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  • Santa and banta jungle mein, samne aaya sher… Banta ne sher ki aakhon main mitti phenki, aur bhaagne lagaa aur santa ko bhi bhaagne ko kahaa. Santa : Main kyu bhagu, mitti to tune phenki hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Give Me An Idea To Become Poor Banta: Make A Hindi Film With Himesh As Hero .. Santa: I Asked Idea To Become Poor Not A Beggar .. ;->
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa to Autodriver : Gurudware Jaoge? Driver : Haan bilkul jaunga? Santa ne jeb se polythin nikala aur bola : Wapas aana to mere liye langar le aana!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa :Judge Sahab, Mujhe Talaq Chahiye Pichhle Ek Saal Se Meri Biwi Ne Mujhse Baat Nahi Ki. Judge :Ek Baar Firse Sochle, Aisi Biwi Kismat Se Milti Hai !!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Phone Pe Itni Dhimi Aawaz Me Kisse Baat Kar Rahe Ho.? Banta: Bahan Hai. Santa: To Fir Itni Dhimi Aawaz Me Kish Liye.? Banta: Teri Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa film Director: U have 2 jump in 2a swimng pool frm a 100ft.. Actor: But i dont know swimng sir.. Santa: don’t worry there iS no water.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Snta-Ye Nya Mobile Kab Liya? Bnta-Liya Nai..Gf Ka Uthaya H Snta-Q? Bnta-Wo Roz Kahti K Tum Mera Phon Nhi Uthate.. Aaj Mauka Dekh K Utha Liya.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge? Santa: Biwi Se Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi Santa: Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!
    • 10 years ago



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  • डॉक्टर- आपकी एक किडनी फेल हो गयी है.. रामू- पहले तो बहुत रोया फिर आंसू पोछते हुए बोला कितने नंबर से।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bhikhari: Bhagwan ke naam par kuch de do sahab Santa: chutta nahi hai Bhikhari: Koi baat nahi sunny leon ka video dikha do saab 1 rupaye wala
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Jaise He Offce Se Ghar Lota, Darling Rote Hue Boli Darling: “Aji Sunte Ho, Aj Ghar Mein 3 Daku Aaye The Aur Unone Meri Izzat Lut Li” Santa Guse Mein Akar Bola: “To Tune Unko Roka Kyu Nahi?” Darling Udas Hote Hue: “Bada Roka Tha Ji Unko, Par Vo Ruke Nahi, Bole Abhi Hume Jane Do, Hum Fir Dobara Aa Jayenge“
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa to Banta: I have One Good News One Bad News. Good News is That:Meri biwi ka ACCEDENT ho gaya. Banta: Aur Bad News? Santa: Woh ek SAPNA tha. :-(
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sir: muhavre ka istemal karo… "Muh me pani aana" Santa: jaise hi maine nal ko Muh laga k nal chalu kiya, mere muh me pani aa gaya..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek admi khade-khade chaabi se apna kaan khujla raha tha Santa use gaur se dekhte hue bola- Bhaisahab, aap start nahi ho rahe to dhakka lagau.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Patni Ke Marne Ke Baad Uske Chita:fire: Ke Pass Akela Baitha Tha,
    Tabhi Tej Aandhi:cloud_tornado: Ke Sath Bearish :cloud_rain:Hone Lagi,
    Pati Ne Uthkar Khidki Band Kar Li Tabhi Bijli:thunder_cloud_rain: Kadakne Ki Awaaj Aayi,
    Pati Ne Khidki Khoil Or Aasman Ke Taraf Dektehe Hue.
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    Lagta H Upar Pachuch Gayi.
    :smiley::smiley:
    • 10 years ago



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  • SANTA OR RAILAY TT. Train chali santa ek dibbe mein chad gaya. TT. Bola- najar nahi aata ye ladig dibba hai. SANTA- Sorry ji muje laga aap mard ho.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ek Mobile Bechane Wale Se Larai Kar Raha Tha. Logon Ne Puchha Kya Huva Santa: Mene Mobile Kharida To Bola Tha Mobile Me Lock Bhi H, Ab Ye Tala, Chhabi Kuch Nahi De Raha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan? Banta: Gold ring de de. Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar. Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.
    • 10 years ago



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