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  • Santa Banta Swimming Pool Me Naha Rahe the. Santa Dubne Laga, to us ne Banta Ki Lulli Pakad Li. Banta: Bhosdike Tairna Seekh, Ladki K sath Hota to dub Jata! *JuSt FrOm SkR*
    • 9 years ago



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  • Lucky: Yaar Mujhey Kuch Nahi Aata Tha, Main Paper Khali Chor Aya Hon. Banta: Main Bhi! Santa: Shit Yaar, Teacher Samjhe Gi Hum Ne Cheating Ki Hay.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: I Lost Rs 1000 In A Bet.. Banta: How..? Santa: On Cricket Match I Bet Rs 500 And Lost.. Banta: Where Did The Rest Go.? Santa: I Bet On The Highlight Too!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Aurto se bhari hui 1bus palat gyi, sari mar gyin. Sab k husband 1-1 ghanta roye par Santa 2 ghanta roya.. Q? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Q k santa ki wife se bus miss ho gyi thi;-)
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Ne Shampoo Kharida Santa:Iske Sath Jo Gift Hai, Wo De Dukandar:Iske Sath Gift Nhi Hai Santa:Saale Ispe Likha Hai "DANDRUF.F FREE"!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa In Bmw At Petrol Pump: 5 Rupaiye Ka Petrol Daal Do. Pump Wala (Gusse Me): Itna Sara Petrol Dalwa Ke Kahaan Jana Hai? Santa:" Jaana Kahi Nahi Hai Pagle, Hum To Aise Hi Paise Udaate Hai".
    • 9 years ago



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  • Girlfrnd-Apke bina mera zee nahi lagta Santa:Zee nahi lagta to isme kya hai sony ya star plus laga lo wo bhi achhe channel hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Doodh wale ki Shop pe jata hai, Aur kahta hai. Santa;TUmhari shop ka Doodh Kharav hai, Saravat mai Dala Fat gya Doodh Wale ne Hairani se Poocha; Konse Sarvat main dala Tha? Santa;Nimboo Pani Main.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teacher: Santa Santa; Ji Sir Ji Teacher: Kya Tumhare Mohalle Mein Koi Aadmi Paida Hua H. Santa: Humare Mohalle Mein To Sab Bache Hi Paida Hote H.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Sharab Pikar Sadhu Se Takra Gya Sadhu Gusse Me- Aye Murkh Me Tujhe SHRAAP Deta Hu Santa-Rukiye Maharaj Me Glas Leke Ata hu.
    • 9 years ago



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  • ‚ New Santa Banta jokes in Hindi ‚ Santa Date pe Gya, After dinner Ahista se bola Main kuch kehna chahta hu ,tm Naraz to nhi hogi? Girl shrma k-Nhi ap Kaho na Santa-Bill adha-2 kr le.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa to Son: "maths vich fail kyu hoya".. Son: 1st day teacher kendi 5+3=8.. Agle din kendi 6+2=8.. fir kendi 4+4=8 ullu di pathi khud confusd hai mujhe kya padheygi..:-)
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Electric Shop Pe Gaya Aur Dukandar Se Bola Santa: Ek Kala Bulb Dena Dukandar: Bhai Sahab, Kale Bulb Ka Kya Karoge? Santa: Yaar, Dopaher Ko Andhera Karke Sone Ka Mazaa Hi Kuch Aur Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa bunks office comes home & finds his wife in bed with his boss. Rushes back to office & tells his colleagues I almost got caught bunking?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa and Banta went for a drive. Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not? Banta puts his head out & says “Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!”
    • 9 years ago



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  • Friend to santa:- Yar tumhari dukan mithai ki h. To kya tumhara dil nhi krta Mithai khane ko. Santa:- yaar. Krta to bahot h. Bt papa rsgule gin k jate h. To..... Isliye. Chus kr rkh deta hu.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Girlfriend ko ghar le gaya Sab darwaze Khirkiyan Band kardi Light off kar ke Uske pass aaya Aur bola: ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Ye Dekho meri watch me light jalti hai
    • 9 years ago



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