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  • SANTA 2 DOCTOR-tum bina dard kiye daat nikal sakte ho? DOCTR-No! SANTA-me nikal sakta hu DOCTR-vo kese? SANTA-ha ha ha Ha..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa everest pr gya waha 1 baba pahle se baitha tambaku ragad raha tha santa-baba ye kya hai baba-masala Santa- Oh O to Evrest Masala ap hi bnate ho
    • 10 years ago



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  • ‚ santa banta new jokes ‚ Santa ek Baarat me gya Waha use baar-baar PAANI parosa ja rha tha Preshan hokr Santa chillaya: Gale me paani fas gya h, thode “RASGULE DO”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Me bada hokar Air Force me jaunga. Mom: Mujhe kaise pata chalega k ye mere bete ka plane h? Santa:Me guzarte waqt ghar pe BOMB phek dunga
    • 10 years ago



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  • :: Santa Banta Funny SMS :: Santa raat ko cycle le ke qabristan main ghus gaya. Phir dusri side se bahar nikla Aur paseena ponchhty hue bola:???? Yaar, ye konsa road tha???????? Itne sare speed breaker
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता- यार तूने कभी सोचा है कि अस्पताल में ऑपरेशन से पहले मरीज को बेहोश क्यों किया जाता है? बंता- अगर बेहोश नहीं किया और मरीज ने ऑपरेशन करना सीख लिया तो डॉक्टर के धंधे की तो वाट लग जाएगी।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta: Yaar 2 Baar Tere Restaurant Me Aaya, Par Dono Baar Taala Laga Hua Tha..?? Banta: Tu Lunch Time Me Aaya Hoga, Us Waqt Main Khana Khane Ghar Chala Jaata Hoon..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Kasai Chicken Kabab Bectha Tha. Weh Milawat Ke Iljam Mein Pakda Gaya. Adalat Mein Usne Qabul Kiya Ki Weh Murge Ke Meet Mein Kisi Aur Ka Meet Milata Tha. Judge : Aur Kis Chij Ka Meet ? Kasai: Kutte Ka Hujur. Judge: Kitni Milawat Karte The. Kasai: Barabar Ki Judge: Kya Matlab? Kasai: Ek Murga, Ek Kutta
    • 10 years ago



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  • Biwi: Jo Aadmi Roj Raat Ko Sharab Peekar Aata H,
    Uske Liye Mere Maan Mein Bilkul Bhi Hamdardi Nahi H.
    Pati: Jise Roj Sharab Pine Ko Milti Ho,
    Use Kisi Ki Hamdardi Ki Jarurat Nahi Hoti.
    :grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Should I Buy Tickets For My Children.? Conductor: Yes! Only If They Are Above 8. Santa: Thank God I Have Only 6 Children..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: Ye kiska signature hai? "@@@@@@@@@@@@" Santa: Meri mummy ka. Teacher: Aisa kaisa naam hai? Santa: "Ji, JALEBI BAAI"
    • 10 years ago



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  • SANTA:Rasgulle hai? . DUKANDAAR: Nahi . SANTA:Dekh Lunga . DUKANDAAR (Gusse Me): Kya dekh loge? . SANTA:Dusri Dukaan Me Jakar Dekh Loonga!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bus Accident Man Crying: Mera hath kat gaya. Bahut dard ho raha hai. Santa: Abey chup baith. Wo dekh uska gala kat gaya, Fir bhi chup-chaap pada hai..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks: How much for this? Shopkeeper: Rs 500 Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • बन्ता : क्या कर रहे हो ???

    सन्ता : बदला ले रहा हूँ..??

    बन्ता : किससे

    सन्ता : वक़्त ने मुझे बर्बाद किया है . . .
    मैं अब वक़्त बर्बाद कर रहा हूँ..


    :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::joy::joy:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa- Meri Shaadi Kab Hogi? Jyotishi- Kabhi Nahin Hogi. Santa- Kyon? Jyotishi- Kaise Hogi, Tumhari Kismat Me Toh Sukh Hi Sukh Lika Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Went To Interview For FBI Agent. Interviewer: “Who Killed Abraham Lincoln?” Santa: “Thanks For Giving The Job Sir, I Would Immediately Start Investigation.“ -
    • 10 years ago



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