Santa Banta Jokes

Santa:-shadi me dulhe ke saath barati kyo jaate? . . . Banta:-bado ka kahna hai ki khushi me kisi ke saath jayo na jayo , per musibat me jarur jana chahiye.

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Santa: Yaar Main apni Biwi Ko Bahut Jyada Pyaar Karta Hoo Tum ? Banta: Wo To Tumhari Wife Hai Main Kaise Pyaar Kar Sakta Hoo Waris ali*

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SANTA: i love u ki hunda hai? ladki: main tumse pyar karti hu. santa: maine tumse english mein ek question kya puch liya aur tume mujh se pyar ho gya.

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Santa Ji, Kya Baat H Aapke Piche Kutte :dog2:Pade H,
Or Aap Hai Ki Hase:grinning: Hi Ja Rahe Hai ?
Santa : Ji Dekhiye Na, Mere Pass Sim Airtel Ka H Aur,
Vodafone Ka Network Mera Pitcha Kar Raha H.

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Ek raat 2 baje bohot tez baarish ho rahi thi . . santa ne ek aadmi ke ghar ki bell bajai aur pucha : Dhakka laga doge kya plz.......?.? . . aadmi neend me tha isliye mana kar dia aur andar aa gaya . . par fir use guilty feel hua....usne socha kabhi vo khud baarish me fas jaye aur koi uski help na kare to..........?.? wo utha bahar jaa ke bola: Kya tumhe abhi bhi dhakka chahiye....? awaaz aayi :"haan aadmi : thik hai par tum ho kahan.........? .?.? . santa :"YAHAN GARDEN ME JHULE PAR....

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Biwi: Jo Aadmi Roj Raat Ko Sharab Peekar Aata H,
Uske Liye Mere Maan Mein Bilkul Bhi Hamdardi Nahi H.
Pati: Jise Roj Sharab Pine Ko Milti Ho,
Use Kisi Ki Hamdardi Ki Jarurat Nahi Hoti.
:grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning:

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Santa: tere pita ji tailor hai aur teri shirt fati hai,bade shrm ki baat hai.. Banta:Ishse bhi bade shrm ki baat yeh hai ki tere pita ji dentist hai fir bhi tera bhai bina dant k paida hua...

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Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai. Gangubai: Kaun ? Santa: Main ! Gangubai: Main kaun? Santa: Tu Gangubai

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Santa:Papa aaj meri Girlfriend ki birhday he. Use kya du..? Papa:Dekhne me kaisi hai? Santa:Mast hai.. Papa:Mera mobile number de de!

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Santa: Aise Jeevan Se To Accha H Mein Marr Jaun, Bhagwan Tu Mujhe Utha Le. Santo: Hey Prabhu! Inse Pehle Mujhe Utha Le Santa: Parbhu! Tu Isi Ki Sun, Mein Apni Arji Wapas Leta Hu.

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Santa 1 Kilo Jalebi Khane K Baad Bola: Bhaiya Thodi Cheeni Dio.. . Dukandar: Cheeni Kyu..??? . Santa: Soch Raha Hu, Khane K Baad Kuch Mitha Ho Jay

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Santa Khudkushi par speech de raha tha Khudkushi Paap hai Zulm hai Gunah hai Buzdili hai Pagalpan hai khudkushi krne se behtar hai insan khud ko Goli maarle!

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संता ने दो पत्थर अपने दोनों कानों में रख लिये. बंता:ओए! क्या कर रहा है? संता:चुप कर यार! दिखाई नहीं देता रॉक म्यूजिक सुन रहा हूं.

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Banta :- I Am Going to SLeep Ka Kya MaTLaB Hota He.. ? * Santa :Mai Sone jA Raha Hu..! * Banta : NaHi jAAne Dunga SaLe pEHLe MaTLaB Bata..!

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Santa was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks Santa why are you removing a wheel from your auto. Santa- Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.

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:: Best santa banta jokes in Hindi :: Santa Qabristan Me Charas Pi Raha Tha Police=Kya Kar Rahe Ho ? Santa=Abbu K Liye Dua, Police=Ye To Bachche Ki Qabr Hai Santa=Abbu Bachpan Me Hi Mar Gaye The.........

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"Darling" said Santa to his new bride. "Now that we are married, do you think you can live on my small income?". "Ofcourse dearest", she replied. "But what will you live on?"

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Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the. Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.

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Biwi raat me kapde utrte hue... tirchi nazar se Santa ki traf dekte hue boli: Pata he na kya karna hai..? . . . . . . . . Santa: teri aisi ki taisi,,, Me itni rat ko kpde nahi dhounga..! :P :v :D

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Patni: Agar Me Kho Gai To Tum Kya Karoge SANTA:Akhbar Me Istehar Dunga Patni: Tum Kitne Achhe Ho,Kya Likhwaoge SANTA: Jaha b Raho Khush raho

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