah 9 Baje Utha hu to Mujhe Sans Lene me Taklif hoti h
Dr- Beta Jaldi Utha kro Kyoki Sari Oxygen to Baba Ramdev aur unke Chele Khich Lete hai:)
SANTA PAPER DENE GYA ..
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OR APNE SATH PALAMBER KO BHI LEY GYA
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KYO...?????
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KYO KI USNE SUNA THA KI PAPER LEEK HO GYA H..... :-D
Building Ki 50vi Manjil Pe Lakdi Ka Kaam Chal Raha Tha.
Ek Aadmi Bhaaga Bhaaga Aya Aur Chilla Ke Bola Santa Tera Beta Accident Mein Mar Gaya.
Ye Sunte Hi Santa Ne 50vi Manjil Se Jump Maar Di
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35 Manjil Pe Jake Use Ehsas Hua : Arey, Mera To Koi Beta Hi Nahi Hai
20 Manjil Tak Pahunchte-Pahunchte Use Khayal Aaya : Meri To Abhi Shaadi Hi Nahi Hui
Teesri Manjil Tak Pahunch Ke Uske Muh Se Nikla :
Shit, Main To Banta Hoon... :D
Santa Singh while riding a cycle suddenly hit a girl!
The girl shouted: Ghanti nahi maar sakta tha!!
Santa: Poori cycle to maar di ab ghanti alag se maroon??!!