Jeeto: What Do U Think About
Our Love..?
Santa: Try To Count The Stars
In The Sky..
Jeeto: Wow, So Its Infinite..
Santa: No Baby,
Its A Waste Of Time..!
Santo Badi Pareshan Thi Jo Aata Tha Bache Usse Itrake Kehte The, Hum Minister Ke Bache H. To Santo Ne Unhe Samjhaya Aisa Mat Kaha Karo. Buri Baat H. Dusre Din Minister Ka Ek Dost Ghar Aaya: Bacho Se Laad Karte, Hue Unhone Pucha Kya Tum Minister Shahb Ke Bete Ho.? Ek Jhat Se Bola: Ji Hum To Yahi Samjate H Lekin Kal Hi Maa Ne Mana Kar Diya, Ki Hum Minister Sahab Ke Bache Nahi H, :smile::smile::smile::smile::smile:
Gadhe :cow2:Ka Bacha Badha Hokar Gadha:cow2: Banta H, Ullu Ka Ullu, Kutte:dog2: Ka Kutta:dog2:, Or Sher :lion_face:Ka Sher:lion_face:, Lekin Aadmi Me Ye Khass Baat H Ki, Wo Badha Hokar Ullu Bhi Ban Sakta H Kutta:dog2:, Gadha:cow2: Or Sher:lion_face: Bhi.
Santa,his wife with son and daugher went to a party..
he introduced his family to his friends saying.." I am Santa.. and this is Santnee
this is my kid and that is my kidney!!"
Santa Apni Girlfriend Se Phone Par Baatein Kar Raha Tha.
Girlfriend: “Mujhe Iss Valentine Par Kya De Rahe Ho?”
Santa: “Jaanu, Main Tumhe Diamond Ring La Dunga, Car, Bangla Sab La Dunga.”
Girlfriend: “Wowww, To Aaj Shaam Ko Park Mein Aa Rahe Ho Na?”
Santa: “Haan, Agar Mummy Ne Bus Ka Kiraya Diya To Jaroor Aa Jayunga.”
Santa pe bijli ki taar gir gayi:
Santa tadap tadap ke mrne hi wala tha.
ki
Use yaad aaya..
bijli to 2 din se bnd hai,
wapas uth gaya or bola:
Sala! dara diya..!!
Teacher- itne din se kaha they.
santa-sir birdflu tha.
Teacher- ye bimaari to birds me hoti hai.
Sta- saale tune insan hi kab samjha roz to murga bana deta hai.
Santa suffering from cold was shivering.
His son called a doc.
Doc: wht happened?
Son: Bimari da ta pata nahun par baapu saver da VIBRATION mode te lagaya hai
santa daru pee k tala kholne laga, hath kapne ki vajah se tala nhi khula,
banta- mai khol du,
santa- mai khol lunga, tu ghar ko pakad, sala bahut hil raha hai.
Santa : Mai to Duvidha me Fanss
Gaya
hu..
Banta: Wo Kaise?
Santa: Yaar Biwi Ke Makeup Ka
Kharcha
Bardast Nahi Hota, aur Makeup K
Bina
Biwi Bardast nhi Hoti!.......
Dad santa:tu exam mai pas ho ya fail,mai tujhe bike jaru dilaunga...
Banta: kaun si bike?
Santa: Pas hua to pulsar colg jane k liye,fail hua to rajdut dudh bechne k liye...