संता (बंता से)- आज मैंने अपनी बीवी को वाचमैन के साथ पिक्चर देखने जाते हुए देखा!
बंता (संता से)- तुम उनके पीछे नहीं गए?
संता- नहीं यार, दरअसल वो पिक्चर मेरी देखी हुई थी!!!
Santa - "why are all these people running?
Banta - "This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Santa - "If only the winner will get the cup, why are the others running?"
Sir-"Samundar Mein Nimbu ka Ped Ho To Tum Kaise Todoge?"
Santa-"Chidiya Bankar."
Sir-"Admi ko Chidiya Tera Baap banayega!"
Santa-"Samundar Mein Ped Aapk baap lagayega!"
Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya.
Santa: Ye 3 mahine mein bacha kaise ho gaya?
Biwi: Aapki shadi ko kitna time hua hai?
Santa: 3 mahine.
Biwi: Aur meri shadi ko?
Santa: 3 mahine.
Biwi: Aur bachcha kitne time baad hua?
Santa: 3 mahine baad.
Biwi: Total kitne mahine ho gaye?
Santa: Ohh teri vakai, 9 mahine ho gaye!
time ka pata hi nahi laga?
Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado
Santa aage nahin bda.
Bada Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade?
Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado,
mein 10ve number pe tha
1 wari santa di wife nu nyana hon wala sega.
santa apni wife nu lai k hospital gya te utthe ja k nurse nu boleya.
santa to nurse: je munda hoya ta kahi PASS, je kudi hoyi ta FAIL.
Opration to bad
Nurse:santa ji twadi CMPARTMNT aayi aa.
Santa: Yaar Banta Ye Shaadi
Ke Jode Kon Banta Hai..?
Banta: Aasmaan Me Bahgwan Bante Hai,
Santa: O Teri Yaar, Galti Ho Gye
Banta: Kyu..!
Santa: Main To Darji Ko De Aaya..!
Banta Cigratte Pe 2 Metre Pipe Laga Kr Pe Raha Tha.
Santa : Tu Pipe Laga Kar Cig Q Pe Raha Hai
Banta : Doctor Ne Kaha, Cigaret-bidi Se Dur Rehna.
By -R J vishal
Santa: Shirt Ke Liye Kapde Dikhaiye
Salesman: Plan Mein Dikhau
Santa: Nahi" Helicopter Mein Dikha
Saale
Bandar Ki aulad..
Sardar Hoon To Mazaak Udata Hai
Waris ali*