Santa to Banta - tumko kisi se pyar hua hai ?
Banta - haa yaar par vo manti hi nahi,
Kyu kya kaheti he, Kaheti hai "I love u 2"
Pata nahi sala ye dusra kon hai...........very funny
Santa apne papa ke sat ja raha tha
Us ka lali pop gir gaya,
To daidy ne kha beta chod do
Dosra lelegen
2 dinbad un ke sat us ki ma bhi
thi,
Ma gir gai to bete ne kha,
Daddy chod do dosri lelege.
Santa:- Nevi Me Job Nikali Hai karoge,
Banta:- Ha-Ha Jarur Kaam Kya Karna Hai.
Banta:- Jab Jahaj Bich Samandar Me Ruk Jaye To Tumhe Piche Se Dhakka Lagana Hoga.
Santa:Agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to..
Engineering College ki ladkiyan dikh jayegi
Banta:Pir hath chod dena,
To Medical College ki bhi dikh jayegi
Santa ne ~ F A M O U S ~ T A T T O O ~ S H O P ~ me Girlfriend ka naam apne haath par likhwaya
"Latest Tattoo Designs" me.
Ghar aane ke baad jor jor se rone laga,
Banta: kyun rorahe ho?
Santa: Abey, Girlfriend ki spelling galat ho gaye.
Santa to Banta: Tum apni biwi ko kya naam se bulate ho?
Banta: Google darling.
Santa: Why such a strange name?
Banta: Ek sawal karo, 100 jawab deti hai!
Preeto Santa Se Puchti Hai
Preeto: “Kitna Pyar Karte Ho Mujhe?”
Santa: “Shahjhan Jitna”
Preeto: “Sachii, Mere Marne Ke Baad Taj Mahal Bnaoge?”
Santa: “Main Plot Bhi Le Chuka Hoon Pagli, Der To Tu Kar Rahi Hai“
Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work.
Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it.
Two hours later
Santa sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet.
Ek Teacher Ko Susu Ke Naam Se Sakht Nafrat Thi.
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Teacher Ne Students Se Kaha
Jab Susu Aaye To
Bolna :- Aap Aaya Hai.
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Ek Din Santa singh Ko POTTY AaRahi Thi
aur
Wo Buri Buri Shakle Bana Raha Tha
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Teacher :- Aap Aaya Hai ?
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Santa:- Nahi,
Aap Ka Baap Aaya Hai.