Santa Banta Jokes

In A Cricket Ground.. Security : Cricket Match Is Over Now Why R U Stil Sitting? Santa: Oye…Yaar.. I Am Waitin For Highlights!

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Judge: Tumhe Bai- Ijjat Bari Kiya Jata H.
Kyunki Jo Scooter Churane Ka Aarop Tum Par Lagaya Tha
Use Koi Sach Sabit Nahi Kar Paya.
Chor: Kush Hokar. Iska Matlab H Ab Ye Scooter Mera Ho Gaya.
:smile::smile::smile::smile::smile:

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santa apne father k samne cigrate pi raha tha Logon ne kaha ke aap apne father ke samne cigratte pi rahay ho? Santa bola : Wo mera father hai, koi petrol pump thodi thori na hai jo fatt jayega

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Santa: Oye Banta Machhli Khayega? Banta: Nhi Yaar Usme Kaante Hote Hain. Santa: Oye Chadd Yaar, Chappal Pahen Ke Kha Lena.

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Santa was smoking in front of his father. His friend- Oye papa ke samne smoking kar raha hai? Santa- Baapu hai, koi petrol pump thodi na hai.

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Banta:how did u got a new car? Santa:A girl drove me to a beach, took her cloth & and said: take what do u want & i took car banta: good yaar kapde ki karne si.

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Santa: Baaju k ghar se IODEX maang ke la. Wife: Wo log nhi denge. Santa: Haan! Bade kanjoos or kamine log hai Chal Apni hi almaari se nikaal le

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SaNTa 2 a GirL- "KuTTa MaR GaYa RaJai Me, Mai PaGaL Hu TeRi JuDai Me.. * "HaaThi NaLi Me BeH NaHi SaKTa, Ye SaNTa TeRe BiNa ReH NaHi SaKTa

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Santa- God 1 kudi chahiye. God- Muslim h to KATRINA KAIF dunga Bania hai to YANA GUPTA Panjabi hai to KAREENA KAPOOR Bol tera naam kya hai? Santa- Mohammed Santa Singh Agrwaal

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Lucky: Yaar Mujhey Kuch Nahi Aata Tha, Main Paper Khali Chor Aya Hon. Banta: Main Bhi! Santa: Shit Yaar, Teacher Samjhe Gi Hum Ne Cheating Ki Hay.

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SaNTa:KyO Be
KaHa Ja RaHa Hai

BaNTa:YaR
KaarKhane Ja RaHa Hu.

SaNTa:
AbE SaaLe
ULLu BaNaTa Hai;>;>

Itni BaDi CAR
Tu KaiSe KhaYeGa:
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Santa Apni Girlfriend Ko Lekar Ghar Aaya! Use Bistar Par Baithaya, Sab Darwaze Khidki Band Kar Di, Aur Light Bhi Band Karke Apni Girlfriend Ke Pass Aaya, Aur Bola: Ye Dekho Meri Watch MeinLight Jalti Hain.

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Santa apni bhabhi ko bahut maar raha tha, Logo ne pucha:" kya hua santa..??? Santa bola:" meri bhabhi acchi aurat nahi hai, . . Logo ne pucha:" kyu kya hua..??? Santa bola:" yaar mere dost mobile pe baat karte hai, jis se bhi pucho:" kis se baat kar rahe ho..??? . . sab bolte hein:" . . . . . "TERI BHABHI SE...

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Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump sees a board Don”t use Mobile Here, he Picks his Mobile Phone, Calls everyone from his phone & says DON”T CALL ME NOW.

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Snta:- Ye Thums Up Walo Ne Paresaan Kr Rkhhaa H..,, Bnta:- Q..??? Snta:- Yar BV Roz Raat Ko Thodi Si Pila K Zid Krti H CHALO AAJ KUCH TUFAANI KRTE H...

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SNTA-Aisi Chiz Ka Nam Bta Jo Laal Ho Aur Trin Trin Krti Ho BNTA-Telephone Santa-Galat Banta-To Fir Santa-TAMATAR,Trin Trin To Confuse Krne K Lie Bola tha

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Santa:Mujhe Tou Aankhe Band Karney Par Bhi Dikhayi Deta Hai. Banta:Achchaa, Kya Dikhta Hai? Santa:Andhera.

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Golu or Molu Bahut Achhe Dost Thhe Par Achanak Ek Hi Din Dono Mar Jate Hai Aur Ikathe Narak Mein Pahunchte Hai. Golu Ne Molu Ko Dekha Aur Hairan Hote Hue Pucha. Golu: ��Abe Tu Kaise Mara?�� Molu: ��Thand Se, Aur Tu?�� Golu: ��Mene Aatam Hatya Ki�� Molu: ��Kyu Be, Tu To Achha Bhala Tha Aur Khushi Se Jee Raha Thha?�� Golu: ��Yaar, Mujhe Laga Meri Biwi Ka Kisi Se Affair Hai, Ek Din Shaq Hone Pe Chaapa Maara Par Koi Nahi Tha, Sharm Ke Mare Maine Aatm-Hatya Kar Li�� Molu Ne Golu Ko Zor Se Thapad Mara Aur Bola. ��HARAMKHOR Agar Fridge Khol Ke Dekha Hota, To Na Tu Sharm Se Marta Aur . Na Mein Thand Se�� :-D :-D

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Banta baraf ka tukra lekar gaur se dekh raha tha. Kisi ne kaha,Kya kar rahe ho bunta-dekh raha hu ki kaha se lick ho raha he...

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Santa ka Baap UK se Aya.. Baap- Teri MAA Kahan he ?? . . Santa- Padosi ke Saat Bhag Gayi…!! . . Baap- Tune Mujhe bataya kyu nahi ?? . . Santa – Socha Surprise dunga………..lolz…

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