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  • संता- क्यों रो रहे हो? बंता- हाथी मर गया है। संता- ये तुम्हारा पालतू हाथी था क्या? बंता- नहीं। संता- तो फिर तुम क्यों रो रहे हो? बंता- मुझे उसकी कब्र खोदने का काम मिला है !!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa or Banta chess khel rahe the, Santa : Aab bus hua. hum khel band karte hain. Banta: thik hain, waise bhi tumhara ghoda, aur mera hathi hi bacha hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ka ek Buddha padosi accident me mar gaya� Woh uske ghar gaya aur poocha � BODY AAGAYI KYA?� Tabhi body lekar ambulance AA gayi� Santa Bola � Ye Lo ! Uncle ki badi lambi umar hai !!�����
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta mujra dekhne gaya, saari raat mujra dekha, mujrewaali boli saab humne aapko khush kiya ab aap humhe khush kijiye banta utha aur nachne laga.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump sees a board Don”t use Mobile Here, he Picks his Mobile Phone, Calls everyone from his phone & says DON”T CALL ME NOW.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa and Banta in a football stadium.. Santa:Paaji, yeh log ball se kya kar rahe hain? Banta:Goal kar rahe hain! Santa:Lekin paaji ball toh pehle se gol hain, aur kitni gol karenge
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Uth uth bhukamp aa raha hai... Banta Soja soja makan girega to Makan malik ka girega Apne baap ka kya jata hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 BAAR SANTA LAMBI LAMBI SANSE LE RAHA THA? TO..? KYA WO SANSE BHI NA LE. HAR BAAT ME JOKE CHAHIYE ? 1 KAAM KARO JAAN LE LO SANTA KI.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ke Jale Huwe Lips the. KisiNe Pucha Kaise Jale Santa:Wife Ko Station drop krne Gya Tha, Khushi K Mare Train Ke Engine Ko Choom Liya
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: agar patni k pita ko sasur krhte hai to gf k pita ko kya kahenge? Banta: agar woh apni beti ki shadi tmse karne ko raji ho gaye to sasur, nahi to assur..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jeeto: What Do U Think About Our Love..? Santa: Try To Count The Stars In The Sky.. Jeeto: Wow, So Its Infinite.. Santa: No Baby, Its A Waste Of Time..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • SANTA at medical store: I need poison MAN:I cant sell u until u hav prescripti ?on . SaNTA showed his Wedding card . MAN: sir badi botal du ya choti.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai! Maa: Bolo beta. Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye. Maa: Badhai ho, ladka hua ya ladki. Santa: Na ladka, na ladki. Maine doosri shaadi karli
    • 10 years ago



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  • WiFe On Phone To SaNTa- AaPKi YaaD Me 15 DiN Me AaDhi MaR Gai Hu . . AaP GhaR KaB Aa RaHe Ho..? . . . . SaNTa- 15 DiN BaaD Aa RaHa Hu,,"
    • 10 years ago



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  • santa;mujhe us ladki se bachao banta:kyo? santa:jabse maine kaha dil cheer k dekh tera hi naam hoga sali chaku leke piche pad gyi hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher to SANTA : Tumne Home work Q nahi kiya…? . . . . . . . . Deadly answr given by SANTA : Sir kyuki hum to “hostel” me rahte hai…
    • 10 years ago



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