Santa ke lips jale hue the Banta: Kaise jale Santa: Wife ko railway station drop krne gaya tha. Banta: Toh? Santa: Khushe ke mare Train ke engine ko choom liya :*
Santa Ki Biwi Bachhe Ki Potty Test Karwane Gayi.
Doctor Bola: “ Ye Potty Nahi Halwa Hai ”
Biwi: “ Hey Bhagwan… Doctor Sahab, Ek Phone Kar Loon? ”
Doctor: “ Kyun ? ”
Biwi: “ Unko Batana Hai Ke Potty Unke Tiffin Mein Chali GayiHai “
Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge?
Santa: Biwi Se
Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi
Santa: Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge
biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!
Today,Santa Was Lying On Beach,
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Amrican: R U Relaxing?
Santa:No I M Gopal Singh,
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Another Amrican: R U Relaxing?
Santa: No I M Gopal Singh
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Another Amrican: R U Relaxing?
Santa: No (Shouting) I M Gopal
Singh And
Left Tht Place In Anger.
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Then Santa Asks One American Lying Nearby,
R U Relaxing?
American: Yes.
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Santa Slaps Him&Says,
"Haramkhor Sab Tujhe Dhund
Rahey Hai Aur Tu Yaha Pada Hai!:D
Bhikari: Kuch Khane Ko Dedo.
Santa - Tamatar Khao
Bikari - Roti Dedo
Santa - Tamatar Khao
Bikari -Lao Tamatar Hi Do
Santa Ki Mummy - Ye Totla Hai,keh Raha Hai,
Kamakar Khao.
Santa - Yaar Mujhe 1 Hathora Or
Keel Chahiye Computer Ke Liye.
Sales Man - But Computer Me Inka Kya Kaam?
Santa- Oye Yaar Mujhe Computer Me
Windows Xp Install Karani Hai.
Ambani V/s Santa This Is Ultimate Ambani: Agar Main Subah Se Apni Car Me Niklu To Sham Tak Apni Aadhi Property Bhi Nahi Dekh Sakta.. Santa: Hamare Paas Bhi Aisi Khatara Car Thi… Humne To Bech Di.. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::joy::joy::joy::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing:
Santa court mein judge se:
Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui,
meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia he!
Judge: to tum kya chahte ho?
Santa: Badla.
Santa Chemist Ki Shop Pe 1
Bottle Le K Gaya Aur Ek
Chamach Liquid Shopkeeper Ko
Pila K Bola: Mitha Hai Kya?
Dukandar Bola: Nahi, Kyu Kya H Ye?
Santa: Docter Ne Bola Chemist
Ki Shop Se Urine Me Sugar Check
Karwa K Aao...!
Wo Check Krane Aya Tha. :-P
‚ latest sms jokes ‚‚
Santa: Aaj TV pe 30 feet ka saap dikhane wale h.
Banta: Acha
Par mai nhi dekh pawunga.
Santa: kyu
Banta: Mera TV to 21 inch ka hi hai