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  • Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghumaun, Kitna Paisa Lagega? Banta : Kuch B Nahi Santa : Kaise? Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte
    • 10 years ago



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  • Do Desho Mein Yudh Ke Dauran Hamle Se Bachne Ke Liye,
    Jaise Hi Hawayi Hamle Ka Siren Baje Fauran Bank Mein Jaiye,
    Aur Ek Crore Ruppe Ka Karja Bank Se Le Li Lijiye.

    Aur Ghar Aakar Aram Se So Jaiye.
    Fir Bank Wale Aapki Khud Suraksha Karenge.
    :smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Golden Words By Hitler: If u cant fly, run if u cant run, walk if u cant walk, crawl but.. keep moving Santa: O taa thik ae par jana kithay hai?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa k Sar Se Khoon Nikal rha Tha Dctr=Ye kaise Hua? Santa=Mai Hatho Se Patthar Tod rha Tha,To kisi ne kaha"Paaji kabhi to Dimag Istemal karo"...?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Read Must.. Airport par 3 log apni biwiyo ka intezaar kar rahe the.. . . Pathan:" hamari Shahzaadi aa rahi hai... :-) . . . . Pappu:" Hamari Nawabzaadi aa rahi hai.. :-) . . . . . . . Santa:" Hamari bhi Haramzaadi aa rahi hai boss...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Fauji Jab Ladai Mein Apne Karname Ki,
    Deeng Haak Chukka To Uska Dost Bola.
    .
    Ek Baat Samjh Mein Nahi Aayi.
    Ki Tumhare Hote Hue Puri Bataliyan
    Ko Ladai Mein Jane Ki Kya Jarurat Thi.
    :sunflower::sunflower::sunflower::hibiscus::hibiscus::sunflower::sunflower::sunflower:
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता (बंता से)- आज पार्टी किस खुशी में? बंता (संता से)- मेरा स्कूटर खो गया है। संता- तो.. बंता- शुक्र मानो मैं उस पर नही बैठा था वरना मैं भी गुम हो जाता।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Bus Mein Ticket Rate The 50,70,100. Ek Aadmi Ne Pucha Jab Sab Seat Ek Si H To Fir Farq Ku. Conductor Bola Raste Mein Pata Chalega. Uss Aadmi Ne 50 Wala Ticket Le Liya. Bus Chali Or Aadhe Raste Mein Khrabh Ho Gayi. Tab Conductor Bola. 100 Rs Ticket Wale Baithe Raho 70 Wale Niche Utar Kar Khade Ho Jao. Or 5 Wale Jab Tak Bus Start Nahi Ho Jati Dhakka Lagate Raho.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:Tuje Pata Hai,Log Muje BHAGWAN Mante Hain Banta: Kaise? Santa: Jab Bhi Mai Kahin Jata Hu Woh Kehte Hain "Hey Bhagwan! Tu Fir Aa Gya
    • 10 years ago



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  • Snta sham ko ghr aya aur sochne lga Ki aj kya khas krna tha sochta raha, Sochta rha bahut socha, Raat k 3 baje yad aya ki aaj jaldi sona tha
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher to SANTA : Tumne Home work Q nahi kiya…? . . . . . . . . Deadly answr given by SANTA : Sir kyuki hum to “hostel” me rahte hai…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Give Me An Idea To Become Poor Banta: Make A Hindi Film With Himesh As Hero .. Santa: I Asked Idea To Become Poor Not A Beggar .. ;->
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता किसी लड़की के घर रिश्ता लेकर गया। लड़की के मां-बाप बोले – “हमारी बेटी तो अभी पढ़ाई कर रही है।” संता बोला – “कोई बात नहीं जी, हमएक घंटे बाद आ जाएंगे।”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Salesman-Which Soap U Use? Santa-BABA'S Soap, BABA'S Paste, BABA'S Brush. Salsman-Is BABA'S A INTRNATIONAL Company? Santa: Baba Is My Room Mate.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ne bhagte huye Bus pakdi aur Driver se puchha. Bus teri Maa lagti he? Nahi. Behen? Nahi. Biwi? Nahi. To kamine "PAKDNE" kyo nhi deta..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Anil ambani:- Agar Me Subah Apni Car Me Niklu To Sham Tak Apni Aadhi Zameen Bhi Nahi Dekh Skta.... Santa:- Hamare Paas Bhi Pehle Aisi Hi "Khataara Car" Thi...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped- paude thay, Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudon ko pani dal. Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai. Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jeeto: Sharam aani chahiye, tumhare Banta ki bibi ke saath sambandh hain. Santa: Sorry, par tumhe kaise pata chala? Jeeto: Kal Banta aaya tha, usne tumhara underwear pehna hua tha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa achanak do cigrate pene laga.. Wife: do cigrate kyun pe rahe ho? Santa: dost ki yaad aa rahi hai.. Hum dono sath mein pete the. Achanak ek din ek cigrate pene laga.. Biwi: ab kya hua… Santa: bevkuf maine cigrate pene chod di hai!!
    • 10 years ago



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