Santa Khudkushi par speech de raha tha
Khudkushi Paap hai
Zulm hai Gunah hai
Buzdili hai Pagalpan hai
khudkushi krne se behtar hai insan khud ko
Goli maarle!
Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?
Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am.
Santa: Aise Jeevan Se To Accha H Mein Marr Jaun,
Bhagwan Tu Mujhe Utha Le.
Santo: Hey Prabhu! Inse Pehle Mujhe Utha Le
Santa: Parbhu! Tu Isi Ki Sun, Mein Apni Arji Wapas Leta Hu.
Patni (santa se) pahle kyu nahi btaya ki…
tumhari pahli shadi rani se ho rakhi hai.
Santa: maine kha to tha ki…
shadi ke bad tumhai rani ki tarh rakunga!
Our Santa has complaint withFacebook
Dear facebook!
Whenever I add a Girl,
You always ask me "Do you knowher?
I just want to ask
Behan lagti hay wo teri?
¥@
Santa ka Baap UK se Aya.. Baap- Teri MAA Kahan he ?? . . Santa- Padosi ke Saat Bhag Gayi…!! . . Baap- Tune Mujhe bataya kyu nahi ?? . . Santa – Socha Surprise dunga………..lolz…
Friend to santa:-
Yar tumhari dukan mithai ki h.
To kya tumhara dil nhi krta
Mithai khane ko.
Santa:- yaar.
Krta to bahot h.
Bt papa rsgule gin k jate h.
To..... Isliye.
Chus kr rkh deta hu.
Santa Radio Lekar Khet Me Potti Karne Gaya.
Banta: Aaj To Maje Se Ki Hogi?
Santa: Khak Maje Se Ki, Radio Pe Jan-
Gan-Man Aa Gaya. Khade Khade Karni Padi.
Santa apne papa ke sat ja raha tha
Us ka lali pop gir gaya,
To daidy ne kha beta chod do
Dosra lelegen
2 dinbad un ke sat us ki ma bhi
thi,
Ma gir gai to bete ne kha,
Daddy chod do dosri lelege.
2 Hijade ek shaadi ki badhai dene gaye.
Haye haye main to 1100 lungi.
Dusri Boli main to 2100 lungi.
Peeche se Santa bola Abey 2310 le lo usme FM bhi hai!!!
Faadu Santa
Doctor: Tumhare Kaan Kaise Jale?
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Santa: Main Kameez Istari Kar Raha
Tha,
Ke Phone Aa Gaya.
Maine Jaldi Mein Phone Ki Jagah
Istari Kaan Ko Laga Li
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Doctor: To Doosra Kaan Kaise Jala?
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Santa: Ab Ambulance Ko Bhi
Phone Karna Tha Na.
1 darzi logon k kapde lekar farar ho gaya.
koi kehta meri pant.
koi kehta meri shirt.
Santa bhi ro raha tha Logo ne pucha q ro rahe ho? Wo mera maap le gaya...