SANTA TO BANTA : WHY ARE YOU
LAUGHING ?
BANTA : BECAUSE TODAY IS I AM
VERY HAPPY .
SANTA: WHY ARE YOU HAPPY ?
BANTA: BECAUSE I AM LAUGHING .
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
Santa Ek Din Bijli Ki Dukaan Mein:
Do Fan Dena Ek Ladies Aur Ek Gents.
Dukaan Wala: Fans Mein Ladies AurGents Nahi Hota Yar!
Santa: Kyon Nahi Hota Ji
Ek Bajaj Ka De Aur Ek Usha Ka…
Santa Ne Cafe Mein Ek Ladki se I
Love You
Kaha..
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Ladki Ne Zor Se Ek Kheench Ke
Chanta Maara Aur
Boli:
KYAA BOLAA ???
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Santa Rote Hue Bola:
Kamini Tune Jab Suna Hi Nahi
To Chanta Kyo Maara????
Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?
Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.
Santa:Aj Mene Apni Bv Ko Watchman K Sath Movie Jate Hue Dekha.
Banta:To Tum Unke Piche Nhi Gye?
Santa:Nhi Yar,
Darsal Wo Movie Mene Pahle Hi Dekhi Hui Thi.
Santa had twins; he named them Tin & Martin.
Again he had twins & named them Peter & Repeater.
Again he had twins & named them Max & Climax.
Next time he had twins, disgusted Santa named them TIRED & RETIRED!
Ek Baccha Rote Hue Police Min Complain Likhwane Ke Liye Gaya.
Police Wala: Kya Hua.
Bacha: Meri Mummy Kho Gayi H.
Police: Koi Baat Nahi Beta Ro Mat Chalo Apni Mummy Ke Pehchan Btao
Bacha: Jo Unke Sath Ladka H Wo Mere Jaisa H.
Santa Sitting On Roadside,
Banta Asks Y R U Wasting Time?
Santa:Im Taking Revenge.
Banta:How?
Santa:Waqt Ne Mujhe Barbad Kia
He,Ab Mein Waqt Brbad Kar Raha
Hu…
Banta: Tum Tenstion Me Kyu Hai.?
Santa: Yaar Me Apni GF Ki Wajah Se Lakhpatti Ho Gya.
Banta: To Is Me
Tenstion Wali Kya Baat Hai.?
Santa: Main PahLe Carod Pati Tha.
संता- मैंने 100 महिलाओं से यह जानने की कोशिश की कि वे कौन सा शैंपू यूज़ करना पसंद करती हैं।
बंता- फिर, पता चला?
संता- ज्यादातर ने एक ही जवाब दिया - फौरन मेरे बाथरूम से बाहर निकल जाओ।
Snta:- Ye Thums Up Walo Ne Paresaan Kr Rkhhaa H..,,
Bnta:- Q..???
Snta:- Yar BV Roz Raat Ko Thodi Si Pila K Zid Krti
H CHALO AAJ KUCH TUFAANI KRTE H...
Ghar Mein Kaam Kar Rahe Bijli Wale Ko. Mein Tumhe Pehle Samjha Rahi Hu. Ek Ghante Mein Mera Pati Ghar Aa Jayega. Lekin Madam: Mein To Kuch Bhi Nahi Kar Raha Hu, Aadmi Ghabrakar Bola. Esliye To Tumhe Bata Rai Ho. :heart::heart::heartpulse::heart::heart: