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  • Santa : pehle me apni biwi ko BA karwaunga fir MA, fir Phd karwaunga ,fir badhiya si naukri dilwaunga. . . . . . . . Banta : fir acha sa rishta dekh k uski shaadi bhi krwa diyo :p :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta: Yeh “Automatically” kya hota hai? Santa: Oyee tujhe yeh bii nahi pata Jab auto mein koi ganjee ladki ja rahi ho to use kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI
    • 10 years ago



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  • Friend 2 santa Muje apni ring de do main ring ko dekh k tumhay yaad karuga snta: Tm ye soch k muje yaad kr lena k mene ring mangi thi or usne nhi di.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Middle School Ke Student Ko Teacher Ne Class Mein Jhadu Lagane Ko Kaha- To Ye Kehkar Inkaar Kar Diya Ki Wo Uska Kaam Nahi H. Teacher: Mahatma Gandhi Jhadu Lagate The. Letrin Saaf Karte Tha. Tum Apne Aap Ko Unse Se Bhi Badhkar Samjhate Ho. Abhi Kya Pata: Vidharthi Badhe Garav Se Bola- Ye To Waqt Btayega.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa - Yaar Mujhe 1 Hathora Or Keel Chahiye Computer Ke Liye. Sales Man - But Computer Me Inka Kya Kaam? Santa- Oye Yaar Mujhe Computer Me Windows Xp Install Karani Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Kutte Ki Poonch Pipe Mein Dal Raha Thha, Banta: "Oye, Kutte Ki Dum Kabhi Seedhi Nahi Hoti" Santa: "Idiot, Main To Pipe Bend Kar Raha Hoon".
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa dialled a phone number. A computerizd female voice said, "Apke Paas Paryapt Balance Nahi Hai". Santa: Bas Janeman Tumse Baat Ho Jati Hai, Itna Hi Kaafi Hai!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: sister muje 1 bottle blood de do. Nurse: Blood group bolo. Santa: koi b chalega. Nurse: kaise chalega? Santa: Girl friend ko Love Letter likhna hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai! Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai. Santa: Kya naam hai uska? Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Singh met with Banta after many months. Santa to Banta: A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B...! Bunta : Oye, Iska Matlab? Santa : Arre Yaar, I Mean To Say - Long Time No C..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:- ab bukhar ka kya haal hai? . Banta:-bukhar to toot gaya, per kamar me dard hai. . Santa:-ghabrayo mat bhagwan kare, vo bhi jald hi toot jaye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boss-apki shadi ho gayi? Santa-Haanji,1ladki se huyi he Boss-Shaadi to ladki se hi hoti he Santa-Naa ji meri behan ki to ladke Se huyi he...:p
    • 10 years ago



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  • History ke teacher ne puchha-Kalidas ka 1 Bhai jute banata tha, Uska naam kya tha? SANTA ne socha Bahut socha phir jawab diya- . Addidas.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher to SANTA : Tumne Home work Q nahi kiya…? . . . . . . . . Deadly answr given by SANTA : Sir kyuki hum to “hostel” me rahte hai…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ki wife ne use office jate waqt kaha “See You in the evening!” Santa gusse me: Main bhi tujhe dekh lunga kamini! Dhamki kisko deti hai?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa in KBC -Qus.:- Videsh jane wali Pehli Bhartiya Mahila Kaun thi..? . . . . . . Santa- Sitaji..! (Ravan k sath Srilanka)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek bar santa tree se ulta latak raha tha BANTA:are santa tu tree se ulta kyun latak raha he SANTA:yar mere sir dard ki goli khai he ab dar lag raha he ki vo pet me na chali jaye to me ped se ulta latk gya@Hushain2
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa- Are Yaar Ye Mobile To Mujhe Kangal Kar Dega Banta- Kyun? Santa- Baar Baar Dikhata Hai Battery Low Ab Tak 50 Battery Badal Chuka Hu :(
    • 10 years ago



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  • anta : O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..? Biwi : Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, Accident ho jaye iske pehele ghar pahunch jaate hai.
    • 10 years ago



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