Santa Banta Jokes

SANTA went to court JUDGE: ”Order ! Order !” SANTA: ”1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !” JUDGE: ”Shut Up !” SANTA:”No,No..7-Up!

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:§:: Santa Banta Short Jokes ::§:: Santa: maine apki dukan se murgi dana kharida tha DUKANDAR: to kya usme koi kharabi nikli Santa:mahina ho gya muje khet me boye ab tak murgi nhi ugi

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Santa: Yaar mai toh Mushkil me pad gaya. Banta: Kaise? Santa: Biwi make up kare to kharcha bardasht nahi hota aur make up na kare to biwi bardasht nahi hoti

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Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai. Gangubai: Kaun ? Santa: Main ! Gangubai: Main kaun? Santa: Tu Gangubai

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Santa Sharab Pikar Sadhu Se Takra Gya Sadhu Gusse Me- Aye Murkh Me Tujhe SHRAAP Deta Hu Santa-Rukiye Maharaj Me Glas Leke Ata hu

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Santa was weeping at a grave, "Why did you die? Why did you die? Your death ruined my life." . Banta: For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent? Wife? or Girlfriend ? . Santa: My wifes first husband.

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Ek bar santa bank mein paise jama karne gaya. Officer-ye note fata hai dusra do. Rajesh-main apne account mein jama kar raha hu; fata karu ya naya karu aapko kya matlab hai.

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Santa ke lips jale hue the Banta: Kaise jale Santa: Wife ko railway steation drop krne gaya tha. Banta: To? Santa: Khushi ke mare. Train ke engine ko choom liya.

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Santa To Banta Hum Dono Me Kya Rishta He Bnta- Jo Besan Or PaKode Ka He Santa-Wo Kese Banta-QkI Jab Besan SANTA Hai Tabhi To PaKoda BANTA He.

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:: Best santa banta jokes in Hindi :: Santa- tumne itne chhote-Chhote baal Q katwaye? Banta- naai ke paas 3 rupye khulle nahin the, to main bola 3 rupay ke aur kaat de.....

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Ek Fauji Jab Ladai Mein Apne Karname Ki,
Deeng Haak Chukka To Uska Dost Bola.
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Ek Baat Samjh Mein Nahi Aayi.
Ki Tumhare Hote Hue Puri Bataliyan
Ko Ladai Mein Jane Ki Kya Jarurat Thi.
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Santa:Kam walii shanti koh bulao kya…..! Wife:Kyn .??? Santa:Doctor ne kaha hai, raat mai dawa khne k bad shanti k sath soo jaana….!

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Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai. Banta- to isme prob kya hai? Santa-pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi.

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Santa ka Padosi Mar Gaya, Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya ? Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi, Santa: Lo Batao, Kitni Lambi Umar Hai..!

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Ek baar 1Train achanakpatri se utar gayi, Khetonmein idhar udhar jaane lagi aur fir wapas patri par aa gayi. Railway walon ne enquiry bithai driver Santa pe. Puchhaki kya hua. Santa:Ek aadmi patri par khadatha aur hat hi nahi raha tha. Officer:Santa- Pagal ho kya? 1admi ke liye tumnesare passengerski zindagi jokhim mein daal di? Us 1 aadmi ko kuchal denatha!!! Santa:Main wahi to karnejaa raha tha ki achanakwo patri se utar karkhetonmein idhar udhar bhagne laga...

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Bhikhari: Bhagwan ke naam par kuch de do sahab Santa: chutta nahi hai Bhikhari: Koi baat nahi sunny leon ka video dikha do saab 1 rupaye wala

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Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho. Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu. Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai. Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata.

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Santa ki chatri main sorakh tha Banta: chatri me sorakh kyun? Santa: oye bewaqof barishruk jayegi to pata kaise chaly ga

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Santa 2 Banta: Santa- Maine Pichle 20 Saalo Me 1 Baat Note Ki Hai !! Banta: Wo Kya? Santa: Saala Jab Bhi Faatak Band Hote Hai Tab Train Jaroor Aati Hai.

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Santa : Tum bike itni tez q chala rahe ho ? Banta : Ye letter urgent dena hai Santa : Kaha ? Banta : Address padhne ka time nahi hai. Santa : Ok go fast...! Anur

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