Santa Banta Jokes

Santa:1 aurat ko ghurte hue ja raha tha aurat=dekhta kya h teri maa ki umar ki hu santa:to mai bi apne baap k liye hi dhund rha hu.

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Santa shaadi mein khana khane gaya Par samane Salad ka counter dekh kar wapis aa gaya Baahar aakar bola O banta, abhi to sabzi hi kat rahi he

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Santa achanak do cigrate pene laga.. Wife: do cigrate kyun pe rahe ho? Santa: dost ki yaad aa rahi hai.. Hum dono sath mein pete the. Achanak ek din ek cigrate pene laga.. Biwi: ab kya hua… Santa: bevkuf maine cigrate pene chod di hai!!

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SANTA TO BANTA : WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING ? BANTA : BECAUSE TODAY IS I AM VERY HAPPY. SANTA: WHY ARE YOU HAPPY ? BANTA: BECAUSE I AM LAUGHING. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

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Santa Singh met with Banta after many months. Santa to Banta: A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B...! Bunta : Oye, Iska Matlab? Santa : Arre Yaar, I Mean To Say - Long Time No C..!

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Banta road se gujar raha tha, achanak usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya or jor se chillaya.... Kamine poti v aise karte hai jaise SAMOSA pada ho.

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Santa Ne puri Raat Mujra Dekha. . . . Mujrewali- Saheb, Humne Apko Khush Kiya ab Aap Hume Khush Kar Do. . . . . . Santa- Achha To Ab Tum Betho, Mai Nachta Hu.=D/ :p

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Santa goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks: How much for this? Shopkeeper: Rs 500 Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.

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संता : भाई ये खुशियाँ क्या होती हैं ? बंता : मैं नहीं जानता, मेरी तो बचपन में ही शादी हो गई थी ….. !

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Golu or Molu Bahut Achhe Dost Thhe Par Achanak Ek Hi Din Dono Mar Jate Hai Aur Ikathe Narak Mein Pahunchte Hai. Golu Ne Molu Ko Dekha Aur Hairan Hote Hue Pucha. Golu: ��Abe Tu Kaise Mara?�� Molu: ��Thand Se, Aur Tu?�� Golu: ��Mene Aatam Hatya Ki�� Molu: ��Kyu Be, Tu To Achha Bhala Tha Aur Khushi Se Jee Raha Thha?�� Golu: ��Yaar, Mujhe Laga Meri Biwi Ka Kisi Se Affair Hai, Ek Din Shaq Hone Pe Chaapa Maara Par Koi Nahi Tha, Sharm Ke Mare Maine Aatm-Hatya Kar Li�� Molu Ne Golu Ko Zor Se Thapad Mara Aur Bola. ��HARAMKHOR Agar Fridge Khol Ke Dekha Hota, To Na Tu Sharm Se Marta Aur . Na Mein Thand Se�� :-D :-D

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Santa Har Sunday Ko Holi Kehleta Tha. Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Ne Santa Se Pucha, Tum Har Sunday Ko Holi Kyun Khelte Ho? Santa - Maine Kahin Padha Tha Ki, "Sunday Is A Holi Day"

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Teacher To Santa- Isko Hindi mei translate karo She is kidding . . Santa hasne lga or table par hi gir gya or bola. . . . itna aasaan WOH BACHE DE RAHI HAI ...

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Ek Aadmi Apne Bete Ko Chidya Ghar Dikhane Le Gaye Beta: Ye Kya H? Papa: Beta Ye Ghada H. Beta: Aur Ye Papa: Beta Ye Gadhi. Beta: Gadhi Kya Hoti H. Papa: Gadhe Ki Biwi Hoti H Beta: Kya Gadhe Bhi Shadi Karte H Papa: Ha Beta, Thoda Rook Kar Sirf Gadhe Hi Shadi Karte H.

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Santa Uth uth bhukamp aa raha hai... Banta Soja soja makan girega to Makan malik ka girega Apne baap ka kya jata hai..

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पुलिस दरवाजा खटखटाते हैं... . . संता : कोन दरवाजा खटखटा रहा हैं? . . पुलिस : हम पुलिस हैं, दरवाजा खोलो! . . संता - क्यूँ खोलू ? . . पुलिस - कुछ बात करनी हैं | . . संता : तुम लोग कितने हो | . . पुलिस : हम ३ हैं | . . संता : तो सालों आपस में बात कर लो, मेरे पास टाइम नहीं है ।

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Interviewer: Just Imagine, You Are In 8th Floor, It Caught Fire, How Will You Escape? Santa: Its Very Simple, I Will Stop My Imagination..!!

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Snta-Ye Nya Mobile Kab Liya? Bnta-Liya Nai..Gf Ka Uthaya H Snta-Q? Bnta-Wo Roz Kahti K Tum Mera Phon Nhi Uthate.. Aaj Mauka Dekh K Utha Liya.

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Petrol ke daam badhne ke baad Santabike leke petrol pump gaya Banta:Kitne ka petrol daalu? Santa:5-10 rupaye ka bike ke upar chidak de… Aag lagani hai

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Santa Doodh wale ki Shop pe jata hai, Aur kahta hai. Santa;TUmhari shop ka Doodh Kharav hai, Saravat mai Dala Fat gya Doodh Wale ne Hairani se Poocha; Konse Sarvat main dala Tha? Santa;Nimboo Pani Main.

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Santa In Coffee Shop With Wife..! Santa: Jaldi Pi, Coffee Thandi Ho Jayegi.. Wife: Ki Fark Painda Hai.? Santa: Bewakuf Rate List Dekh..! Hot Coffee = Rs 15 Cold Coffee = Rs 45

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